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I am Ytraxor of Graztork, new ruler of earth. In order to better manage your feeble resources, here is my third decree: each puny human will choose two beverages, one alcoholic and one non-alcoholic that you will consume for the rest of you life with no variation. Water is allowed in addition to the two prepared beverages. Tee-totallers only get one beverage.

You might choose:
Grapefruit Juice
Lager

or:
Coffee
Bourbon

And that's all you'll drink til you die. Please choose.

― Ytraxor of Graztork, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago) link

Orange juice
champagne

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:36 (twenty years ago) link

Coffee
Beer

Boring, but my best choices. Sorry.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

Ginger Ale
India Pale Ale

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

I will choose jaegermeister and espresso and will enjoy the fuck out of my very short, jittery, puking life, until I die 6 months in.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:40 (twenty years ago) link

Sparks
Jolt

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

You're gonna need that ginger ale after drinking all the IPA.

― andy, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

Green tea
Champagne

― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

mountain dew
anchor steam

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

Tea

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

Coffee, beer and water are all I drink anyway, so go sit on a dry well and pump on it some, Ytraxor.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:44 (twenty years ago) link

coke, beer.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:45 (twenty years ago) link

Tonic
Gin

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:46 (twenty years ago) link

MICHELOB
MICHELOB

― andy, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

Darjeeling
Lager

― Sengai, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

diet coke
red wine

― mcd (mcd), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:49 (twenty years ago) link

Calimocho!

― andy, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

Calimocho Torreon Special recipe

Ingredients
1/2 glass Red Wine
1/2 glass Coca-Cola

Fill the highball glass with ice, then half fill it with red wine, and half fill it with coca-cola. Enjoy.

Serve in: Highball Glass

― andy, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:57 (twenty years ago) link

Miller
Coffee

― TBA (TBA), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

honeybush tea
whiskey

― kelsey (kelstarry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

holy water
gasoline

― kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

piss
sweat

― otto muehl, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:14 (twenty years ago) link

I'd choose:

coca cola and cognac.

i like them both individually and i like them together. poifect.

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:14 (twenty years ago) link

ha ha Calamachos!! but no, I'll choose:

Deuchars IPA

Dr Pepper

― Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:15 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.angelfire.com/wi/beercans/images/zim2.gif

http://www.angelfire.com/tn/traderz/images/squirt1.jpg

"What's in a name? The soft drink seemed to "squirt" into your mouth, just like a freshly squeezed grapefruit. For Herb Bishop, the soft drink could have only one name."

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

I love Squirt (and Coke's equivalent, Citra). Too bad they're not available here.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

Maple Syrup
Cold Duck

― Softly Weeping at the Oki Dog (Ben Boyer), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

mmmm duck shake

― Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

I'm drinking a Squirt right now. They probably would have discontinued it years ago if it wasn't for the Latin market.

― andy, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

Coffee and Belgian Ale

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago) link

I'm drinking a Squirt right now. They probably would have discontinued it years ago if it wasn't for the Latin market.
-- andy (and...), September 1st, 2004.

yeah, the pope loves that stuff

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago) link

Lager
Tea

I trust I have appeased the great Ytraxor

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 22:08 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.trayman.net/Images/Bottles/Yuengling%20White%20Label.jpg

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 22:12 (twenty years ago) link

JD and Coke. Obviously.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 22:18 (twenty years ago) link

Coffee
Emerson's Bookbinder

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 22:19 (twenty years ago) link

Coffee
Champagne

And if Ytraxor of Graztork has problems with that he can just...drink from a bag of dicks.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago) link

is that alcoholic or not?

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:11 (twenty years ago) link

Coffee
Water
Strongbow

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Thursday, 2 September 2004 00:22 (twenty years ago) link

Wait, we get a weapon too? Glaive-guisarmes for all!

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Thursday, 2 September 2004 01:29 (twenty years ago) link

four years pass...

As of right now, Reed's Ginger Beer (non-alcoholic) and Jamaican Blue Mountain Coffee (uhh . . . also non-alcoholic; sorry, messed up the question there).

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 25 March 2009 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I've decided Reed's kind of sucks compared to a few others I've tried, ginger beer-wise... I like the Ginger People one most, I think. It's a little too much on the sweet side but it's good.

That said, it's great mixed with rye!

― mh, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link

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