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inevitability #1: have interweb, will hike

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 3 September 2004 09:20 (twenty years ago)

# have monitor, see thread*

*if have monitor but not see thread:
:press ear to monitor, hold breath

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 3 September 2004 09:24 (twenty years ago)

Hmm, I see that I Love Everything has no Wikipedia entry...

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 3 September 2004 09:25 (twenty years ago)

#3 All the brains on the web and we still have to wash a hat.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 3 September 2004 09:25 (twenty years ago)

sorry - scrub that

#3 Brain the size of the interweb and we all have to click submit too early.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 3 September 2004 09:26 (twenty years ago)

# ear to monitor, breath on hold, listen intently for possible threading noises

bonus: having hands and legs that flip-flop

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 3 September 2004 09:29 (twenty years ago)

# hearing supposed threading noise, unleash (1)breath & (2) desperate flip-floppery of hands and legs

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 3 September 2004 09:32 (twenty years ago)

# flip-flopping cosmically*, make one's own approximation of threadofilic noise

*itching attention crucial¤ for hitching a hike
(¤tho not necessarily sufficient)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 3 September 2004 09:38 (twenty years ago)

#noticing the noise subsiding, unglue ear from monitor,
view screen and wonder where the heck* that thread careened again!

*answer: off!
**clue: back to square one

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 3 September 2004 09:43 (twenty years ago)

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