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and here it is!! alcohol without liquid

http://www.awolusa.com/page-3.htm

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:11 (twenty years ago)

a machine that mixes spirits with pressurized oxygen.

anyone got a match?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:17 (twenty years ago)

oh and for further entertainment doctors grow new jaw on man's back. You CNN followers will probably have seen this.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/08/27/jaw.transplant.ap/index.html

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to invent a hybridization of this thing, a cannabis vaporizer, and a nitrous cracker, and I shall call it MECHATOKE.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Why do I want to pay $3695 for that when I can buy a 12 pack for $10?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Holy shit, that jaw replacement story is one of the most amazingest things I've ever seen!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:19 (twenty years ago)

Modern medicine is fucking KICKASS.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:19 (twenty years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/TECH/science/08/27/jaw.transplant.ap/story.ct.ap.jpg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, how am I supposed to accidentally trip and spill my drink on people if it's vaporized?

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Or angrily throw it in their face, for that matter.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago)

"YOU BITCH!"

*wafts alky fumes at evil cumdumpster*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago)

Precisely.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha - nick, I heart you.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago)

or piss yourself¿

― dysøn (dyson), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago)

good point. You will just have to light a match and blow the vapours in the offending person's direction

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, that could be fun... but my spilling the drink trick used to sort of be a good thing.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago)

spill their drink or will we all be vapouring it in the future? And will you be able to piss on cue without the litres of beer? could this end the line at the ladies toilets?

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:28 (twenty years ago)

the germans have all the luck, what with their beer river and all

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61474

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:30 (twenty years ago)

"The AWOL Vaporizer has a built-in safety device because it takes about 20 minutes to inhale one vaporizer shot of alcohol. It is not something people are going to get very drunk on."

WEAK LIKE CLOCK RADIO SPEAKERS

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:32 (twenty years ago)

and finally, the metal band with a parrot as a lead vocalist

http://reptilianrecords.com/reptilian/hatebeek.html

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:32 (twenty years ago)

surely it would be like a car speed beeper thing, easy enough to disable?

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:33 (twenty years ago)

ha ha Hatebeek is kick-ass! You don't know the name of the grindcore band with the two-pitbulls-as-lead-singers, do you?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago)

ah ha CANINUS

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:38 (twenty years ago)

oh yes, I have been looking to get hold of that but have not managed to download any (none of the online store stuff is available to me as amazing, the banks wont give me a credit card)

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago)

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