Ilx poster arrested!!

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OMGWTF!

― Kerry (dymaxia), Saturday, 4 September 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

As Poster's was being placed under arrest, he was heard screaming "My ass! My ass! It's ALL been in my ass!"

Too many possibilities here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 September 2004 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, if only this had been posted 12 hours ago... the response it would have had...

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Saturday, 4 September 2004 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

There's still time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 September 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Kerry, you are SUCH a cheap tease.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 4 September 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

;)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 4 September 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

After noticing a bizzare taste that could only be described as 'funk' on his pens, management had survelance equipment installed.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"survelance equipment"?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

'funk' on his pens has to be the funniest shit I have read ever.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

you can read 'funk'? how? with survelance equipment?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

With George Clinton's "special glasses".

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Poster, apprehended, earlier today, was caught standing bent over his boss' desk; in his office; with his pants dropped to his knees.

"He was inserting his managers red highlighter into his rectum. I guess you could say he was caught red handed, or in this case red assed." -- co-worker.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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