A thread for real (non-girlie) men

Do you think you'd hear a real man, like a Somalian farmer or fisherman for instance, saying "I can't eat that, I'm lactose intolerant?" Hell no. Where have all the men who haven't succumb to the widespread pussyification gone? Probably to their psychiatrist or reading "Men's Health" magazine.

Tom Crean

Tom Crean was a explorer who played a significant part in founding the Antarctic Continent. One time, Evans, an explorer that was with Tom Crean pussied out and said "leave me behind" but Tom Crean wouldn't do it. Then Tom Crean took over Hubert Hudson's 22ft boat and travelled 800 miles in it, fought in the first world war, served 27 years in the British Navy when Irish people hated Britain, got laid with Eileen Herlihy and then opened a pub called the "South Pole Inn" that still exists to this day in Kerry. In 1938, pow! His appendix exploded and he died. A real man.

Legendary Russian Man.

This legend entered a drinking competition to win 10 bottles of vodka. He filled a bucket full of vodka and kept dipping a shot glass into it. In the end he drank a litre and a half of vodka and died twenty minutes after winning the competition. He choose to drink himself to death than see a bunch of pencil necked geeks beat him in a competition. What a tough mofo

Arnold Schwarzenegger

You might think I'm going to say that Arnold Schwarzenegger was Mr. Universe or that he killed the Predator, not to mention the more sophisticated Terminator. Arnold Schwarzenegger is a legend because he is a real man. What type of man cares about animals? A girlie man. Arnold takes an ear full of abuse every day from puny animal rights activists because he is "ensuring the continued torture of at least 440,000 ducks" every day. They want him to stop the force feeding of birds in California but Arnold won't because he doesn't care about birds. What a legend.

US Sergeant Mark Ingham

First off, US Sergeant Mark Ingham is a huge man who obviously uses phrases like "didn't your mother give you enough attention as a child?" And "save the drama for your mama and get down on the ground and push." Secondly, he is a Sergeant in charge of a bunch of soldiers who hold parties at the zoo in Baghdad and "Salman Musa" (who I picture to be a scrawny, weak man) says "we have no way of stopping them," in a whiney voice. I can hear you say "he killed some civilians, terrorists and children but why is he so special?" Well he doesn't just kill people – he kills everything. Infact, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t care what he kills as long as it dies. After one of his troops got caught shooting a caged tiger at the zoo, I think I fell in love.