Less , more : Make a list

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You know, like the following:

- Less chat, more splat [for suicide jumpers]
- Less yappin', more zappin' [for aliens]
- Less natter, more batter [for a fish & chip shop]
- Less talk, more pork [for islamic feasts]
- Less derision, more incision [for an exchange between a patient and a surgeon]

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 September 2004 05:00 (twenty years ago)

I fucked up the title. It should have read Less [blah], more [blah]: Make a list. GOOD START.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 September 2004 05:02 (twenty years ago)

Less slef-flaggelation, more self-fellating!

― Huck, Saturday, 4 September 2004 05:05 (twenty years ago)

Less porn, more corn [for pervert farmers]
Less blow, more ho [recovering misogynist cokeheads]
Less Hagar, more agar [A woman chiding her husband for reading the newspaper when he's supposed to be thickening gravy]
Less pork, more Bjork [Hasidic Icelandic studio musician]
Less fiberglass, more Tiber-ass [Inciting a lazy Italian insulation-installer].

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Saturday, 4 September 2004 05:28 (twenty years ago)

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