Taking sides: land vs. sky vs. sea

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which is best?

land is for squares
sky is for hippies
the sea is #1

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:05 (twenty years ago)

I wz gonna say sky but then I thought about pretty trees and forests.

The sea, however, is for chumps.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Sky > land > sea. I did my research.

― Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Sea > sky > land. Ally, you're obviously wrong!

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago)

The sea sucks (whirlpoools and suchlike).

The sky is the limit (unless you're an astronaut or high altitude pilot).

The land is our land (property laws notwithtanding).

― Krankenhaus, Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:20 (twenty years ago)

I think the best way to demonstrate the sea's superiority is by comparing something which exists in all domains, and demonstrating the best iteration, clearly the first.

http://www.bettsiv.com/gif/seahorse.gif
VERY GODDAMN COOL

http://www.cit.gu.edu.au/~anthony/icons/large/pegasus.jpg
UNBEARABLY LAME

http://www.guidehorse.org/images/Cathleen%20MacDonald/horse3_small.jpg
CLOSE TO DECENT, BUT EVENTUALLY DUMB

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:23 (twenty years ago)

kind of a sea fan myself

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:24 (twenty years ago)

http://www.3briques.com/thumb_captain%20highliner.jpg

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:25 (twenty years ago)

(i never noticed captain highliner was a jesusaterian!)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:25 (twenty years ago)

http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/explorations/islands01/background/islands/media/fgnms_manta_350.jpg
HOME OF MANTA RAYS = FIRST ROUND K.O. FOR THE SEA

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago)

http://boomersint.org/images/donovan.jpg
sky fans

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago)

ROUND TWO:

http://www.ncf.carleton.ca/~bz050/HomePage.gws2.gif vs. http://www.methuen.k12.ma.us/MPS/MHS/Cloud%20Background.jpg vs. http://www.urbanext.uiuc.edu/veggies/images/corn.jpg

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago)

the sky can't kill you.

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago)

it can if you fall out of it!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:43 (twenty years ago)

or if you happen to be around a certain hurricane frances (which i guess is a sky + sea teamup)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago)

who are you, chicken licken?

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:45 (twenty years ago)

ts: scissors Vs. paper Vs. stone.

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 5 September 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago)

rock, obv. that "paper covers rock" winning thing is baloney. it's still a ROCK, even if it's got paper on top of it.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:00 (twenty years ago)

This is a question for Captain Planet and the Planeteers.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:06 (twenty years ago)

Stone sharpens scissors though.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:08 (twenty years ago)

Really good scissors can cut stone, though.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Manatees = Sea #1

Telescopes = Sky #2

Land = by default

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:10 (twenty years ago)

Basically, scissors are fucking brilliant.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:13 (twenty years ago)

manta rays and donovan are both on the sea team fritz!!

― jones (actual), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, Scissors for Prez, 2004. They should run on the slogan

"Vote for us - we'll "cut" through bureaucratic bullshit and stab terrorists in both eyeballs at once!"

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:16 (twenty years ago)

Sea = Emo

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago)

jones, you're right. i forgot that donovan is from atlantis.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago)

yes!! but he has all the bases covered here really:

― jones (actual), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:27 (twenty years ago)

http://digilander.libero.it/ecodiroccasecca/Eco16/Image295.gif

― jones (actual), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:28 (twenty years ago)

the answer, quite clearly, is RIVERS

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:32 (twenty years ago)

the answer is donovan as he has room in his heart for earth sky rivers and sea. he likes to hang out on his lawn in a sailor suit with misshapen children and a manatee.

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Fuck rivers.

I am enjoying this thread.

― Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago)

Lands got the most stuff on in. Sky and sea are both blue = sucks. Land is definitely the king. Land has monkeys, sea has seamonkeys, sky has flying monkeys. I say land wins that one too. (flying monkeys are not funny.)

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Curtis otm

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago)

seamo

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 5 September 2004 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Sea=otters, seals.

Sea wins.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Sunday, 5 September 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Where do hippos fit into this?

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 5 September 2004 18:18 (twenty years ago)

Sky is not always blue. Sea is not really blue. The Red Sea is not really red. I went to sea to see the sea. I think my hangover is beginning.

― Ally C (Ally C), Sunday, 5 September 2004 18:19 (twenty years ago)

my hangover has been in full effect all day. the two sides of my brain feel like they are splitting apart at great velocity

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Sunday, 5 September 2004 18:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics4/centtoy10.jpg

The sea one's the best. He had the best armour.

― Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 5 September 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago)

The sky definitely sucks. Tornados.

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 5 September 2004 19:59 (twenty years ago)

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