How do I become a patriach?

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Cos I keep being told we live in a dastardly patriachal society and frankly I can do the dastardly bit (thank you Joseph & William). But who are the patriachs and how do I become one?

― Pete, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

by default

― gareth, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Take over an orthodox branch of Christianity. Or sire lots of kiddies while keeping your wife barefoot and in the kitchen.

Local Feminist class had a debate on the validity of our campus paper being "the Tool of The Patriach", this for a brief moment became the ongoing joke for the paper instead of Donkey refrences.

― Mr Noodles, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Donating sperm has probably set you well on your way. For all you know there coulds be dozens of Ptees running about by now.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nicole, Hallowe'en was a fortnight ago.

― Tom, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Alternately, Ptee could start calling himself the Baron of Baran. That sounds pretty patriarchal.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pete, could you transfigure into a cultural, material and social structure of oppression and become a patriarchy?

― Ellie, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the Baron of Baran

That noise you just heard was the sepulchral groan I just issued...

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wear velvet cloaks with gold trim, and grow a very small, well- trimmed goatee.

― Maria, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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