Look at what you can buy on Amazon...

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http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000052XKJ/

Now, look under "MORE BUYING CHOICES" on the right.

It appears that Amazon has entered the fertility business.

― Ernest P. (ernestp), Monday, 6 September 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i see "related items" on the left with KY jelly

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Monday, 6 September 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm...try here:

http://s1.amazon.com/exec/varzea/preorder/new/B000052XKJ/

You can even select the condition! So what exactly is "Acceptable"?

― Ernest P. (ernestp), Monday, 6 September 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I love thses condom reviews:
"This is an excellent product. My wife and I both enjoyed testing this particular product."

Ernest are you saying they sell used condoms ???

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 6 September 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The best part of that page is this:

Explore Similar Items: 1 in Books, 3 in Kitchen & Housewares, and 6 in Electronics

um.. 'Kitchen & Housewares'?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 6 September 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

My hat goes off to those who "also bought" some computer/music gear, and a george foreman grill right after buying those condoms.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 6 September 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

So You'd Like To... Bring Yourself To Orgasm

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 6 September 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"Add To Wedding Registry"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 6 September 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

SEX MAKE ME HUNGRY

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Monday, 6 September 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I love the way the "also bought" thing somehow converts the Goerge Foreman cooking appliances as a "similar item" to a box of rubbers.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 6 September 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean I'm not about to ever put my dick in a George Foreman grill and then try to stuff the whole thing into a woman's vagina.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 6 September 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

D0c J0hns0n i v!be, A New P0ck3t R0ck3t V!br4t0r, Blueberry - 1 ea

List Price: ~~$34.95~~
Price: $19.99
You Save: $14.96 (43%)

Availability: Usually ships within 24 hours

This item cannot be returned and has additional shipping restrictions.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Monday, 6 September 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

A great price, though.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Monday, 6 September 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

AaronHz wrote: Ernest are you saying they sell used condoms ???

*dingdingdingdingding*

I found Amazon's definition of "Acceptable":
Acceptable: The product is fairly worn, but it continues to work perfectly. The signs of wear can include scratches, dents, and other aesthetic problems. The product may be marked or have identifying information on it, and may show other signs of previous use.

Continues to work perfectly! Scratches and dents?! Good lord, that's one mean vagina.

The forementioned vibrator's listing also says the following:
* Not be used on swollen or inflamed areas or skin lacerations

That's good to know.

― Ernest P. (ernestp), Monday, 6 September 2004 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)

The forementioned vibrator's listing also says the following:
* Not be used on swollen or inflamed areas or skin lacerations
That's good to know.

Crash, anyone? When he fucks that huge scar on her leg? hahaha

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 6 September 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I misread 'Doc Johnson' as 'Don Johnson.'

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 6 September 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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