A Brockton neighborhood activist who has protested profanities screamed at rock concerts has hosted ``horny bi-dads'' for free-for-all orgies across from a junior high school, the Herald has learned.

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― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Thursday, 9 September 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

BI DADS AGAINST THE WARPED TOUR

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Thursday, 9 September 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

According to the Web site, partygoers pay $10 per day and $15 per night, which covers ``condoms, lube and snacks.''

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 9 September 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

warped tour = sucks
cock = rulz

makes sense to me.

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 9 September 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

this is quite boring for Brockton

― kephm, Thursday, 9 September 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

And then there's this outstanding nugget of street-level reportage:

"Poppers" refers to methamphetamine pills, which are often used to boost sex drive.

― briania (briania), Thursday, 9 September 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I caught the popper foolishness too. That's like when they find 7 seedling pot plants in a yard with a "street value of $300,000..."

― andy, Thursday, 9 September 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ARE Weapons are from Brockton

― Russ (Russ), Thursday, 9 September 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

shit, SFPD busted you andy?

― stevie (stevie), Thursday, 9 September 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn it Stevie, it gets tough to make a living around here... So I fall back on my old Humboldt ways...

― andy, Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

a friend with weed is a friend indeed...

― stevie (stevie), Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

a friend who bleeds is better.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i saw placebo at heston services snacking on burger king en masse while en route to the reading festival last week. not glamourous, brian...

― stevie (stevie), Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

only women bleed, ally

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

though perhaps that's what you meant

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

OH MY GOD MEN HAVING SEX NEAR A SCHOOL!

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

my last apartment in philly was directly across - only separated by an alley and the window blinds - from a school for disabled kids. i often had sex there.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

in the apartment, that is

― dan perry prevention fund (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(damn)

― DENIED (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 September 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

HI DERE, I AM ON THE INTERNET READING ABOUT GAY SEX IN A SCHOOL!!! THERE ARE DEFINATELY 17 YEAR OLDS RIGHT HERE

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Thursday, 9 September 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

This needs to be a good TV movie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 September 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Can A.R.E. Weapons do the soundtrack?

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Thursday, 9 September 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is a goldmine of yuks (esp. dan's first comment)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 9 September 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I think we're all skirting the issue here, that being that this man has finally smashed the outdated stereotype that gays, lesbians, and bisexuals are uniformly in favour of cursing in song.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 September 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd protest Warped Tour too.... they still have Ska bands!

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Thursday, 9 September 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The father seemed to crumble so quickly... "Okay, I'll stop!" Why not make it the next great civil rights crusade: "I'm going to invite 30 strangers for an afternoon of gay sex across from a school because it's my inalienable right!"

― andy, Thursday, 9 September 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"Yunits confirmed that police and the Plymouth District Attorney's Office are probing the same-sex soirees...."

I'll bet they are! That sentence seems completely constructed by the smartass writer just so he can use the word 'probe.'

― andy, Thursday, 9 September 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, that's not what poppers are.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 9 September 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Poppers are battered, deep-fried jalapenos stuffed with cheese.

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 9 September 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

also, be sure to try our new Grizzlebee's _Orange Sunbloom Onions_(TM)!

All at your local Grizzlebee's!(tm)(R)

"Grizzlebee's, where you wish you had less fun!"(R)

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Thursday, 9 September 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

holy shit. my dad grew up in a house right next door to this one across the street from the school. my grandad was living there until like last year when he sold the house. gay men were having lots of sex within 100 yards of my father's father. i want to tell the both of them.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 10 September 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I DID ME NAN IN THE FANNY ONCE

― GARU G, Friday, 10 September 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

WAAAA

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Friday, 10 September 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

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― joseph pot (STINKOR™), Friday, 10 September 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I think we're all skirting the issue here, that being that this man has finally smashed the outdated stereotype that gays, lesbians, and bisexuals are uniformly in favour of cursing in song.

Right, we've learned that the orgy-crazed gays and bisexuals are the ones opposed to cursing in song.

"Yunits confirmed that police and the Plymouth District Attorney's Office are probing the same-sex soirees...."
I'll bet they are! That sentence seems completely constructed by the smartass writer just so he can use the word 'probe.'

The Herald used to be owned by Rupert Murdoch and is pretty much the New York Post of Boston. So there ya go.

― wetmink (wetmink), Saturday, 11 September 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

poppers = amyl nitrate inhalers. supposedly intensify sex. popular "disco drug" in quaalude era.

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Saturday, 11 September 2004 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

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