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LET'S COME UP W/ RACIAL SLURS FOR ROBOTS, FOR WHEN THEY FINALLY INTEGRATE INTO SOCIETY

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tin man
toaster oven (from alien 4)

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Clankers

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

house droid

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Difference Engines (they're different to us)

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

uncle c-3P0

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"Colgate"

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Biodeficients

Cybers

We also need a thread for what the robots will call us.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

among other stuff they'll call us "pedestrians"

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

and "meatls"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Or "meat puppets".

― Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

flesh bunnies

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"lunch"

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

But that's cute! I'd love to be thought of as a flesh bunny.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

They will definitely call us 'stinkers' and 'apes'

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

They'll feel so left out when we have breath-holding competitons. I feel sorry for the robots.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't patronize them.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

'carbos'.

― Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Them: Falsies.
Us: Pasties.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.brmovie.com/Images/Characters/Roy_Batty/brsm_roy_batty.jpg

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

haha "batty boy"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"Rattler."
"Poop factory."
"Readymade."
"Darwin's bitch."
"Future shockah."
"Gutbucket."

pause

"Let's be friends."

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

fob (fresh off the bolts )

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

well at least you are now willing to admit that the "black people as robots" stereotype is a very real one -- and one that's worth fighting against. Thanks, Aaron! Peace.
-- Solange (SolangeKnowle...), December 4th, 2003 4:07 PM.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The Flesh Egg-Sucking Bunny

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

But what happens when someone passes them a beer? Does everyone laugh and go "haha as if the robot can get drunk!!" and the robot has to laugh as well, because he's programmed to be self-deprecating. "Fouls the machinery, you know" haha. And then they're like. "well why can't you just program yourself to be drunk??"

xpost: Curtis I remember that and I am so glad you remembered too.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Lando: yo son, meet me at that guido pub?
Ackbar: what guido pub
Lando: Dagobar!

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

!!!!!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer has succeeded in making me look forward to the future.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I think 'Uncle Robbie' is better than 'Uncle CP30'.

― Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

oof

xpost, xxpost

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's a picture of Robbie standing next to Gort. Marvellous stuff.

ihttp://www.ghg.net/it/scott/worldcon/gif/robbie%20robot.gi

― Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ghg.net/it/scott/worldcon/gif/robbie%20robot.gif

― Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i recently recorded a song called 'Uppity Robot'. it sounds like a computer trying to emulate Lightning Bolt.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Other fishing fly names that might be appropriated by robots in the service of creating carbon-based racial slurs include thePink Pollywog.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

conkies

― alfalfa romeo, Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"FUCK you lookin' at, Tinkertoy? Turn your clanky ass aROUND and get BACK in your box before I bend you over and short you out!"
"..."
"Hey man, you know I'm just kiddin with you, right? You're my pal, Robbie, you know that? Hey, you got a lighter built into all that shit?"
"..."
"Where the fuck you goin? Motherfucker, I'm talkin to you...!!"
(etc etc)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Chipies.

'Naw, chipies are okay. The council moved a couple in next door, though, and I swear they're dealing upgrades. Farkin' downloading day and night, listening to Kraftwerk. Wouldn't let my daughter marry one. Farkin' robbies.'

― Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 11 September 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Us:
Skin Tubes
Meat Bags
Flesh pots

Them:
Robosexuals

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Saturday, 11 September 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

RIGGERS

― dean? (deangulberry), Saturday, 11 September 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.starwars.jp/droid/image/hk_47.jpg

HK-47 : I say we just kill the meatbag.

Cheating Husband on Tattooine: Ouch. Did my wife get to you too?

HK-47 : No. I just hate all meatbags. Except the master, of course.

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Saturday, 11 September 2004 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"Chrome Dome"
I learned that one from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles many years ago

― Stan Fields (Stan Fields), Saturday, 11 September 2004 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuckin' Boltheads takin' all the good jobs. Menial Labor. Fruit Picking. Hyperspacial Topology Calculations. All the good jobs go to all those fuckin' nobleeds.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 11 September 2004 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

laser lips

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 11 September 2004 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Rusty Nuts

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 11 September 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

nickelbacks

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 11 September 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Circuit Sucker

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 11 September 2004 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I like robots though.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 11 September 2004 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

pointmissers

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 11 September 2004 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Calculators

― Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 11 September 2004 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I like robots though.

We need a name for robot collaborators.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 11 September 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The robot racism stuff in Top Ten is the most hilarious stuff (the cop, what'shisname, joking about fucking the vending machine or whatever).

― Jordan, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

One of my fave scenes from this last year's BSG was where Helo asks the other pilots in the mess hall for a new callsign for Sharon, and they happily throw out two dozen or so, the majority of which are anti-Cylon slurs

― kingfish, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

i see toaster only appears here as "toaster oven" (first post, and from ali-hens).

TOASTER

― Alan, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, FRACKin toaster

― Alan, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lostinspacetv.com/ART/download/C-Cast/C24.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

chips for brains

― Alan, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

was going to post "laser lips"

― RJG, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Fe-Cs (i think this was actually in an Asimov story)

― Alan, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

Tool

― Mark C, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

lapwop

― félix pié, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

D4G0

― Mark C, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

And his fellow droid K1K3

― Mark C, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

copper knob

― not--goodwin, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

niks

― abanana, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

raw butts

― Will M., Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

I'm wondering why Futurama never addressed this.

still:

CLANKERS
DIRTY WHIRRERS

― kingfish, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

'Your mum is a ho-bot'

― ELZ, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

I want to punch so many of you in the face.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

"copper knob" is a good one

― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

but many of these are terribly unimaginative

― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

This thread = http://members.cox.net/brueger/images/puppies.jpg

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

yeah this thread sucks

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

putting real racist slurs in l337 isn't really a slur on robots is it?

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

this thread needs some grover

http://www.uterwincenter.com/applause/2005/dec05/images/Super-Grover.jpg

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

I kinda like "laser lips" tho.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

THERE'S A MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS THREAD.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/469892610_dd38093e29.jpg
^^^ i love him, more than i love ppl who think "rigger" is funny and actually REPOSTED IT ON THE LOL THREAD

assholes.

lol i totally lied on dc thread when i said i wasn't going to click it :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno, I didn't think that one was that bad. Led to much worse though. :/

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

robutts

― creme1, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

THERE'S A MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS THREAD.

-- jessie monster, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:57 (17 minutes ago)


jessie 8090

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

oh p.s. I apologize for posting it on the excelsior thread since it offended people.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry for r*gger, I thought it was funny, like wigger but with an "R" instead for robots. Also robots sometimes rig stuff. I will accept banning if it is deemed necessary. ;_;

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

too late...you've offended the robot contingent of ILX

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not a robot but i am offended by the lack of humor on this thread.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

... heh, more like ASSimo!

― andrew m., Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

404 ERROR: HUMOR NOT FOUND

― 404 Error: Page Not Found, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

BAN ALL MEATCREATURES

― 404 Error: Page Not Found, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

nine months pass...

lol @ bothurtness

― gershy, Saturday, 23 February 2008 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

"Your mother was a trash-compactor!"

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 23 February 2008 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

Solder Boy Tell'em

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 23 February 2008 11:47 (eighteen years ago)

canned adians

carboreter caca

― tremendoid, Saturday, 23 February 2008 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

the hards

― tremendoid, Saturday, 23 February 2008 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

But what happens when someone passes them a beer? Does everyone laugh and go "haha as if the robot can get drunk!!" and the robot has to laugh as well, because he's programmed to be self-deprecating. "Fouls the machinery, you know" haha. And then they're like. "well why can't you just program yourself to be drunk??"

tense stuff

― tremendoid, Saturday, 23 February 2008 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

Wiredick

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Saturday, 23 February 2008 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

alumidiot

― electricsound, Saturday, 23 February 2008 13:18 (eighteen years ago)

shunts

― kingfish, Saturday, 23 February 2008 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

turings

― dan m, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

irish aspie

― W i l l, Saturday, 23 February 2008 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

chromebacks

― Usain Bolt Cola (Cattle Grind), Friday, 26 March 2010 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

tuomas

― jeff, Friday, 26 March 2010 22:58 (sixteen years ago)


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