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Hi everyone! I just got a call from ResLife and apparently over the weekend
a water pipe that had been leaking was repaired. Because of this, the water
pressure is back and working as it should, however, it is advised that you
DO NOT DRINK THE WATER FROM YOUR SINKS OR THE WATER FOUNTAINS in the dorm
until further notice!

Have a great week! Look for a fun (off campus!) hall program coming up
soon!

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

here is one i recieved from colin s barrow mere minutes ago

"felching scrubber upskirt sniffer dachshund"

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:39 (twenty-one years ago)

is he sending you his new lyrics again?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought he was talking about you.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

gaz and I were trying to change the ads alongside each others' gmail accounts. The war was getting nasty and I was winning.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

rod stewart edible colon catheter!

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't that a Severed Heads track?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahaha, I didn't even see the ads until just now. Effective then.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

we psyched it out! the ads have...disappeared!

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

mine too! It must've been that last one you sent me gaz. Shall I reproduce it here?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway back to the useless emails: here's one that went to everyone at my work the other day:

"Please note the annual leave balance on payslips in relation to this weeks payrun will be incorrect due to an admin error. This will be corrected on the payslips for the 24th September. "

Um.. ok, thanks.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

"I dyill hsbr phone fwe to you. I'll let you know when it switches back."

― access flap (omar little), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)

¯\(°_o)/¯

― access flap (omar little), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 22:06 (sixteen years ago)

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