Yoga Booty Ballet

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― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

This is my new favorite dumb exercise fad since Strip Aerobics.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Yoga Booty Ballet is an incredibly entertaining combination of fat-burning cardio, yoga-inspired flexibility, and strength training and posture enhancement, with special emphasis on lifting and firming the booty.

Well that's nice.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a floorwax AND a desert topping, Ned.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Slices and dices.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm fascinated because the more and more exotic exercise fads seem to get, the more they contain within them the not-so-secret concession from their practitioners that exercise is, by nature, really and truly boring and in constant need of jazzy gimmicks to maintain interest. Though much the same thing could be said about fruit drinks or pop music, true.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I am loving the "see the difference!" pictures, in which the woman has on a more baggy unflattering aerobics tank in the before pic, and a smaller tighter one in the after - and apart from that I see no difference at all really.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

nonsense trayce, heaps of them are also heavily faketanned in their after photos

― gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't Parliament have a song about this?

― oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Some of the before and after shots involve weight losses of three or five pounds. This may be a "guy thing" but to me that seems negligible -- I lose and gain that much throughout the course of an average day.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Neh, I can never tell either.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Then again I havent weighed myself since ever, so...

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.beachbody.com/images/us/local/v3/products/fitnessproducts/yogabootyballet/hd_about3.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:16 (twenty-two years ago)

sounds like fun

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll say.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

In the before pic, Robyn has boobs. In the after pic, she does not.

Ergo, any men perving on Robyn want her to get her money back.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, that was supposed to be signed from "Your Friendly Oversexed Patriarchy" but I'm guessing that's how most people pronounce "Dan Perry '08" by this point anyway.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all in the spelling.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha that website says "squishy balls"

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

eight years pass...

THE SEE-THROUGH YOGA PANTS CRISIS OF 2013

http://www.lululemon.com/media/index.php?id=224

"This represents approximately 17% of all women’s bottoms in our stores."

― maura, Monday, 18 March 2013 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

going to need pictures to really get their point, idunno

― k3vin k., Monday, 18 March 2013 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

several corners of the internet just spontaneously burst into a panic

― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

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