top 100 public toilets ilxors have had a wank in

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1. The one next to Humanities 2 in the British Library.

(Well you have to do something while you wait for the books you ordered... that's my excuse anyway.)

― the man-machine, Monday, 13 September 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

2. Caffe Nero on the King's Road last Saturday afternoon.

― totally logged out, Monday, 13 September 2004 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

3. DELETE ILX

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never done this!! Have I missed out in any way?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

We should make an official stamp: "An ilxor masturbated here".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

How can people be bothered?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think you've particularly missed out, Pashmina. A wank is a wank, wherever you do it.

3. on the Eurostar
4. on a plane flying to Singapore

― too embarrassed to say, Monday, 13 September 2004 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Eyeball, in some places it's considered rude to just knock one off in public, but hey, different strokes.

― Dead Man, Monday, 13 September 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

5. The gents in the Burger King on Tottenham Court Road.

― Onan (Wooden), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if women ever go into public toilets to have a wank? Somehow I doubt it.

― Salvador Dali, Monday, 13 September 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Most women I know don't sit on the seat! I can't think of anything less sexy than a woman standing in a cubicle with one leg up, precariously balanced as she...

...

...excuse me.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never done it. I would admit it if I had, but you know, it would just be too distracting, trying to get a good stroke on in public!

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The Ladies' in Heathrow Airport, by accident. Boy, was my face red.

― Adam Wayne (AdamWayne), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"face"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

the ladies loos at the buffalo bars sell vibrators (SO I'VE HEARD)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

is someone going to tell the chinese train story now?

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

6. Boy's (solo) Bathroom - History Floor, Sophomore Year, High School
7. Boy's (solo) Bathroom - History Floor, Junior, High School
8. Boy's (solo) Bathroom - History Floor, Senior Year, High School
9. Boy's Bathroom - Religion Wing, Junior Year, High School
10. Boy's Bathroom - Religion Wing, Senior Year, High School
11. RFR ((Republican Family Restaurant) truckstop, while employed at local camp.
12. The Underground (Club) Bathroom, London, England
13. Blue H3n Restaurant, Oregon, while on mo. long XC road trip.
14. Enn1s Cafe, Wyoming, while on mo. long XC road trip
15. Nameless diner, Tennessee, while on mo. long XC road trip.

― the ex, jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if women ever go into public toilets to have a wank? Somehow I doubt it.

-- Salvador Dali (dal...), September 13th, 2004 7:39 AM. (later)

Erm, FYI there are hidden camera video files available on Limewire, etc. for people wondering just the same thing.
cue Borat: If I get job, can I put camera in lady toilet?

And no, I've never wanked in a public toilet either.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

16. Motel 6 Public Bathroom, Baltimore, 1996

― the ex, jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

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