"Dexterpie's cats are smarter than you!" says John Kerry

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John Kerry was laughing so hard he almost shat himself, and while he was waiting for his butler to change his diaper (he did wet himself) he told me that my cats are smarter than all of you. He said even my cats won't use a dirty litterbox, but that you morons will vote for anyone you are told to vote for. My cats like to play with fluffy toys, eat bugs, and take long naps. John Kerry likes to kiss Jimmy carter and hug Michael Dukakis.

Whether he is killing a hamster or slaughtering a vietnamese villiage, John Kerry knows one thing - don't mess with Dexterpie's cats because they are NOT declawed, and are smarter than all of you combined.

― dexterpie, Monday, 13 September 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"I can't tell you who to vote for, but I can tell you not to vote for Nader, because I know him and he's an asshole." - Bob Weir

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 September 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

the first post on this thread works better if you think that dexterpie has been posessed by a twee demon, as in:

dexterpie: "...you morons will vote for anyone you are told to vote for. OH NO IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!"

Twee Demon: "My cats like to play with fluffy toys, eat bugs, and take long naps."

dexterpie: "away, vile aparition! John Kerry likes to kiss Jimmy carter and hug Michael Dukakis. Whether he is killing a hamster or slaughtering a vietnamese villiage, John Kerry knows one thing -"

Twee Demon: "don't mess with Dexterpie's cats because they are NOT declawed, and are smarter than all of you combined."

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 13 September 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.deathofthought.com/gallery/albums/userpics/nazi%20cat.jpg

― sexyDancer, Monday, 13 September 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the People's Socialist Party.

― dextercat, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

How about the Pope's social party?

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I do belong to that one. The Pope has great parties. Sometimes we play bridge, or gather together to discuss a book we have all read, like "Pardon My Being French, But I hate your Children and Am Unqualified to be Dog-Catcher" by John Kerry, self hating Catholic.

― dexterpie, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Le Parti Félin vous condamne, Mr Pie. Nous savons où vous habitez et nous allons passer chez vous pour raser votre chien.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

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