a thread for haikus about the penises of ilxors

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the mighty beast lolls
to one side. Mark C.\'s penis
begins its ascent.

kraftwerk robot, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

PUT ME WILLY
IN ME GRANS
FANNY

GARU G, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

We have a thread
Which tells us
Where to put it

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

what are the rules for haikus again?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Marcello Carlin\'s
penis is sad and angry.
It stretches and strains.

kraftwerk robot, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

testing's

Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Like a flower that
has spent too long in a vase,
stevem\'s penis wilts.

kraftwerk robot, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

do not penetrate the troll.

Donnie Smith The Quiz Kid, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i do believe that
most female ilxors
don't have a penis

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

GARU G's is magical.

Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

sick mouthy would love
to plant his willy inside
dog latin's sister

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

the latest haiku
makes me exclaim
DELETE KEN!

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

mark h is only
jealous because my wang is
bigger than his obv

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

we all know the truth
about men who brag about
the size of their wang.

knaftwerk robot, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

his thread I don't touch
profile is yet dismaying
simple click screams NO.

aimurchie, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

aldo_cowpat says
his mother's got a penis
this might not be true

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The momus penis
has in the past provoked much
ilx envy.

kraftwerk robot, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

dr marten has a penis
now
do you want me?

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:21 (twenty-one years ago)

THEN ME GRABN
DOES POSS AND WEES
IN HER FLANGE

GARU G, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned Raggett\'s penis
has no sideburns and yet it
always performs well.

kraftwerk robot, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

size 28 men
and sex with 83cky Luc@s
oy vey, the googlers

stockholm cindy, montessori emo superstar (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

jon williams' penis
is quite reminiscent of
a rainbow laser

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

all cobwebs and dust
long forgotten, neglected
nick's sheathed meatsabre

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

if I were a wang
I would be a no1ze dud3's dick
but whose? I'm not sure.

ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)


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