if you're going to call, why won't you leave a message?!

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occasionally i get strange IMs from people that are not advertisements for barnyard intercourse or hot anal action. and then i say hello in reply and they disappear. now, i would normally just ignore all incoming IMs from strange names except that lately miscreants who wander round these parts have taken to bothering me via america online's communications feed trough. and we all know that i'm a lonely old shut in and i need the attention. but seriously, if you're going to bother to reach out and touch me...don't be a tease, dammit. is this a scam? some new way to contract communicable computer diseases? is big brother keeping tabs on me via the auspices of KoolDude77?

― jess, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(also, if you're out there, stop calling my voice mail and hanging up. i don't want to talk to you anyway, so get to the damn point or knock it off. freaks.)

― jess, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jess, can you sit back down, please? I can't see you with the current camera angle.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jess, you scampy little hypocrite you! You did the same thing to me last night. Via email mind you and my studying advice was shite I know - but what did you expect from a girl drinking beer on a weeknight whilst essaying? I feel so used! Waaahhh!

― Kim, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And this guy wonders why he's lonely?

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I say things over telephone conections to you, but you can't hear them!

― Kodanshi, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

kodanshi that's the creepiest thing i've heard in a while.

and kim, i = worst email correspondent EVER. i didn't even get your reply til the next day because i went to sleep vowing never to write again! even ilx posts! (obv., well, you know.) to make up for it, i'll buy you a pair of reeboks. (seems to work for jay-z.)

― jess, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

its cos i'm shy, ok.

― Geoff, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yay! Whining RULES!

(Size 8 please)

― Kim, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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