Too much national sexurity : C/D?

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too much? too little? is there a fine line? a middle ground?

― Gilberto Googliacci, Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago)

FUCK!

― Gilberto Googliacci, Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:16 (twenty years ago)

yeah right.

― cºzen (Cozen), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago)

BEST THREAD EVER

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:34 (twenty years ago)

oh my god. I just spit coke on the keyboard.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=sexurity

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago)

wow, 932 results for sexurity¡

haha ha: social sexurity number

― dysøn (dyson), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:48 (twenty years ago)

I need more sexurity. Lots more.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:49 (twenty years ago)

SEX IS AWFUL

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:49 (twenty years ago)

AWFULLY GOOD YOU MEAN

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago)

UHHH.. NOT USUALLY. SOMETIMES.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago)

You mean the times when YOU'RE HAVING IT, right?

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:52 (twenty years ago)

the times when i'm having it with someone who i actually respect :D

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago)

you're doing something wrong, son.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 September 2004 19:57 (twenty years ago)

You are using your penis, right?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:00 (twenty years ago)

penis: check.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:01 (twenty years ago)

*hears sound of peeing*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:03 (twenty years ago)

If you can hear Ian peeing, I don't think we have enough national sexurity.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:03 (twenty years ago)

And you're putting it in the vagina/mouth/anus, whichever you fancy?
x-post

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:04 (twenty years ago)

aaron: YES.

sometimes i can't come from vaginal sex! WEIRD.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Ew, imagine a vaginanus. (Sorry Ian, that probably doesn't help.)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:06 (twenty years ago)

sometimes i can't come from vaginal sex! WEIRD.

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMMMMMMMM......

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:07 (twenty years ago)

You aren't just using ONLY your penis, right?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:07 (twenty years ago)

no, not only my penis.

i feel vulnerable :(

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:08 (twenty years ago)

sometimes i can't come from vaginal sex

Yeah, well, neither can many (most???) women.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:09 (twenty years ago)

just think of her as a giant shark

― kephm, Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:10 (twenty years ago)

Goddamnyou Ian, dudes like you are responsible for all of my insecurities reagarding, erm "sexurity".

― mouse (mouse), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.pbrla.com/APRIL03/ascroft_beachbreasts.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:11 (twenty years ago)

this thread is clamtastic

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:11 (twenty years ago)

have i told you guys about my dream where teh giant vagina with stickfigure legs tries to eat me? maybe related.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:11 (twenty years ago)

too much noise, maybe.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:11 (twenty years ago)

let the eagle soar!

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:12 (twenty years ago)

Ian your pants are too tight. They're cutting off circulation to your balls.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago)

"My pants ate my balls!"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:14 (twenty years ago)

that nightmare sounds rather pink floyd wall-ish

― kephm, Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:15 (twenty years ago)

my pants are actually not tight. fuck tight pants!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.edrants.com/reluctant/ridge.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago)

(Fritz is winning this thread so far!)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/issue53pics/rumsfeld.jpg

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago)

I don't have much sexurity.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago)

YOU will be tumbling through sexurity very shortly, madam!

― Gilberto Googliacci, Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago)

OH MY GOD ROFFFLE!!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago)

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE GUGLIATTA AT YOUR HEAD!?!?

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago)

SEXCERTAINLY

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago)

YOU WILL PAY FOR THOSE CENTIPEDES, MADAM. THE ISSUE OF EXTREME SEXURITY IS IRRELEVANT!

― Gilberto Googliacci, Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Well, if you wish to HURL the centipedes at me if that's the appropriate terminology, go ahead.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago)

perhaps you don't know.. I'm a very wealthy man.
Very... EXTR-R-R-RAVAGANT MAN. A very.. SEXURE man.

― Gilberto Googliacci, Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago)

do you own a mansion and a yacht?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago)

Helium ointment?

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago)

What do you wan', jewels? golds? trip around the world with extra sexurity?

hstencil, I want you to come work for mah business, y' know.

― Gilberto Googliacci, Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Skipping 17 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Its not the destination, it's the journey.. or something ... annoying like that.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:53 (twenty years ago)

vaginanus!!

― Lingbert, Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago)

Man who walk sideways through airport sexurity turnstile is going to Bangkok.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago)

mostly, n/a, I totaly agree with you.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago)

You need to put either a comedy or a tragedy mask over their face, Ian, and then you can be tricked into thinking it's a tragically/amusingly beautiful girl with porcelain-white skin.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:05 (twenty years ago)

or just a paper bag

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:07 (twenty years ago)

I vote richard nixon mask.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:07 (twenty years ago)

NO!! COMEDY/TRAGEDY MASKS!!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:08 (twenty years ago)

Fcuk Richard Nixon!!

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.costumeholidayhouse.com/Costume/Drama%20Gifts/thumbs/LC-C-T-138w_small.jpg

FUCK ME, IAN!!!!!!!!!!!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago)

hahhahahaha ok OMG that is killing me.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:10 (twenty years ago)

It's like something out of Eyes Wide Shut.
Mandee U R kinky

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/oliphant/vc007260.jpg

"oooh, yeah, fuck me, Ian. You rascal!"

― cow tools, Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago)

dude, guys. this isn't helping anything!

but my, ahem, problem, is highly dependent upon who i'm fucking and how much i've had to drink/smoke.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago)

dude that happens to everyone, except dudes with the "ejaculation" in the too soon too often problem, you shouldn't worry.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago)

i like my use of quotes there as if they aren't ejaculating but in effect, they're hurling milk at you or something.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago)

Ian, we're trying to get you in a state of mind where whomever you end up in bed with, you can think to yourself with relief, "At least it's not Nixon's maggoty corpse again."

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago)

dude maybe you should do that instead. if you are having teh troubles, dump milk on the girl.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.getballistic.com/graphics/JHOFFTHEWALL.JPG

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago)

NSFW

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago)

http://www.malecelebrities.org/patrickswayze/patrick2.jpg

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cinefile.biz/pbreak1.jpg

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://membres.lycos.fr/issla/Keanu/pictures_point_break/a_toute_vitesse_05_point_break.jpg

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago)

You KNOW I'd pick the black mask, right? So elegant.. so.. sorta goth. HOTTTTTTT.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:26 (twenty years ago)

http://www.reeves-dogstar.com/pics3/point02.jpg

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kcrl.net/cinema/point3/pb124.jpg

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Trailer/3687/image/jim.jpg

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:29 (twenty years ago)

Free the Bee, go away.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:31 (twenty years ago)

JW in posting rapid succession of pics shockah

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago)

JW usually gets a bit more creative than posting pics of Keanu Reeves and Jim Carrey.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago)

Well maybe he's running out of ideas?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:38 (twenty years ago)

that is teh jw.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago)

i mean, come on, post pics of babies who resemble phil collins.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:45 (twenty years ago)

Sexurity

I want sexurity, yeah
Without it I had a great loss, oh now
Sexurity, yeah
And I want it at any cost, oh now

Don't want no money, right muh now, muh now, muh now
I don't want no fame
But sexurity I have all of these things, yeah
All of these things, yeah, now
Sexurity, yeah
That's all I want from you, oh now
Sexurity, yeah
And a little love that will be true, oh

Those sweet tender lips you know they tells me that
You're the one for me
Darling, how can I forget
How can I forget, yeah now

I want sexurity, yeah
I'm telling you, once say again, oh now
Sexurity
And I want it in the end, oh

Those sweet tender lips you know they tells me that
You're the one for me
Darling, how can I forget
How can I forget, yeah now

Alone with just a little bit of soul, right now, now, baby
Darling, everything is gonna be allright
One more time, just one more time, baby...

― Gilberto Googliacci, Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago)

mandee in not getting joke shocka

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:58 (twenty years ago)

im just bored and antsy, J.W.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:59 (twenty years ago)

and I want a chocolate shake.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:59 (twenty years ago)

now you made me want one :(

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago)

me too. aaargh i need to eat something, i haven't eaten all day.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:05 (twenty years ago)

STIRFRY BITCHES

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:10 (twenty years ago)

How wouldjoo like Chocolick at jo HEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

― Gilberto Googliacci, Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:12 (twenty years ago)

is Gilberto Googliacci = Jon Williams?

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago)

Not unless he logged out to make those posts. "Free the Bee" definitely is though.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:11 (twenty years ago)

This is quite the beautiful thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:26 (twenty years ago)

I don't even understand...

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:26 (twenty years ago)

SEXurity!

It's funny cos it's rude.

― Wooden (Wooden), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:28 (twenty years ago)

I sound drunk when I say it.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:29 (twenty years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=sexurity&ie=UTF-8&hl=en

― wetmink (wetmink), Friday, 17 September 2004 02:15 (twenty years ago)

Am I the only one who hears sexurity and thinks of the end result of adolescence? E.g. The ripening sexurity of teenage girls

And don't worry too much, Ian. Allyzay is right: your problem is waaay better than the converse.

― Laura E (laurae55), Friday, 17 September 2004 02:31 (twenty years ago)

I like that this thread derailled before the first answer even...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 September 2004 07:50 (twenty years ago)

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