It's baaaaaack! "Survivor: Vanuatu" Official Thread

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I'm not quite as geeked as I normally am for a new season of my favorite show, but that may just be a bit of residue left over from the mildly disappointing all-star season (and the fact that CBS is, for the first time, using a previous cast member -- Rupert -- to help hype the new season). As per usual, I've kept my knowledge about the cast members and spoilers to the absolute minimum, so I can go in fresh. Only thing I know about tonight's show is that there is some sort of weird tribal ritual that freaks everyone out within the first 10 minutes.

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be there. I have to be. Maria hasn't let me watch anything else on thursday nite for 5 years.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not a real Thursday without the Survivor/Apprentice tagteam. (With Smackdown filling in the commercial breaks.)

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose I'll be watching this; I have nothing better to do.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Some initial observations:
1. did the women get some kind of group discount on breast implants?
2. did they edit out the bit when one of those retards exclaimed upon first seeing Rory "wow look! It's Hootie!"
3. am I the only one who said "wow look! Chad's a robot!" when he lifted up his pantleg?

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 17 September 2004 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm rooting for Dolly the hot sheep farmer.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 17 September 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Or Eliza the hot proto-lawyer.
Or Julie the hot youth-mentor.

Best Survivor Ever.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 17 September 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Eliza talks too much, though. Lisa the born-again Christian milf is oh so fine.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 17 September 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Vanuatu's a beautiful country. I hope they don't trash it The Beach style.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 September 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

yay. survivor is my favorite

― todd swiss (eliti), Friday, 17 September 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Never have I experienced so much immediate loathing of a Survivor cast member as I did Travis in the first 20 minutes tonight. Between the squinty pig eyes, the Bob Barker T-shirt, him spastically tipping over the little boat he disembarked into, the pfft-pfft spitting out of the kava drink, and the I'm-this-season's-Tom dumbassed country vibe, I was hoping he would go.

That is, until I witnessed Chris's pathetic showing during the IC. Dude, I really doubt there's going to be some sort of construction-cone placement contest this season, and you mighta looked into getting into just a wee bit of shape beforehand. Of course, the men voted off one of the young strapping guys, which will likely lead to their early defeat.

Some of the women are attractive, but yeah, what is up with the fake tits? I'm gonna go with Dolly the hot sheep farmer for now, if only because she wasn't a Chatty Cathy sorority girl nor a feral "American Hollow"-esque resentful bumpkin who needed to be dragged to the finish line during the IC.

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Pre-law means, like, she's taking a poli sci course or something?

A lot of highway workers this time.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

omg Dolly's favorite magazines: National Rifleman, People, Deer & Deer Hunting

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"People, Deer & Deer Hunting"

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasn't sure if I wanted to spend the time watching this season but now I may have to because of the fake tits.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like there's 3 or 4 Pair-a's (Sarah) this year. Unreal.

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I still don't understand why they got rid of the guy they got rid of. Did I miss something? I didn't even know who he was. They shoulda gotten rid of Chris. They already have the Bob Barker dumb-ass they don't need two of them.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 17 September 2004 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope they all survive.

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 17 September 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I sat through this entire show and don't remember any of it beyond dude with one leg.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 12:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh shit, I missed it.

― Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 17 September 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Kerry, you have as much recollection of it as I do!

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Why did the guy who got evicted go? I don't think they showed him saying anything once.

This season promises to be much better than last one.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Vanuatu sounds like an amazing place. It has a cargo cult that worships Prince Phillip as a god, I believe.

― Wooden (Wooden), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fact-index.com/j/jo/jon_frum.html

Here's proof. They call him "number one big fellah'.

― Wooden (Wooden), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

if they so much as MENTION cargo cults with a straight face during this series it will be ironic bedlam

― jones (actual), Friday, 17 September 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

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