I have found a new apartment and my new neighbor/building manager is an incredibly nice, superhot blonde nurse!

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I signed the lease tonight!

2 weeks to go until freedom/couch reclaimation/alcohol-soaked party at my new digs!

spacious one bedroom w/hardwood floors
two blocks from the Derby
view of Los Feliz Blvd out the window

now I need to get some posters to decorate this mofo and I'll be set. Looks like a trip to Amoeba and a movie poster place will be on the agenda.

tomorrow I will celebrate by acquiring the Dawn of the Dead 4-disc set at Best Buy and drinking with the friends I haven't seen in six weeks, now that my maddening double shifts are over.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 17 September 2004 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Just wait till she fucks an indie on your coach.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Friday, 17 September 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

COUCH.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Friday, 17 September 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely you're not taking the love couch with you?

Think of the memories/stains/potential crude life forms.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 17 September 2004 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that a tad Freudian?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 17 September 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

TEH COUCH IS NOT MY MOTHER

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 17 September 2004 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

HE IS FUCKING [on] TEH COUCH!

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Friday, 17 September 2004 08:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Shouting won't necessarily convince us otherwise.

Best of better luck in the new pad.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 17 September 2004 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

the love couch can be saved. All it needs it a quick turnover of the cushions and the removal of roomie hair strands

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 17 September 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

And gallons of trucker spunk.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Friday, 17 September 2004 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The couch is not your mother but the coach is Jimmybommy's father

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 17 September 2004 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Yes he is.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Friday, 17 September 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"uh so I can't make rent this month..."

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

2 weeks to go until freedom/couch reclaimation/alcohol-soaked party at my new digs!

Am I to assume that just maybe perhaps this means an LA FAP AT GEAR'S PLACE ON OCTOBER 1 OR 2 or something like that?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the beginning of the plotline to "Carry On, Gear!" isn't it?

― briania (briania), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It is now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 September 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

When are the creepy, low-quality, camera-phone pics of the incredibly nice, superhot nurse going to be posted. Make it soon, Gear, and good luck with your move k thnx bye.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 18 September 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

In her nurse's uniform, don't forget.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Saturday, 18 September 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

and she will be serving carlsberg, too

― creepy, Saturday, 18 September 2004 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

You are leaving the butt-sex thread URL when you move out, right?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 18 September 2004 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I really have to, yes!

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)

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