Old people really hate the rain

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I work in a bookshop and it's blanket raining (the kind where you don't feel it but you end up soaked anyway) and they are all leaving with looks of utter fear on their faces.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Friday, 17 September 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you Peter Kay?

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 17 September 2004 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Excellent. I think you should take the opportunity to steal some umbrellas from their tartan trolleys. Making them get wet through can only encourage attacks of pneumonia and emphysema and lead to a natural cull of the grey old fuckers.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Friday, 17 September 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll tell you what they love though. They love burberry.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Friday, 17 September 2004 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Fucking football hooligans.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Friday, 17 September 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

It sounds all too much like that scene from The Birds, maybe.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 17 September 2004 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll tell you what they love though. They love burberry.
So they're just old chavs?

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Friday, 17 September 2004 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Burberry is one of those labels, like Puffa, that were created to serve the posh outdoors type, and have ended up as chavwear. Weird. What next, green wellies and Barbours on the football terraces?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 17 September 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Shh, they can hear you.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

house of frasier gloves

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i actually used to have a Harrods brand football!!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

old people's skin is unusually flaky.

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Friday, 17 September 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

and delicious.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Friday, 17 September 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

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