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Maria D. (Maria D.), Sunday, 19 September 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I have two feet, yes I do
I know others with two feet, too
some have long toes and some have short
my feet are of an average sort

Maria D. (Maria D.), Sunday, 19 September 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I know a pfliggan with just one tail
he has cardigans that are for sale
there are long-sleeved ones and also cowls
he also knits lovely towels

Maria D. (Maria D.), Sunday, 19 September 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

fungus foot, ingrown nail, feet, feet, feet
oh how many feet pedicurists meet
cracking toes, bunion sores, chilblains, too
people should soften their feet in stew

Maria D. (Maria D.), Sunday, 19 September 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

george w. bush is a great big sluffin
who got his name by doing nothin
he's got a family with loads of cash
and hides that he used to smoke hash
i knew a guy who sluffed like bush
his whole brain slowly turned to mush

Maria D. (Maria D.), Sunday, 19 September 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you ever tweaked a gleek?
I tweaked a dozen gleeks last week
Do you wish to tweak a gleek
With me now? Yes? Then gleeks we'll seek!

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 19 September 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)


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