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― Maria D. (Maria D.), Sunday, 19 September 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I have two feet, yes I do
I know others with two feet, too
some have long toes and some have short
my feet are of an average sort

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Sunday, 19 September 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I know a pfliggan with just one tail
he has cardigans that are for sale
there are long-sleeved ones and also cowls
he also knits lovely towels

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Sunday, 19 September 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

fungus foot, ingrown nail, feet, feet, feet
oh how many feet pedicurists meet
cracking toes, bunion sores, chilblains, too
people should soften their feet in stew

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Sunday, 19 September 2004 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

george w. bush is a great big sluffin
who got his name by doing nothin
he's got a family with loads of cash
and hides that he used to smoke hash
i knew a guy who sluffed like bush
his whole brain slowly turned to mush

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Sunday, 19 September 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Have you ever tweaked a gleek?
I tweaked a dozen gleeks last week
Do you wish to tweak a gleek
With me now? Yes? Then gleeks we'll seek!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 19 September 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

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