Answering a mobile call while pissing. c/d

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i just wanted to say STOP THIS MADNESS. maybe the gurls have noticed something similar, but answering the phone while pissing in to a urinal is lunacy. it's something GONE MAD (not political correctness tho' oddly).

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why? It provides a great soundtrack and puts others off using your phone "for a minute".

― Kodanshi, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i prefer the untrammeled and calming soundtrack of cascading urine of course

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i even haff a new-age relaxation tape with that title round here somewhere...

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Out of politeness, I held off until taking a really important call on my mobile, yesterday. Crikey, was I busting by the end of the call. Its even worse when your mobile goes, and you're, er, on the throne...

― Will, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well I have seen a man dropping his mobile in a trench urinal whilst attempting a mid-piss answer. I continued to piss - on to his phone. Ha ha ha - to the evil mobile phones.

― Pete, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Talking on a mobile while pissing is totally unacceptable.

I refuse to believe that any telephone conversation could ever be so urgent that it can't wait until someone's finished pissing and vice versa. Chances of an absolutely vitally important urgent telephone call coinciding with a similarly important piss are so slim that it's not worh considering.

― jamesmichaelward, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

it's a bit off putting if you've got your phone in your pocket and it's on vibrate mode as happened to me in Glasgow this year, I'm glad there was no-one next to me. I had to answer it.

― chris, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

at a urinal: definitely dud, but we only have cubicles here at work. In a cubicle: OK I suppose, sheshly as so many people at this company talk to themselves in the loo anyway.

― MarkH, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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