Ireland qualify for World Cup See this All the action from Tehran as it happened, where Iran beat Republic of Ireland 1-0 in the second leg of their World Cup play-off, but the Irish qualify 2-1 on aggregate.
World Cup Qualifiers
― DJ Martian, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― chris, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Mark C, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
(See more on this topic soon).
― Pete, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I'm not too drunk. I drove into college so I only could have one pint. Still I'm drunk on the ecstacy of victory, er not the same really. Good win, very nervy game particularly when the goal went in, I was thinking is it going to be the Macedonia game all over again. Still I'm drinking right now, and I'm off to the Kitchen later. So woohoo.
― Ronan, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
I can't wait to see what Stubbsy and Lawro have got to say about this on Saturday. It seems as if, with the ref unwilling to dole out a fifth red card, Vicente just chucked himself at the ground knowing all the subs (a whole bunch of them, all at once, early in the second half) had been used. Very strange - what's to be gained from forcing an abandonment of a friendly that you're losing 5-1?
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Benjamin, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― stevo, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Mr Noodles, Thursday, 15 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
You only scored one goal in six world cup qualifying matches. Four losses and one bore draw and one miraculous win. But there's always cricket. And the Scott Tournament of Hearts.
― Will, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Pete this sounds horribly like my plan for drinking my way round the nations of Euro 2000, Yugoslavia was particularly tricky. But Croatian wine wasn't half bad.
― chris, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Ronan, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Emma, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Is there a Senegalese restaurant in London? there's one I want to try.
Surely a given - *every* Saturday?
― the pinefox, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Mmm, Danish frikadeller meatballs and æbleskivers (pancakey waffley things). Yum. Well, I'm glad of excuses to eat Danish food even if nobody else is. Curses, I missed that program about telling whether you might be of viking descent. I have the hair colour, and I was quite looking forward to adopting that viking name webpage's advice and calling myself Bekkhild the Red from now on.
P.S. Solvang rocks. And that thread says they eat lots of ostrich burgers there. Is this a typical Danish thing, or just a Solvang thing?
― Rebecca, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
― Ally C, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)
Gosh, I hope Ireland can beat Bulgaria later today !!
― the pinefox, Saturday, 28 March 2009 14:30 (seventeen years ago)
no damien duff which is a big loss
― Local Garda, Saturday, 28 March 2009 17:11 (seventeen years ago)
alas, o ireland
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Saturday, 28 March 2009 21:42 (seventeen years ago)
That was an ordeal
― Number None, Saturday, 28 March 2009 23:17 (seventeen years ago)
an ordeal ails
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Saturday, 28 March 2009 23:20 (seventeen years ago)
Keane has very definite ideas about the qualities required. The Ireland captain said: "I want someone who is an honest manager who doesn't mess around, understands how important it is to be involved at international level, someone who is very proud to be a manager and be proud of what we are trying to achieve in Ireland. Someone who is honest and someone who has balls and doesn't take any shit from anyon
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:02 (twelve years ago)
e."
someone who is very proud to be a manager and be proud of what we are trying to achieve in Ireland
zing at trap and disqualifies roy keane in one go
― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:22 (twelve years ago)
the first thing anyone answering that description would do is retire robbie keane, it's just empty blather from a thick cunt with ideas above his station and delusions of longevity
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 01:24 (twelve years ago)
It's astonishing that a guy who has such an amazing record is so hated, don't know anyone who rates him. I guess his record is due to the lack of any significant rival for the last 12 years or so. Despite his sixty goals I still think of him as a guy who fluffs chances in important games.
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 06:18 (twelve years ago)
that's a tad harsh, not that he doesn't and hasn't infuriated me over the years in both shirts.
he's lazy, doens't try hard enough for his team mates, is overly critical of others on the pitch, doesn't contribute anything but goals.
but he does contribute a lot of goals. and he knows that we know we need him for as long as he'll play.
the management of trying alternatives has been woeful. i'm not sure how admirable it has been for him to play every greedy minute possible in every two-bob friendly over the years- i'm not claiming that there's been a ream of probbie keanes missed out on due to lack of oxygen, but there's been plenty of players not given a fair crack at points where it would have been beneficial to us as a squad and for competition purposes.
the move to LA has suited him and us pretty well imo- if he'd agree to a reduced role it would be great, but how likely that is now that it's ten hours or w/e away idk.
in important games, he delivers to a pretty high degree tho imo. and sixty goals. for ireland. under staunton and trap. carrys a lot of weight.
― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 09:54 (twelve years ago)
always thought of simon cox as underrated, now warming forest bench. always seemed to be warming benches despite manifestly higher skill level than first-choice for club/country
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 10:27 (twelve years ago)
In his short spell at Celtic I was amazed at Keane's pace (over short distances) and movement - it really opened my eyes to how good he could be at his best. It also opened my eyes to just how shite everyone else in Scotland was.
Of course he was probably past his best then and he's had another three plus years on the clock since.
― Are you a horse? (onimo), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 10:32 (twelve years ago)
i feel v neg about cox but possibly due to trapp trolling us with him for a few years.
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 10:34 (twelve years ago)
trapp waving cox in the faces of irish fans on 78 mins without fail.
:D
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 10:38 (twelve years ago)
http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/international/republic-set-for-dramatic-late-call-up-to-world-cup-finals-in-brazil-1.1744761
― fauxpas cola (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 07:39 (twelve years ago)
Justice at last
― Number None, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 07:43 (twelve years ago)
There’s a clip of Troy Parrott’s Republic of Ireland winner from RTE which won’t get taken down for copyright.The commentary is sensational. pic.twitter.com/4wqT5Z14Ti https://t.co/qrrSfpCL4U— HLTCO (@HLTCO) November 16, 2025
― Number None, Sunday, 16 November 2025 19:02 (five months ago)
absolute scenes
― Untitled Goose Band (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 November 2025 19:09 (five months ago)
It's amazing, but the qualifying is so gerrymandered we still have a huge amount to do.
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 16 November 2025 19:35 (five months ago)
would want to avoid Italy, Turkey and maybe Poland but everyone else looks a bit more beatable
― nashwan, Sunday, 16 November 2025 19:42 (five months ago)
yeah i mean the chances of us actually qualifying are slim, but christ it's been a while since the Irish team did anything worth celebrating
― Number None, Sunday, 16 November 2025 19:46 (five months ago)
I know spreading the joy makes some sense but like South Korea, Uzbekistan and Jordan etc breezing through while we beat two highly seeded teams over four games and our reward is they seed it so we play two more kinda sticks in the craw.
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 16 November 2025 19:49 (five months ago)
Liam Scales!
― Tony Bubbles (Tom D.), Sunday, 16 November 2025 19:50 (five months ago)
some leap from the big lad
― Number None, Sunday, 16 November 2025 19:51 (five months ago)
Incredible finish too.
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 16 November 2025 19:51 (five months ago)
Sweden qualifying for the play-offs after finishing bottom of their group with a single point is some top-tier FIFA fuckery
― Number None, Sunday, 16 November 2025 19:57 (five months ago)
tho Kosovo earning their own spot unexpectedly makes up for that somewhat
― nashwan, Sunday, 16 November 2025 20:09 (five months ago)
What's the justification there?
xpost
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 16 November 2025 20:09 (five months ago)
They won their (shite) group in the Nations League
Nordies have also qualified on that basis
― Number None, Sunday, 16 November 2025 20:13 (five months ago)
By winning promotion in the Nations League under Tomasson last season, Sweden have reached the World Cup play-offs as one of the four best performing teams in the Nations League not assured of a play-off spot.
unfuckingbelievable
― Untitled Goose Band (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 November 2025 20:13 (five months ago)
that's a stunning pair of results to rack up in four days
― Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 16 November 2025 20:14 (five months ago)
they've still got to win a two-legged match with Graham Potter as their manager tho right xp
― Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 16 November 2025 20:15 (five months ago)
Weirdly it's a one-off semi final, then a one-off final.
Presumably they'll make the one-off semi final bit a home fixture for the teams they want to qualify.
― LocalGarda, Sunday, 16 November 2025 20:22 (five months ago)
yes, home team technically based on this month's FIFA ranking I think
― nashwan, Sunday, 16 November 2025 20:23 (five months ago)
btw assuming this match was live on Sky Sports but is it me or was there no decent highlights clip of the game on YouTube before midnight? The FAI one only went up like an hour ago!
― nashwan, Monday, 17 November 2025 18:19 (five months ago)
I was looking for decent highlights of the Denmark v Belarus game on YouTube but was getting nowhere so gave up.
― Tony Bubbles (Tom D.), Monday, 17 November 2025 18:41 (five months ago)
gone to the fackin pub for this m8s
― imago, Thursday, 26 March 2026 19:48 (one month ago)
Get in
Czechs looking somewhat rattled
― Number None, Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:06 (one month ago)
Make that significantly rattled
― Number None, Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:10 (one month ago)
that is an unbelievable unforced error however...
― imago, Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:12 (one month ago)
One of the dumbest fouls I've ever seen
― Number None, Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:12 (one month ago)
pretty good recovery effort after again
impressed by the smartness of the passing/options
― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:51 (one month ago)
I will be unhappy about whichever team loses
― Francis Fuck Coprolalia (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2026 20:57 (one month ago)
Meanwhile Kosovo at it once again (2-3 up)
― nashwan, Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:13 (one month ago)
Italy 1-0 up against N Ireland
― Francis Fuck Coprolalia (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:20 (one month ago)
Just think it would be funny for Italy to fail to qualify yet again, but I guess next game is funnier.
― Francis Fuck Coprolalia (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:21 (one month ago)
I'm supporting Italy because I'm weird.
― nashwan, Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:25 (one month ago)
Nothing weird about that, I'm supporting them 100%, they're not very good though.
― Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:28 (one month ago)
Edin Dzeko is still playing! As Wales have just found out to their cost. He's 40 btw.
― Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:35 (one month ago)
oh no we have to get another drink now I guess
― imago, Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:41 (one month ago)
Turkey, Denmark, Italy, Kosovo, Sweden throughRomania, North Macedonia, Northern Ireland, Slovakia and Ukraine out. Czech/Ireland and Wales/Bosnia both into ET
― Francis Fuck Coprolalia (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 March 2026 21:47 (one month ago)
Dying watching this. Think pens with Caoimh is our only hope.
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 26 March 2026 22:03 (one month ago)
not if he dives half an hour early again. let's see
― imago, Thursday, 26 March 2026 22:25 (one month ago)
yep
― imago, Thursday, 26 March 2026 22:36 (one month ago)
State of that penalty from Browne
Fuck it anyway
― Number None, Thursday, 26 March 2026 22:37 (one month ago)
ugh ffs so close
― nashwan, Thursday, 26 March 2026 22:38 (one month ago)
Irish penalties went exactly the same way as the Welsh penalties, the opposition were the first to miss and then Ireland and Wales contrived to miss their last two penalties.
― Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 March 2026 22:39 (one month ago)
schick did that in the game and he still dives early? terrible keeping
― imago, Thursday, 26 March 2026 22:40 (one month ago)
Brennan Johnson's missed penalty was a real howler.
― Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 March 2026 22:40 (one month ago)
Why tf would you choose Browne as the final taker?
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 26 March 2026 22:41 (one month ago)
Just to flag this is an unbelievably moronic post.
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 26 March 2026 22:42 (one month ago)
My dad and I started screaming at his short run up, it’s like a 90% guarantee of missing (along with respotting the ball)
Caoimhin takes no blame ffs
― hat stays on (gyac), Thursday, 26 March 2026 23:37 (one month ago)
obv the last two pens had no bottle but the deflating effect of your keeper absolutely selling himself to the same bloke twice in the same game can't be ignored, he's a fabulous keeper and very good against penalties but it's like schick found a glitch, that deceleration he did in his final stride worked both times
― imago, Friday, 27 March 2026 09:45 (one month ago)
anyway I'm sorry, it was all very disheartening
― imago, Friday, 27 March 2026 09:46 (one month ago)
Shootout neither here nor there imo, and obviously the guy Ireland brought on specifically to take one had just been knocked unconscious in pretty scary fashion. The insane gifting of the first half penalty was the killer.
― crisp, Friday, 27 March 2026 10:27 (one month ago)
well yeah
― imago, Friday, 27 March 2026 11:06 (one month ago)