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I vote Lib Dem although I am not (yet) a member of the party. But it really bugs me that Charles Kennedy does not sound hungry enough. He seems to be complacent and happy to settle for second best and I think he probably thinks that only electoral reform would result in the Lib Dems forming the party of government. Maybe Hughes would be a better leader. Or Opik. I dunno.

But I sincerely feel that if I didn't vote Lib Dem then I would be disenfranchised. I am a firm believer in the idea that ppl who don't vote can't complain. I would never vote Conservative on the basis that I feel they are still clasist and divisive and anti-immigrant and anti-European. I couldn't vote Labour on account of the war and the fact that (through insecurity about his own background I guess) Tony won't target the right ppl in his campaign to make things fairer - bloody hell, don't abolish grammar schools you daft fuck, nationalise the private schools, sell off the land for much-needed housing (I'd love to see a council estate on the playing fields of Eton) and acknowledge that ppl are different in their educational needs - there's nothing wrong with selective schooling unless you belive one of the two selections is better than t'other.

I hate the way the 2 major parties in this country have no balls when it comes to Europe. We are in Europe. Get with the program! The economy of the world these days is regional! Regional economies are not going to go away and protectionism is dead. I want to join the Euro now! Changing my money when I go abroad is a pain in the arse! Who cares whether the money I spend has the queen's head on it or not! I don't want referenda. I want the same money as my mates in Spain, Germany and France and I want it now! No messing! I am proud to be European and if you don't like it you can take a running jump, fuckwad!

But the reason beyond all other why ppl should support (not only through their vote, but also financially) the Lib dems is primarally one of defeating fascism. A more important one than anything I have mentioned previously. It was hardly reported in the press at all, but a BNP consellor has just been elected in London. For poor ppl in the nation's cities who are disillusioned with Blair and won't touch Howard with a bargepole, the BNP are their next port of call (helped on by the party's own rhetoric and the headlines in the press which neither has comic nor broadsheet status but occupies the space in between with a veneer of respectibility). For fuck's sake if anything is a reaon to give the Lib Dems yr support it is this!

well???

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Confused americans to thread..

I thought this was gonna be a gabbneb thread.

still bevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a choice between the Lib Dems, the Tories or the Tories. Urgh. I hate the world now.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm pretty much with you all the way, Mark. I voted Lib Dem in the last general election and probably will in the next. It would be nice to see them rise to a position where they're a threat to Labour and the Tories, thus offering the electorate an actual alternative.

Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

MarkH you are OTMFM.

One of the dumbest reasons I've heard for not supporting Lib Dem is that "Oh, they never win, so what's the point?". This is the weakest form of defeatism I've ever seen.

Welcome to British politics: on one side, a power-tripping Cheshire cat vs a basically racist fuddy-duddy with less charisma than a mouldy steak and ale pie. Why is it that the people who talk the most sense in politics are the ones that are constantly shunned for their ambition and idealism?

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks Wooden. It is nice to know there are ppl out there who think in roughly the same way as I do! Up to now I have felt somewhat alone in my political beliefs either coz I have associated with ppl who believe what they read in the very papers I cited upthread, or who went to independent schools, benefited from them and so think they should stay.

But taking my idea that Lib Dems don't have sufficient balls further - why have any form of local taxation at all? Fact: 75% of local authority taxation comes stright from central government. Why have any local authority tax raising power at all? Cut admin costs by actually abolishing local taxation completely and allocate the whole lot from central government through income tax. The fact that the lib dems are calling for local income tax rather than a complete abolition of local taxation is an example of their timorous nature. Be bold! And demonstrate yr sense of European siblinghood by learning from our European partners - in Spain, there is no local taxation and my Spanish colleagues are genuinely perplexed by the UK's two tier tax system.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, Australia's got a right-wing stuffy racist balding wooden four-eyed reactionary conservative leader called Howard too.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Trust me, when your right-wing stuffy racist balding wooden four-eyed reactionary conservative leader called Howard becomes Prime Minister, EVERYTHING goes downhill.

Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know if I'd vote Lib Dem or Labor if I lived in Britain - depend on personality, perhaps - but I really don't understand Brits antipathy to Blair. I don't understand his 'alliance' with Bush, either, but I do think that it had a lot more to do with liberal internationalism and where other countries stand in relation to America, regardless of administration, than politics or warmongering.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

in the pub this evening, I was also ranting (heh) about the whole business of military spending. I was basically saying that my uncle, who lives in Switzerland, is in far less danger of being killed by terrorists than me, here in the UK and this is due to the attitudes of the Swiss government. I would love the UK to adopt the Swiss model of saying "we will defend our borders against attack from outside, but if anyone tells us to particpate in a foreign war, well, they can sit on _¦_ and spin! And if anyone tells us we don't care abt what happens to anyone abroad, we can say, we are home to the Red Cross and UNESCO, um, what was yr point again???"

Mebbe the lib dems wouldn't remodel the UK on the Swiss model, but they would come closer to it than any of the other parties!

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Confused americans to thread..

Is this about other countries and stuff?

Rockist_Scientist (rockist_scientist), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha!

Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought this was going to be a thread about dick durbin

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 23 September 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

MarkH completely and utterly OTMFbloodyM. The Lib Dems are our only chance of overturning the govt, isolating the outdated Tories as we know them forever, getting rid of the increase in BNP votes, and at the very least making Blair a bit more accountable to the people who voted him in in the first place - ie: disgruntled socialist types who now vote Lib Dem, yours truly included.

darren (darren), Thursday, 23 September 2004 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

They need to resolve the simmering tension between economic and social liberalism though; it's not been an issue for them for 80 years as they've not had enough MPs for anyone to give a stuff, but now as they approach critical mass, ideological stances on issues become a necessity to ensure coherence, and they are by no means united.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 23 September 2004 06:48 (twenty-one years ago)

mark, no offense, but are you insane? the lib dems are not stopping fascism. people who vote BNP are not going to switch to the lib dems! they tend to be quite right-wing, and are likely to vote for howard in the general elections. they probably have problems with letwin, however.

as for switzerland: wtf? "we will defend our borders against attack from outside, but if anyone tells us to particpate in a foreign war, well, they can sit on _¦_ and spin!"
talking about swiss ethics is the funniest thing ever, given its primary souce of income. i guess 'foreign war' here includes germany vs france, which made life interesting. but in the real world i do not get the feeling that the lib dems would have gone against bush. they're so inconsistent there's no knowing what they'd do. and i voted for them too!

dave b otm on the lib dems' actual policies now. i don't see how disgruntled socialists can vote for them given that they are to the right *even of labour* on most economic issues.

HKM, Thursday, 23 September 2004 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Zacerlee. I was at a fringe meeting on Sunday for them, and was chatting to some of their wonks. I said that I'd be much more disposed to them if they didn't have such a downer on Trade Unions - they have a major problem with them, seeing them as deeply illiberal institutions, and until they wise up on that one, they're always going to be a party which has a click their heels together three times attitude to the problems of capitalism.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 23 September 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

But it really bugs me that Charles Kennedy does not sound hungry enough

Does he sound thirsty enough?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 23 September 2004 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Charles Kennedy has a very large head, I've noticed.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 23 September 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Melanie Phillips actually said an interesting thing on telly today (shockah!), she said that all three parties are running on the same platform: the "We're not the Conservative Party" platform, including the Conservative Party.

So what to Lib Dem supporters think of the fact that the new young bloods in the party want to move it to the Right?

Dadrockismus (Dada), Thursday, 23 September 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

According to BBC news the guy in charge of the LibDem campaign is called Lord Razzall. Brilliant.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 23 September 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

... and still they're boring beardie real-ale fuckers

Dadrockismus (Dada), Thursday, 23 September 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

They failed the proximity to power totty test.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 23 September 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

They generally look EXACTLY like how you'd expect Liberal Democrats to look

Dadrockismus (Dada), Thursday, 23 September 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

What percentage of the vote did they get last time and where was it concentrated geographically?

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 23 September 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm probably going to vote Lib Dem at the next general, even though in my ward The Greens nearly got as many votes last time (Lab: 20,000 | Con: 17,000 | LibDem: 5000 | Green: 4000) and that may help the tories, so I'm not sure whether to use tactical voting.
On another note, I was reading a copy of The Times lying around in our work canteen yesterday, and their political commentator said something along the lines of :

"The Lib Dems are stating that the environment will run through the core of their policies, but this seems at odds with their other aims of better dental care, and a reduction in obesity."

WHAT TEH FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT??? What has one got to do the the other?

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 23 September 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

You know when they blow stuff into your mouth at the dentist? That's the ozone layer.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 23 September 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, a little research shows it not be as problematic as I thought:

96 Brighton Pavilion - (2001:Lab/Co-op Hold)
Region: South East County: East Sussex

2001 General Election
------------------------------------------------------------------------
7th June 2001  Lab/Co-op Hold
Candidate Party Vote %age Change
*David Lepper Lab/Co-op 19846 48.73% -5.89%
David S Gold Con 10203 25.05% -2.64%
Miss Ruth L Berry LD 5348 13.13% 3.65%
Keith Taylor Grn 3806 9.35% 6.79%
Ian Fyvie SLP 573 1.41%
Bob Dobbs Ind 409 1.00%
Stuart Hutchin UKIP 361 0.89% 0.52%
Ms Marie Paragallo PLA 177 0.43%
maj 9643 23.68%
 
Turnout 58.85%
Electorate 69200
Wasted Votes 20316 49.89%
 
Changes in Votes
Lab/Co-op -6891
Con -3353
LD 704
Grn 2557
Ind 284
UKIP 182

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 23 September 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

If both Labour and the Tories are losing votes, you shouldn't have to vote tactically.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 23 September 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

But if it had been a gap of only 3000 rather than the 10,000, and labour lost more votes than the tories, then it could have been a problem - as it is the lead looks unassailable, and another vote for the lib dems will make them look more electable.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 23 September 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is the PLA?

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 23 September 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

No idea. The first thing that came into my mind was People's Liberation Army.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 23 September 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

UK out of East Sussex!!!! Give 'England' back to the Welsh!!!

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 23 September 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing I've read here so far indicates anything other than a Lib Dems vote being a protest against all that is shite in British politics, and completely ignores the "Lib Dems are also shite" argument.

A sniff of (coalition) power in Scotland and they binned their "no negotiation on tuition fees" stance in a fucking nanosecond.

Typical of any minority party they can make all the noises they want about radical changes to tax, health, education, environment, etc. but given the chance to wield such power I'm fairly sure you'd see it stripped down to resemble the lack of ambition that has typified the current administration.

I'm not even going to go into the complete fucking shambles Lib Dems have made at a local level in my constituency.

I'm sticking with None Of The Above until someone convinces me otherwise. I might vote for some single issue twonk in a funny suit.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 23 September 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sticking with None Of The Above until someone convinces me otherwise.

Please vote for someone at least. I honestly think you can't complain about any political party unless you use your right to vote.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 24 September 2004 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I fully intend to use my vote. If no candidate or party does enough to earn my confidence I will spoil my paper. I am under no obligation to vote for someone I don't believe is capable of doing the job they are applying for.
"Best of a bad lot" is the reason my mother used to give me for voting Labour - in my opinion being part of "a bad lot" is enough for me to eliminate a party from my personal election.

you can't complain about any political party unless you use your right to vote
Does voting for the winner preclude one from complaining about them? If someone is making an arse of running my country I reserve the right to complain regardless of whether I voted or not.
The fact that up to 40% of people in the country do not use their vote is reason enough to complain about *every* political party.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 24 September 2004 08:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Charles Kennedy has a very large head, I've noticed.
http://www.scotlibdems.org.uk/mugshots/kennedyc150.jpg

Ye should've seen ma faither's heid, it wis THIS BIG.

Charles Kennedy (GerryNemo), Friday, 24 September 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

In yet another shameless jump off from Ilx, the Guardian touch on this - Polly Toynbee today.

Particularly this bit:
To be sure, there are important differences between Labour and the Lib Dems that go deeper than cultural and historic animosity. Labour remains the only party for the dispossessed, where its heartlands remain. Despite control of Liverpool, Newcastle and other urban territories, Lib Dem political roots are still in middle England. Lib Dem policy-making has a tin ear for questions of equality and class. They are nice people from nice places, and their policies are not aimed at the poor. Where in Kennedy's speech yesterday was Labour's great pledge to end child poverty?

Overwhelmingly OTM. That's why they don't really do unions; nice people don't need unions; they negotiate their own salaries.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 24 September 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Very good points about Labour still being much the better party regarding the Trade Unions. Despite all the 'reform' 'radicalism' nonsense from Blair, Labour has delivered on a few notable things; the minimum wage, the new deal, unemployment etc.

However, the LDs are, we must remember, the result of a merger between the Social Democrat Party and the Liberal Party. I'd need to examine the history in more detail, but the Libs were apparently much less Atlanticist (certainly than the likes of David Owen). And quite tellingly, the SDP was itself split over economic issues; the likes of Shirley Williams and Roy Jenkins can hardly be claimed as Thatcherites, they supported a sort of One Nation, moderate socialism. David Owen seems like a prototype Blair in many ways, however...

I myself would at this minute vote for the LDs, but would be much happier doing so if I could be surer they were in the Lloyd-George/Roy Jenkins lineage, rather than that of the earlier-19th Century 'economic liberals'/David Owen - which these Orange Book scribes seem to be. It seems they've made so much progress in recent years by standing so strongly against the war in Iraq and for higher taxes for the top band earners etc. It would be real folly for them to become more Thatcherite. I myself would rather like a party that had the economic policy of Gordon Brown, the social policies of Simon Hughes and the political guts of Ken Livingstone, say.

They could do with a few more ambitious goals (35 hour maximum working week anyone?), which Labour at least are looking towards, and less talk of 'Freedom'. I'm utterly sick of the way this word is twisted; freedom for private companies to make profits out of PUBLIC SERVICES seems to me what the word amounts to when used by a New Labour 'moderniser' or one of these LD right-wingers.

Tom May (Tom May), Friday, 24 September 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
all publicity is good publicity

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Friday, 10 February 2006 10:12 (nineteen years ago)

This is my parents' constituency.

I was talking to my mum about this last night (I had actually forgotten about the by-election and it just came up in conversation) and whereas there is possibly no doubt this is a protest vote, there's a real possibility it could actually carry over to the election. Plus a lot of protest voters didn't actually vote for the Lib Dems and could switch to them to keep Labour out come the election.

Prominent Lab figures are being disingenuous, however. Their decision to waive Parliamentary rules and allow their candidate to stand without resigning first as an MEP I think betrays some uncertainty as to whether they could actually win.

Let's not lose sight of how fundamentally in Lab heartland this is though, firmly in "strategically shave a monkey, put it in a suit with a red rosette and watch it win with a 10,000 majority" territory.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 10 February 2006 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

Good to see the SNP fucking up too

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 10:46 (nineteen years ago)

Shaved Monkeys? This'll be New Labour then! In my day it were all hairy arsed monkeys in red rosettes.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

I just noticed the "Cameron Effect" we've all been hearing so much about seems to have almost halved the Tory vote.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

It used to be my constituency too.

The funniest bit is: it's also Gordon Brown's constituency. He lives on Ferryhills Road in North Queensferry.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

I'm imagining the Cameron Effect in large parts of Scotland is "Fuck off, ya posh public schoolboy English numpty"

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha, probably. Especially in a former mining town like Dunfermline.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

... but, happily for the Tories, Scotland doesn't matter electorally

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:48 (nineteen years ago)

O RLY?

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

Of course it doesn't

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

first against the MOR wall when the revolution comes imho

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 20 September 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

I hope someone asks "why should I bother voting for you at the next election when I have no idea which of two oppositional parties you could end up propping up?"

Matt DC, Monday, 20 September 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

tbf would be impressed if they actually do dump labour's police state shit

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 20 September 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

"A big cheer from the Liberal Democrat conference as Nick Clegg says he still believes the war in Iraq was illegal"

Come on, raise your standards, LibDems! At this stage you might as well cheer him for saying that Hitler was a bad person.

Matt DC, Monday, 20 September 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

kind of a dick thing to say anyway

if he actually thinks it, could he not use his power to bring the guilty to justice?

otherwise it's a pretty much meaningless statement

paying AFFECTIONATE homage to his somewhat exaggerated teeth (history mayne), Monday, 20 September 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)

"Spending cuts are not an ideological attack on the size of the state" apparently. Tories must be just openly sitting there salivating about the point at which they can do away with him.

Matt DC, Monday, 20 September 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

iraq thing surely to show he's still libdem 4 life to the faithful

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 20 September 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

Councils will be able to borrow money against future earnings, wtf where did THAT come from? Is that wise right now?

Matt DC, Monday, 20 September 2010 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

the hell?

a minute ago he was saying borrowing is bad

idk, 'earnings'?

guess this means squabbles over housing of the poor, forcible evictions, etc

it augurs ill

paying AFFECTIONATE homage to his somewhat exaggerated teeth (history mayne), Monday, 20 September 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

Most of the LibDem delegates are in local government. Can't see CLEGG'S COUNCIL TAX TIMEBOMB going down well.

Matt DC, Monday, 20 September 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

of course, you can only borrow if the banks like your business plan, and this would be one way to 'streamline'/privatize the living fuck out of everything

paying AFFECTIONATE homage to his somewhat exaggerated teeth (history mayne), Monday, 20 September 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

off to the uranium mines for the unemployed then

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Monday, 20 September 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

Councils can borrow from central government as well presumably, after they implement massive funding cuts.

Matt DC, Monday, 20 September 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

dunno why this is a big deal, councils can already borrow and often do, billions over the last decade. banks don't care because if things go wrong, council tax just goes up.

joe, Monday, 20 September 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

oh right, they used to be able to borrow for housing, now they'll be able to do it for vainglorious "regeneration" projects on the basis of future increased business rate returns. yeah terrible idea.

joe, Monday, 20 September 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

wish i could see what's on neil's laptop. bet he's just maintaingin his bebo profile

former moderator, please give generously (DG), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 11:45 (fifteen years ago)

of course, you can only borrow if the banks like your business plan, and this would be one way to 'streamline'/privatize the living fuck out of everything

― paying AFFECTIONATE homage to his somewhat exaggerated teeth (history mayne)

could sub govts for councils and banks for markets there too.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 11:54 (fifteen years ago)

Clegg is Just Like Us:

“David was still on paternity leave and I was holding the fort. They were installing themselves in the flat upstairs and David said to come up and see little Florence - who is adorable. So I went up, and found her asleep, but the Prime Minister struggling with an IKEA cupboard which he was assembling. I felt I was able to provide some helpful tips, having struggled with IKEA cupboards myself before. We’re both young dads, with young children, who struggle with IKEA furniture. Have you ever undone an IKEA screw? It’s one of the great challenges of the world!”

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 12:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://twitpic.com/2qco0i

Matt DC, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 12:18 (fifteen years ago)

"... We’re both young dads, with young children, who struggle with IKEA furniture. Have you ever undone an IKEA screw? It’s one of the great challenges of the world!"

*retch*

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)

“David was still on paternity leave and I was holding the fort. They were installing themselves in the flat upstairs and David said to come up and see little Florence - who is adorable...

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 12:30 (fifteen years ago)

Vince Cable has told the BBC that ministers are considering "potentially quite tough sanctions" against banks which give out large bonuses.

Ooooooooooh, that's tellin' 'em, Vince

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

Here's gratitude for you...

Matt DC, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 14:43 (fifteen years ago)

Latest YouGov/Sunday Times voting intention figures CON 41%, LAB 39%, LDEM 13% 11:00 PM Sep 18th via CoTweet

Latest YouGov/Sun voting intention - CON 39%, LAB 39%, LDEM 13% about 2 hours ago via CoTweet

^^Conference/Clegg speech bounce^^

meta the devil you know (onimo), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

the mood at conference, where i am now, is oddly not as mutinous as i thought it would be. in a straw poll at a fringe event the other day, only ONE lib dem member was against the coalition.

the ripple of fantasy-land still-can't-believe-it astonishment every time an mp is introduced as an actual minister of state is hilarious

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

a liberal democrat is someone who only tells you what they think after they're elected

ogmor, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 00:29 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

lmfao anyone? rhymes with lmfao

someone_who_cares_about_hipsters (history mayne), Friday, 4 March 2011 09:04 (fourteen years ago)

ok this

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/mar/10/fred-goodwin-superinjunction-banking

is probably the sole creditable thing any lib dem has done in power

history mayne, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

six months pass...

Wankers

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

3.9% of voters are right behind them.

http://www.camdennewjournal.com/news/2011/sep/labour-celebrate-election-win-after-battle-greens

RESULT:
SALLY GIMSON (Labour) 1,178 (ELECTED)
ALEXIS ROWELL (Green) 947
ANTHONY DENYER (Conservative) 593
MARTIN HAY (Liberal Democrat) 111

Turnout: 34.26 %

a hawk... watching my vagina? (onimo), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 11:29 (fourteen years ago)

Still 3.9% too many

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 11:31 (fourteen years ago)

even by ilx standards these libdems are risible human beings

― Once Were Moderators (DG), Monday, September 19, 2011 11:06 PM (Yesterday)

Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 11:32 (fourteen years ago)

It's kind of amazing how brazen they're being in attempting to tickle the social democrat section of their party by talking tough on the Tories, energy companies, boardroom bonuses, anything that might convince the voters they're alright really. It's like they're in wilful denial of the enormous credibility gap there.

Yes I know all parties do that to an extent but this is even lamer than when Labour did it. It's like Chris Huhne pledging to "get tough" with privatised energy companies while simultanteously helping to wave through NHS privatisation, as if these things are completely unconnected.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 11:34 (fourteen years ago)

I for one am looking forward to halving my energy expenditure by making it easier for cunts to trick pensioners into changing their gas company twice a week.

Louis Jaha (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 11:35 (fourteen years ago)

It's like you know when you go to the pub with work people and there's someone loudly and ostentatiously bitching about their boss and then they go right back to the office and start sucking up to them again? That's basically the LibDem conference.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 11:38 (fourteen years ago)

This was the conference where there was supposed to be a danger of the outraged Lib Dem grassroots venting their fury that the parliamentary party are allowing the Tories to run riot but, guess what, it didn't happen because, deep down, the cunts are loving it. They get to hold the coats while the Bullingdon Boys stomp on few oiks' heads and every now again they'll say, "Leave him, he's had enough", but really they're getting off on it.

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)

I think even the ones that genuinely hate it are sitting supine because of a misguided belief that This Is How Grown-Up Political Parties Are Supposed To Behave. Like if they piss and whine now then they're undermining the whole concept of PR or coalition government or anything else that they seem to care about more than anything else.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 11:51 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, that's probably true

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 11:55 (fourteen years ago)

Fast losing faith in the idea of the Good Liberal Democrat though

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 11:56 (fourteen years ago)

Matt DC repeatedly OTM

Neither big nor clever (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

Another reason they're not angrily rampaging - even though there's a ton of grassroots resentment against the leadership for fucking up their local rep so massively - is that they're y'know natural lib dems. Attracted to the "moderate". Instinctively against privatisation but talk about "giving it a chance" because it "might not be so bad".

Spent a couple of hrs today having coffee w/a lib dem activist of 20 years standing who HATES the tories, is on left of party, and even she reasoned to herself like that. There's not even a mood to replace clegg as leader.

Overall the conference felt even more like a NOC warm-up than usual. Lord German and Norman Lamb were particularly useless at the events I attended.

i asked for "HALF" a glass of wine, because i am TEMPERENT (lex pretend), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

There's not even a mood to replace clegg as leader.

yeah this is crazy to me. i can sorta see the logic of him saying, i'll be here at the next election, but it's more like, three months after the next election, what is gonna be up with that then.

347.239.9791 stench hotline (schlump), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

still going, still relevant

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

'nick clegg could do as well as lloyd george' says someone who looks a bit like phil mcnulty when he is asked if he wants to be lib dem leader

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 22:40 (thirteen years ago)

Oh for the innocent youth of this thread. Lembit Öpik for PM.

tish tosch (seandalai), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 23:27 (thirteen years ago)

hey, Lloyd George split the Liberal party in two and rendered them unelectable for 80-odd years, i think Clegg's in with a shout of emulating him

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 07:39 (thirteen years ago)

i've just come back from the LD conference, even less inspiring than usual if that's even possible

also EVERY YEAR at EVERY PARTY CONFERENCE i have to hear people talk about how important it is to put financial education on the national curriculum and EVERYONE IN THE ROOM ALWAYS AGREES including the dimwit waffling MPs and IT NEVER HAPPENS AND WILL NEVER HAPPEN

lex pretend, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 12:07 (thirteen years ago)

are you trying to suggest we should destroy the future of great british success stories like wonga.com?

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 12:09 (thirteen years ago)

haha the last event i was at featured a lady from the blandly-named consumer finance association

they're doing a better job at sounding nice and convincing

the MPs tried to talk tough talk and the lady was just like whatever and totally calm

lex pretend, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 12:11 (thirteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.rochdaleonline.co.uk/news-features/article/9382/lib-dem-leader-sends-birthday-best-wishes-to-sir-cyril

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:28 (ten years ago)


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