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Retarded question: Is anyone on here a real person?

― Nowell, Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I've stated many times that this whole site is just an AI experiment of mine gone horribly wrong.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Regular people.
Actually, I shoulda asked if there's any teenagers.

― Nowell, Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm actually Puck.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Teenagers are like Santa and the Tooth Fairy. Everyone knows this.

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a teenager. I hate it, but I'm dreading adulthood.

― Nowell, Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://incolor.inebraska.com/sumaree/nebraskafilm/images/stephenson1.jpg

(Left to right: Jeremy, Crudderz, Kate, me, Dan)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that a picture from that stupid tv show?

― Nowell, Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Santa is too old to be a teenager. He has a BEARD. Duh!

― A big fuckin' dinosaur, Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

WELL DONE NOWELL YOU HAVE ALL THE COOKIES IN THE WORLD NOW YOU LUCKY SUMBITCH NOW EAT THEM EAT THEM ALL UNTIL YOU CHOKE AND DIE EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

Anyway.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude! Chill.

― Nowell, Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Woo hoo! I'm totally real! Search under my name and you'll unearth a treasure-trove of embarrassment, oversharing, unloveliness, vitriol, and offense I've unwisely submitted. All of it's far too ugly to be false / unreal / what-have-you.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I know what you're tryin' to say...

― Nowell, Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Hang on - so only teenagers are real? What are the rest of us?

No dont answer that, Im not sure I want to work out what I am actually.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

You're a humble RayTracyed AI creation.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah :D Hey cool!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

You're a replicant, Trayce. Or am I?!

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I just realised I have a copy of Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep sitting right next to me at work.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Spooky.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

You have the Oxford annotated Revised Standard version, I trust.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i am not a real person

― bulbs (bulbs), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

DON'T LISTEN TO HIS LIES

― ILE_CONTINUITY_DAEMON (x Jeremy), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you ever wonder if, like, Ned has another login name for his evil side?

― bulbs (bulbs), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan Perry?

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

That's not my evil side, that's my good side.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The dark side is so persuasive.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Who are you, Darth Vader as played by Frank N. Furter?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Since i do have pimples and ingrown toenails, i have concluded that:
I am real.
I am not Ned Raggett.

― aimurchie, Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Either Ned is real or I've been mightily hallucinating.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I still get pimples, though admittedly I've no ingrown toenails. Meanwhile, my dear Jeremy, I assure you I am real. You on the other hand...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

It's funny you mention that, because I've got this

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

weird growth.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

it's the ingrown toenails that really make you real.

― aimurchie, Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

MUTANT (x-post)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

JEREMY IS A CYBORG OMG

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

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