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― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 25 September 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago)

five onion rings

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 25 September 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago)

four french fries

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 25 September 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago)

three french hens

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 25 September 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago)

two chili dogs

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 25 September 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago)

and a pickle spear in a pear tree

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 25 September 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago)

LOCK THREAD

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 25 September 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago)

six cheeseburgers

BEER CHUGS SIRE SEX

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 September 2004 00:10 (twenty years ago)

12 bootyflakes a floating.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Sunday, 26 September 2004 00:14 (twenty years ago)

I know, that was easy. Eight for the april rainers?

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Sunday, 26 September 2004 00:17 (twenty years ago)

RIB CRUSH GEESE SEX

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 September 2004 00:17 (twenty years ago)

CEREBUS'S REGIS HEX!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 26 September 2004 02:42 (twenty years ago)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 26 September 2004 02:42 (twenty years ago)

Be such irreg. sexes?

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Sunday, 26 September 2004 02:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dangerousdansdiner.com/coronaryburger.jpg

The Quadruple C burger (Collossal Colon Clogger Combo), at 24 oz, is the same amount of beef as SIX QUARTER POUNDERS, plus it also has a quarter pound of bacon and two fried eggs. Oh, and you get a shake and poutine too.

YUMMY

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 26 September 2004 22:15 (twenty years ago)

Hm, that pic was actually the Coronary burger, which is smaller. Only 16 oz.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 26 September 2004 22:16 (twenty years ago)

I was thinking about the 12 days of christmas song the other day. It got stuck in my head for some reason, and i noticed for the first time that the time signatures are CRAZY! It sets off ok, with all the "On the first day of christmas..." bits...that's all just a nice perky 4/4. And when you're doing the "Nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking" etc bits, that's all just in 3/4, really. But you hit "Five gold rings", and...well, that feels like a seven beat phrase, to me. With a pause at the end. And then from there on, I just can't work out what goes where. From "four calling birds..." to "...in a pear tree" I think I count 15 beats (stopping on the first beat of "tree", although it arguably holds for, what, 3 beats?). The down beats seem to come on the "call" of "calling birds", the "french" of "french hens" and the "two" of "two turtle doves". It's all very mixed up.

― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 26 September 2004 22:39 (twenty years ago)

*jaw hits floor*

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 September 2004 23:09 (twenty years ago)

hahaha if you'd take the vegetables off it I'd eat it.

hahaha

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 26 September 2004 23:13 (twenty years ago)

and they deliver!

mmmmmm decriminalized marijuana....

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 September 2004 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Sean Carruthers, I am envious of your access to these delights.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 26 September 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago)

that thing looks delicious but how does one wrap their mouth around the whole thing? (or is it to be eaten with knife and fork?)

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 26 September 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago)

just put your hands behind your back and dive in.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 26 September 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago)

that's what she said!

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 September 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago)

I really have no clue how you'd eat one of those things. I'd imagine that no matter which way you tackled it, a bib would probably be in order.

The great thing is that I'm within their delivery area...this needs to be done!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 26 September 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago)

sean, we need a play by play... with photos! perhaps a fap is in order.

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 September 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago)

ok so my fantasy is to have this thing delivered and tear at it like a dog while shirtless, using the bun as a napkin.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 26 September 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago)

tell it to the ilx slash thread, buddy.

― Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 27 September 2004 00:06 (twenty years ago)

I ate six cheeseburgers.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 27 September 2004 00:09 (twenty years ago)

you've been in the bathroom the whole time since you started this thread, right?

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 27 September 2004 00:19 (twenty years ago)

Do the EMTs deliver those things using an ambulance or a fork lift?

― jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 27 September 2004 00:32 (twenty years ago)

"Five golden rings" = 2 bars of 4/4
"Four calling birds/three French hens" = 2 bars of 3/4
"Two turtle doves and a/partridge in a pear" = 2 bars of 4/4
"Tree" = HAMMERTIME

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 27 September 2004 00:45 (twenty years ago)

words + time sig = it is the birth of PROG ROCK hurrah

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 27 September 2004 06:42 (twenty years ago)

Sean where the hell is that in Toronto? The biggest, most heart-stopping burgers I recall were at Double-D's diner on Adelaide East if I recall...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:20 (twenty years ago)

That's at Dangerous Dan's (also known as the Double D), but it's at Broadview and Queen East.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:30 (twenty years ago)

YEAH! That's the place! I used to work on Adelaide East and this guy (a very BIG guy) used to order one of the coronary ones at least once a week.

Sure, that's a pretty big burger, but it still ain't got nothin on this mighty creation:

WORLD'S LARGEST HAMBURGER

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:36 (twenty years ago)

mine! gimme!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

i'm starving.

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 31 October 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago)

two pieces of toast

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 31 October 2004 18:48 (twenty years ago)

banana

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 31 October 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago)

Just had fluoride done, can't eat anything. The dentist looked in my mouth and asked if I had a history of chemical use.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 31 October 2004 21:58 (twenty years ago)

[i]"Five golden rings" = 2 bars of 4/4
"Four calling birds/three French hens" = 2 bars of 3/4
"Two turtle doves and a/partridge in a pear" = 2 bars of 4/4
"Tree" = HAMMERTIME[/i]

I think "Five golden rings" is 2 bars of 3/4 but with a tempo change (slower tempo than surrounding bars)

― wetmink (wetmink), Monday, 1 November 2004 00:50 (twenty years ago)

My dentist looked in my mouth once and asked me if I grew up "in another country or something."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 1 November 2004 00:52 (twenty years ago)

i get really good bacon cheeseburgers at the polish diner near my house. also, a grilled cheese with kielbasa is only $5, and it's HUGE and comes with SALAD and a PICKLE and CHIPS (not FRIES, you europeans.. those are an extra $1.50 or somehing.)

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 1 November 2004 00:57 (twenty years ago)

crazy brittos

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 1 November 2004 00:57 (twenty years ago)

you mean crisps??

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 01:38 (twenty years ago)

I think I possibly ate 3 or 4 KRYSTALS last night in a big WTF move. I haven't eaten beef, nor any other red meat for like 7 years.

I suspect that Krystals were eaten for the following reasons -- 1. my breath smells like Krystals this morning and 2. I woke up covered in Krystal wrappers.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 1 November 2004 14:48 (twenty years ago)

http://viciouscircle.us/Tour2003/RoadFood/16Krystal.jpg

Did you go here? (I was curious about this 'Krystal' business)

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:09 (twenty years ago)

Hardee's now have these wee tiny ANGUS BEEF burgers called SLAMMERS like 2 for $1. We joked upon eating a pile of them one drunken eve that they, where "Sliders" are reknowned for their capability to "slide" directly through the digestive system, were called "Slammers" because they distinctly SLAM your COLON. Then I yelled out "BORE STRAIGHT THROUGH" like Dizzee a la "Fickle" while sitting on the john and my roommate lost his shit. Lost his shit LAUGHING that is.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:15 (twenty years ago)

Did you go here?

Probably?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago)

I suspect that Krystals were eaten for the following reasons -- 1. my breath smells like Krystals this morning and 2. I woke up covered in Krystal wrappers.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago)

Krystals are like these wee, baby burgers with a really thin piece of meat on them, pickle, mustard, and onion. Dee-lish.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:18 (twenty years ago)

In the Lexington area, we have a three White Castles AND a Krystal burger. We're living the LIFE here.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:18 (twenty years ago)

Baby burgers? Those are, like, haute cuisine here - they are served up as freaking canapes for ironic artsy dos.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Aw! Are they made from baby cows?

― robster (robster), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:21 (twenty years ago)

it possibly wasn't that particular krystals as that was supposed to be in smithfield which is 60 miles away (according to the map). though not inconceivable!

i've had white castles before (it was yummy while homeless at 3am in NYC.. in the shop with fellow homeless people - there's a sign there specifically that said "NO SLEEPING")

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago)

aw there's a place near maryville called "Friendsville" i wanna live there!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I know some people who live in Friendsville. There's also a place called Buttermilk Shores. We also have a Turtletown, allegedly.

I never knew that I only had to go as far north as KY to get White Castle! Man. 2 White Castles and a Krystal. We just have a town littered with Krystals.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:27 (twenty years ago)

the beastie boys used to go on about white castle, didn't they? something about the fries only coming in one size and being thrown out 'n' shit.

i had ironic mini-burgers with marianna at a bar/lounge opening a couple weeks ago. they were good! but i wanted more. six more would have been nice.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:27 (twenty years ago)

We I just have a ~~town~~ bed littered with Krystals.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:28 (twenty years ago)

i had ironic mini-burgers with marianna at a bar/lounge opening a couple weeks ago.

what they had spinach in them??

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:33 (twenty years ago)

The only thing worse than giving in and stuffing drunken face with White Castles on the tail end of a bender is waking up amid the detritus, covered in slimy steamed onions and "brown dusseldorf" mustard and BROKEN DREAMS.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:36 (twenty years ago)

is that a new sauce?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:37 (twenty years ago)

I had a broccoli and spinach cheeseburger, on thursday. it was really nice.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago)

no spinach, ken. i guess i wasn't very clear. marianna wasn't a topping on the ironic mini-burgers - she joined me in consuming them

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 1 November 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago)

three chip butties and chips

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 22:51 (twenty years ago)

13 beers

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 November 2004 00:26 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

urrr

3000 dry roasted peanuts

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 03:16 (twenty years ago)

500 noodles

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 11:59 (twenty years ago)

And 27 pork chops!

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago)

2 pounds of sheep butter

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago)

one life to live

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago)

i ate 10 tacos next to jeff weaver last night

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

krystal = on the auction block

http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/060802/krystal_sale.html?.v=1

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (AP) -- The Krystal Co., the oldest fast-food chain in the South and the second oldest in the U.S., is trying to find a buyer for the restaurant company.

Chattanooga-based Krystal has hired Credit-Suisse First Boston Group to help market the 74-year-old privately held company to potential buyers, officials said Tuesday.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 3 August 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

a quick search tells me no one's mentioned the 100x100 at in-n-out burger:

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/113/2202/1024/Halloween2004%20086b.jpg

― rudy huxtable can't fail (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 3 August 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

one bucket of mussels

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 3 August 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

a litre and a half of water

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 3 August 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

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