What should I buy my cousin for her 17th birthday?

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She will appreciate presents of taste and quality!

― Will, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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― , Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Liquor.

― Tom, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

single malt scotch whisky OR stripey socks OR the new tp album (hehehehh) OR a fine book or other record OR pumpkin oil or pure vanilla essence if she's into cooking. if she doesn't like any of these then give them to me!

― katie, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A battery-powered glitter ball.

― Mark C, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

or a battery-powered glitter ball.

― katie, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

perhaps the teddy bear condom dispenser i saw the other night.

― jess, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The bumper book of sex tips for girls

― Nick, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nice to know that teddy bears are sensible in this day an age. I suppose its all that going down on the woods that does it.

― Will, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A teapot. That's the best present I got for my 17th birthday.

― toraneko, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

say it with socks...

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

how 'bout one of THESE!

― phil, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Lollies 7"

― Mr Noodles, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Something from the Gadget shop!

― james, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Has anyone ever seen anyone actually buy something in the Gadget Shop? It was packed with people for the 5 minutes I was looking for something worth parting with cash for (and failing). This appears to be a shared experience.

― Graham, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Scott Walker's "Tilt" is certain to appeal to seventeen year old women of discriminating taste.

― dan, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Scott Walkers Tilt should be passed arround liek mormon missionaries pass around Book of Mormons. Every human being should have a copy neuroimplanted at birth . {It should play in subways and supermarkets ibnstead of muzak. He should play it on a primetime tv special and open for Britney Spears

― anthony, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a fake iron penis dipped in sin sauce

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 18 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Gadget shop is weird...they keep everything locked up.

― james, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's Sara's 19th today. I got her a swivel chair. Sorry, a GAS LIFTswivel chair, wrapped in Hello Kitty paper and a big purple bow. Last time I saw her she was swinging from side to side, grinning, flapping her arms and singing "I got a swivel chair, I got a swivel chair, la la".

Teletubbies love each other very much.

― Graham, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't help imagining Gareth's life as a sitcom, a latter- day "Three's Company", except amusing. (and minus the fruity stuff.)

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(I presume Mitch means me, as Gareth isn't mentioned in this thread)

I like to think of it as Clarissa Explains It All.

― Graham, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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