The Neighborhood Genius

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This is a thread for sharing tales of the obscure, neglected and overlooked visionaries around the corner. Who's yours?

briania (briania), Thursday, 30 September 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi there! Oh wait.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 September 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know, but it's NOT the guy who walks around with a set of golf clubs, a dining chair, and a big sword strung about his person, trying to get free food.

Wait, maybe it is.

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 30 September 2004 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

norman mailer.

Cripps Pink (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 30 September 2004 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Around here, it's a guy named St3v3 Turn3r, a weatherbeaten old Vietnam vet who is the master of many things. Plays just about every kind of stringed instrument, and is a ubiquitous busker, playing his brilliant, iconoclastic songs for mostly oblivious passersby. He used to host a weekly kind of hoot night at a local tavern -- some nights he would be all but unlistened to, in a joint filled up with cheap-drinking college kids, and other nights there would be a roomful of rapt hipsters cross-legged on the floor. He was a member of a variety of local bands back in the day, but never really seemed to stick with any of them. Released a solo EP many years ago, available only locally, in an edition of maybe 500, that was just SO GREAT -- strange, off-kilter psych-folk that I just know will be some kind of priceless artifact when it's rediscovered by a future generation.

He's also an extraordinarily gifted painter and sculptor, his masterwork being the same local hangout, which he decorated ceiling-to-floor in an ever-changing found-art collage, with the ceiling done in an unbelievable mural depicting a highly personal collection of hundreds saints and avatars all cavorting together: Sitting Bull, Stan Musial, Charlie Parker, Gandhi ... can't remember all of 'em. The joint was torn down a couple of years ago.

His personality embodies the romantic/cynic dichotomy -- his art is so huge-hearted, but in conversation he's bitter and cutting, drawling scabrous wisecracks out of the side of his mouth. One in a million.

briania (briania), Thursday, 30 September 2004 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't mean to kill my own thread with lengthy digression, 'cause I'm really interested to know: who's your neighborhood genius?

briania (briania), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Mine is my best friend's dad, who came from London after WWII to take up a research position at the University of Minnesota, and wound up inventing medical ultrasound. He is 90. When he was 14 he invented a mechanism to fill a bath automatically to a level with hot water, which worked like a percolator. That was the first of many patents.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 30 September 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh, i know of a guy who hangs around the U of M who thinks he is; he's in his 40s, big afro with a feather in it, often shirtless, self-xeroxed collection of poetry. My only interaction with him was eating an omelet in a local bar, he turned to me and said "man, led zeppelin were just the fuckin best, yknow?" which is otm, as far as it goes.

g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 30 September 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I want one of those bath-percolators!

And it doesn't take a genius to recognize Led Zep were the fuckin' best, does it?

briania (briania), Thursday, 30 September 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Ultrasound, pfft!

Cla1r3 M1tch3ll. Five winning gold runs on Blockbusters!

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 30 September 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

ten years pass...

ugh, i know of a guy who hangs around the U of M who thinks he is; he's in his 40s, big afro with a feather in it, often shirtless, self-xeroxed collection of poetry. My only interaction with him was eating an omelet in a local bar, he turned to me and said "man, led zeppelin were just the fuckin best, yknow?" which is otm, as far as it goes.

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, September 30, 2004 10:36 AM (10 years ago)

was this the guy who was a permanent fixture outside the kitty cat club

i think if he was more of a genius he would have remembered where his shirt was

j., Thursday, 25 June 2015 03:09 (ten years ago)

who eats an omelet in a bar

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 25 June 2015 11:06 (ten years ago)

seven years pass...

so the other night we're walking to the side door of our trailer from the carport, we live in a trailer park, and we hear this mumbling sound. at first i think it's a cat conflagration. we walk out onto the street and it morphs into the sound of a voice coming from a speaker. it's repeating a phrase: "tj, you are not in trouble, please come home". we go inside, i walk out 5 minutes later and it's stopped.

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 27 October 2022 15:36 (three years ago)


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