There is a WOLF in my office

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― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:20 (twenty years ago)

CUTE.

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:22 (twenty years ago)

Beastie.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:23 (twenty years ago)

Malamute?

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:23 (twenty years ago)

luposlipophobia- the fear of being chased round a newly washed floor by a wolf.

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago)

it. is. sniffing. my. crotch.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago)

i have nothing but respect for the man that can type during that type of experience.

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:29 (twenty years ago)

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― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:30 (twenty years ago)

What big teeth it has.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:40 (twenty years ago)

Little Red Riding B.A.R.M.S.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:41 (twenty years ago)

(You don't know anyone named Little Red, do you?)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:41 (twenty years ago)

Do I have to answer that?

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:42 (twenty years ago)

big red's little brother, but he moved away.....

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:43 (twenty years ago)

Little Red Riding of Yorkshire

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:43 (twenty years ago)

it weighs 125 lbs by the way.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:46 (twenty years ago)

you guessing or did you actually weigh him?

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:46 (twenty years ago)

You are taking it home tonight to clear out the old apartment, I trust.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:46 (twenty years ago)

I've already given up me keys to the old place.

(I've been told he weighs that much)

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:49 (twenty years ago)

Later, Gear records and films the lost b-side from Hungry Like The Wolf.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:50 (twenty years ago)

Does he smell like he sounds?

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:52 (twenty years ago)

he makes sounds unlike any dog or wolf I've ever heard. He sounds like "Windows" after the Thing took him out.

http://www.houseofhorrors.com/windows_small.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:54 (twenty years ago)

Is he lost? Is he found?

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:56 (twenty years ago)

I've already given up me keys to the old place.

She's celebrating with a whole night of coit du ass, I assume.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:56 (twenty years ago)

ass quoits

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 1 October 2004 01:01 (twenty years ago)

If Gear let her near the wolf, it might never be seen again.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 1 October 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago)

Does 'it' refer to the wolf or the roommate?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 1 October 2004 01:04 (twenty years ago)

many scenarios just flashed in my head after reading that, all of them nauseating.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 1 October 2004 01:04 (twenty years ago)

Would it help if I pointed out that 'it' is the wolf?

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 1 October 2004 01:06 (twenty years ago)

It puts the lotion...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 1 October 2004 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Waaaa, I can't see the pictures...

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Friday, 1 October 2004 04:32 (twenty years ago)

I saw two of those dogs up the shops just before.

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 October 2004 04:34 (twenty years ago)

Later, Gear records and films the lost b-side from Hungry Like The Wolf.

OMG, B.A.R.M.S., I can't believe you went there.

Does he smell like he sounds?

Nor you, Aussie Adam.

(I can't see the pictures either.)

― Ever-Ready Daisy Chain (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 1 October 2004 04:38 (twenty years ago)

(Obv I would pick up on those references rather quickly. Ha, "rather". The speed at which I did that was so high it'd make a T-1 online connection seem like tired old 28.8kbps.)

(And anyway, what was a wolf doing in Gear's office?!?!)

― Ever-Ready Daisy Chain (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 1 October 2004 04:40 (twenty years ago)

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