Veepers Creepers: The Vice Presidential Debate!

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Less than 26 hours to the big throwdown. The Fury by Lake Erie.

Sitting VP Dick Cheney (strengths: strength, resolve, trout fishing) held his breath until he got the debate format he wanted -- sitting -- hoping to blunt the folksy courtroom charms of challenger John Edwards (strengths: smile, hair, being right about most of the major issues). Will it work? Or will the baldie from bald eagle country be hoisterated on his own petulant petard? And who will Gwen Ifill go home with?

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 4 October 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

SPOILER: At the end, just before Edwards' closing statement, Cheney will render the pretender speechless by taking off his mask and revealing that he is actually Edwards' father.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 4 October 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

If I were Edwards I'd ask Cheney about what his dear friend Donald R. said today.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 October 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

its like satan versus a baby. should be lively.

still bevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 4 October 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Cheney should bite Edwards' ear while Gwen's explaining the ground rules. (I bet the ground rules don't say "No biting.")

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 4 October 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope Dicky gets into a big kick about all of our allies in Iraq. Here's what they really think about how things are going.

The Italians:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1514&e=13&u=/afp/20041004/wl_mideast_afp/iraq_italy_troops

The Polish:
http://www.boston.com/dailynews/278/world/Poland_should_withdraw_troops_:.shtml

Earl Nash (earlnash), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

This should be a more interesting match than Bush vs. Kerry. Cheney has that sort of evil anti-charisma, you can almost see the diabolical plans being hatched behind his beady little eyes. No doubt he's a bit faster on the draw than Georgie-Boy too. In the other corner, we have the golden boy trial lawyer who was pretty canny in the primary debates though he always seemed extra careful not to shed his nice-guy image. It will be interesting to see if the gloves come off now.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Do VP debates actually sway anyone? "Well, I still don't like the main guy, but on the 1 in 25 chance that he gets shot, this guy looks gooood."

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know - but they have produced their share of memorable moments. One of the most famous lines of recent debate history was uttered in a VP debate: ie., Lloyd Bentsen's takedown of Dan Quayle, with that "Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy."

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, but quayle still won. so milo's right, noone really cares. poor vp candidates.

Symplistic (shmuel), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

It's weird that that's where that Jack Kennedy line comes from. It feels like it's been around (and by that I mean, "it's been comedy fodder") forever.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a little different this time, in that the vice president is actually kind of running the country. If you want to argue about the ideological underpinnings of the Iraq invasion, Cheney's the guy. Which means he'll probably be able to make a more articulate case for it than Bush. Plus, he's the coolest-headed liar I've ever seen. He says things that are absolutely preposterous with such steamroller certainty and dismissiveness that he makes rational disagreement or debate irrelevant.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Good Prez + Good Veep = Not Pwn3d (Clinton/Gore)
Bad Prez + Good Veep = hasn't happened?
Bad Prez + Bad Veep = Pwn3d (Ford/Dole)
Good Prez + Bad Veep = Not Pwn3d (Reagen/Bush), (Bush/Quayle)
Bad Prez + Bad Veep =Pwn3d (Ford/Dole), (Gore/Lieberman)

There's already been a bad Prez (Bush) debate. A bad Veep would only seal the deal for Kerry/Edwards.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

The Quayle/Bentsen debate and the debate with Stockdale dazed and confused were both fantastic entertainment, and I'm hoping the Edwards/Cheney one is also a good ride. Edwards is one of the most likable politicians this side of Obama, and Cheney is someone that a lot of the Bush-supporters I know dislike.

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i like the story about al gore trying to bring a potato to the gore-quayle debate.

Symplistic (shmuel), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

GM, I think Cheney might be able to pull that stuff off in front of people that already support him, but with a mixed national crowd it's just not going to fly.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"In the past, Mr Rumsfeld has spoken of credible information about a link and Vice President Dick Cheney regularly goes further and talks of Saddam Hussein having provided safe harbour and sanctuary for al-Qaeda. "

Cheney's in a lose-lose situation there, if Edwards plays it right.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

If Cheney plays it cool calm & collected like he did four years ago w/Lieberman, Edwards could be in trouble. More likely, I think, Cheney will come across as somewhat unhinged like he has on the campaign trail this year. He'll try to scare the shit out of everybody w/terrorism threats, and wind up sounding like a lunatic. Here's hoping that Gwen and Edwards push him on those Rummy quotes.
The Bush regime is unravelling. But they still could win.

lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 09:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm really looking forward to watching this. i think that edwards is the only one out of the bunch that is anything resembling an inspiring speaker, and hope that he comes across even better when compared to the walking creepy zombie cheney.

this is all a very technical analysis, of course.

colette (a2lette), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

So I taped the first presidential debate on NBC and it seemed OK. Did I miss out on anything (camera shots-wise) on other channels? I won't be home tonight again, so should I try out another station (again, the choices are NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX).

alex in montreal, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I predict that Edwards will completely destroy Cheney. He's a trial lawyer, for god's sake. This is exactly what he is trained to do. I'm excited because I didn't really believe big Dick was actually alive - well, until he uttered his famous invective. I am hoping, praying that he becomes unhinged again.
Edwards has not had a chance to take the national stage until now. I think he's going to seize this opportunity.
It's 9:30 in the morning and i am literally shivering with anticipation. oh, also i left the window open, so I'm shivering from cold air blowing in.

aimurchie, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I would just like to give kudos to gypsy mothra for the thread title and the first post. Well done. You have style.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i think cheney becoming unhinged is highly inlikely. and i would also be surprised if edwards delivers a sound defeat. edwards needs to present himself in such a way that seperates him from the "nice boy" image. but he has to do it in a way that doesn't seem forced. cheney has less to prove concerning image-the public seems comfortable with his crumudgeon personality, like it or no. the most important thing edwards needs to accomplish is pressing cheney on iraq, especially in light of rummy's comments today. i am guessing it will be a draw, but i hold out hope for an edwards win.

Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i think cheney will put down edwards fairly easily. cheney's a resourceful motherfucker.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

for every FCC violation uttered(by either guy, or moderator), finish your drink.

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Cheney's gonna have a lot more trouble this go around than he did four years ago (he's on the record as saying some atrociously stupid things.) But he's very clever. Edwards better work hard. On paper it looks like a ridiculous landslide: Edwards wins on charisma, Cheney loses on record, but I just can't believe it's going to be that simple. Should be fun though.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

A draw or Cheney edges it. Cheney is no Bush; Edwards doesn't have Kerry's political experience.

Jonathan Z. (Joanthan Z.), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

bremer provided some good debate fodder today as well. saying something along the lines of 'we didnt have enough troops in iraq' but then equivocating that he only meant during the early days when looting was rampant. which i find to be pretty funny. 'uh yeah dudes, we needed those troops during the most important part; ie: the beginning, but its all good now!'

i feel like the media trumpeting kerry's 'victory' last week will result in people largely ignoring the debates tonight, unfortunately.

still bevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Edwards should call out Cheney on voting for ar 50cent gasoloine tax and for voting against every major weapon in use today. Then, when Cheney says, "That's a distortion of the facts", Edwards can rebut with, "Then why did you make those exact same allegations toward John Kerry?"

.. But I think Cheney is going to do well.. He really does know what he's talking about - whether you agree with his politics or not, he's very knowledgable.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

To be honest, I think if I thought Edwards was quick enough and mean enough Cheney would be toast. I mean there are reasons why this Cheney doesn't do press conferences or even appear in public. It's all a matter of whether or not Edwards has the balls and the know-how to catch up with him--cuz Cheney has to lie and he has to spin, he doesn't have any way out that. His record is against him. Edwards just has to have the right information ready to call Cheney out as the fear-mongering, lying, corporate toadying five+ deferment pussy ass bitch that he is. But if he tries to play nice-y nice-y like Lieberman did, he's gonna lose.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

alex otm. despite the coaching surely telling him otherwise, edwards will play nice. it's always his first instinct, probably from his trial experience, where charm conquers all. let's hope he can cut that shit tonight, but i have my doubts. he's gonna be nervous as hell (rightly so), and when yr that out of sorts, most people resort to their instincts.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Being nervous doesn't sound characteristic of Edwards at all. High profile trial lawyer = showman.

I just wish I knew why he's been so sorely underutilized this entire campaign.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that is the six million dollar question isn't it?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

It would suck to find out he's actually a tank-grown clone or something.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Edwards should say Halliburton once, but only once -- enough to remind people about it, get Cheney on the defensive, but repeating it will sound one-note and conspiracy-ish (especially after Cheney retorts with something about how Halliburton is working hard to rebuild Iraq and has had its own casualties there, etc.). Likewise the whole secret energy policy meetings -- remind people of it, but don't harp on it because the issue's a little obscure for most people to get a grasp on.

What I think he could repeat over and over -- using those and other examples, including the Medicare bill -- is that this is a secretive, closed-door administration that consistently does big favors for corporate buddies at taxpayer expense. Which is a good theme for Edwards, plays to his David-and-Goliath me-vs.-corporate-America shtick. That's what I'd be coaching him: develop the theme in the opening statement, build on it point by point, hammer it home at the end, keep it simple: You can't trust these guys.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

He should talk a lot about Halle Berry marrying Richard Burton.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Cheney is a master of the sly distortion and the bald lie, delivered in the voice of authority and calm rationality. That makes him a tough opponent. Edwards needs to play to his own strengths and not try to zing Cheney - unless Cheney hangs a curveball over the middle of the plate.

Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently, Dan Quayle has been in my town recently, staying at the hotel I used to work at. Don't know if he's still there - I'll need to find out before I go try to meet him. Is he here for the Dunhill? I don't know. There are lots of funny famous people running around though, but Dan Quayle sounds the best.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

edwards should have a clever comeback ready if cheney tries to quote the lloyd bentsen JFK line (about Edwards OR Kerry).

Symplistic (shmuel), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"Mr. Vice President, I knew Darth Vader. I worked with Dark Vader. etc..."

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"...and you know, you really do out-Vader Darth Vader. Seriously, I'm shitting bricks just standing here."

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

well done

Symplistic (shmuel), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i am not sure if edwards has been underutilized or if he just hasn't gotten much national press attention. he has apparently been in smaller towns giving smaller speeches which were reportedly covered more by local media than anything else.

Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

small towns + small speeches = underutilized

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

not necessarily. people in small towns (especially those in swing states) could be more easily swayed by personal attention than those in larger cities. i think it is a fairly shrewd tactic.

Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, the strategy so far has been to use Kerry to solidify the base in large urban areas, and to get Edwards to persuade swing voters in smaller, rural areas. Which makes sense given Edwards' charismatic persuasiveness and Southern folksiness.
(xpost)

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

small towns are where the convincing needs to be done. There are a lot of Republican votes in the small towns - people that are unemployed but think that keeping gays from getting married or ousting a dictator halfway across the world is more important that an education or putting food on the table.

xpost

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic

Yancey otm

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

My office is buying pizza tonight because of the debate. At least I get some food out of this.

(In keeping with the theme, I'm suggesting a healthy spinach and mushroom Edwards pizza, and a cheese-laden side-of-beef Cheney pizza drizzled with blood.)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

An Edwards pizza should have honey and grits on it.

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

personally I think the virtuous life involves nurturing love and destroying hate

Do you hate hate?

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Better way of putting that: at no point has anyone here really invoked this straw-man middle-American voter and then gone projecting a lot of thoughts into his head; I think I pretty explicitly said that there were elements of Cheney's demeanor that I personally found sort of effective in this debate, and conversely certain elements of Edwards's that I didn't, and that in this particular match-up that struck me as worth pointing out.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate hate hate.

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Wimblehack! America's Worst Campaign Journalists Square Off

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Do I hate hate? Is that a serious question? No, I feel very little antipathy towards abstract nouns, and I do hate lots of things. I see this hatred as a weakness though, not as something essentially nutritious or indicative of vitality. I would never claim to be full of love and empty of hate, however I don't see anything wrong with stating that love is good and hate is bad.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

accusing me of demeaning the average voter was a very clever distraction, although completely irrelevant and disingenuous

I don't think it's irrelevant at all, Nabisco. You were setting forth the idea of stepping outside of one's personal reaction to Cheney and trying to see him as other voters see him, and I was pointing out the problems with that. I think it's almost always reductive.

Now you seem to have backtracked from that position (flip flopper!) to say that we personally might see some good points in Cheney's performance. To which I'd simply say that Frankenstein's monster is still a monster even when he has the arm of a really beautiful girl sewn onto him.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

You were setting forth the idea of stepping outside of one's personal reaction to Cheney and trying to see him as other voters see him, and I was pointing out the problems with that. I think it's almost always reductive.

So stepping outside of your personal reaction is *more* reductive than considering nothing besides your own reaction?

Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I do not dispute that the content was monstrous, Momus, but the delivery was superior. Cheney's content may have been spurious invective dressed up as avuncular steadfastness but he came across to me as more convinced and more knowledgeable than Edwards who seemed light-weight, overly coached in a minful of the talking points kind of way, and falsely cheery in a lawyerly way.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

So stepping outside of your personal reaction is *more* reductive than considering nothing besides your own reaction?

It's not pretentious to speak for yourself. It is pretentious to speak on behalf of others.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

No, Momus, what I'm rebelling against is your need to create one Gestalt reaction to a candidate and then slot every comment you might make about him into it. I don't think it at all makes one a overcomplicated person to note that one of Frankenstein's arms turns out to be rather elegant. And look, I said up top that I found elements of Cheney's demeanor more effective than I expected -- the reason "other voters" play into this has nothing to do with my straw-manning them and everything to do with my knowing full well that the elements I find effective are likely to seem effective to other voters as well. I mean, really, if we're not paying some level of attention to those things -- where we think candidates have presented themselves well, where they haven't -- there strikes me as no point to our following this election at all; I already know who I'm voting for and you don't even live on this continent. I'm not sitting around trying to project onto other voters: I'm looking at the guy, in a debate, and I'm recognizing the occasional moments where his delivery complements him and he makes his points forcefully.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Do I hate hate? Is that a serious question?

Yes, it was intended as a serious question.

No, I feel very little antipathy towards abstract nouns

This is a nimble dodge, but a dodge nonetheless. "Hate" is not just an abstract noun, it has a meaning. A meaning that you employ when you make statements such as "hate is bad".

I don't see anything wrong with stating that love is good and hate is bad

I don't think it makes sense to discuss love and hate in a vacuum. Love of what? Hate of what? Surely love of heroin is not a good. Is it wrong to hate hunger or disease? Is it possible to contemplate things that you think are evil without experiencing any sort of negative emotion? Is this to be desired? I don't know, but I think these are points on which reasonable people can disagree.

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost)

Ack, I'm clearly going nuts, as this points seems to me far too obvious to require even that much explanation. Why would you even watch the debate if you're not prepared to make various evaluations about where the candidates are and are not presenting themselves and their policies effectively? Why watch the debate if you don't think that those presentations are going to have some small effect on the decisions of voters?

I need to catch the subway now.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Love of what? Hate of what?

I think what got us on this tack was Momus's love of hating Bush and Cheney.

Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the problem though, Michael - Cheney's alleged "avuncular" qualities and "superior" delivery aren't apparent to everyone. Because personally, I found him repulsive, and no, it was not because I disagree with him.

I do think it's interesting to think about why some people might view the same personality in different ways.

k3rry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

k3rry,

His was the performance Bush tried and failed previously. The 'I'm in the executive branch, privy to all the best info, you don't know how hard it is, you second guessing little arriviste' air of tired commitment. This can be a natural and even laudable response to the pressures of the office. Of course, apart from being 'evil', Bushco is just so wrong about almost every single issue that I couldn't care less if Cheney just got up and proved he was a better pianist than Monk, I wouldn't vote for him.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.tvbarn.com/archives/monk.jpg

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

My perspective on this is that politics and aesthetics are inseparable.

yes, this is your "line," which you repeat with geir-esque persistence, as though it will make the job of actually arguing your points convincingly irrelevant. but unfortunately for you, it's not a formulation that necessarily excludes a variety of notions about how politics and aesthetics intersect. it seems to serve you best as a means of assuming the self-righteous glow of the politically involved without engaging in much more than your usual rhetorical shell games.

anyway i was right the first time: i should have simply kept up my stare.

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Or maybe he just seemed cold-blooded and arrogant.

We went through this upthread, but now I'll be more blunt : wtf is up with this insight into and/or identification with Cheney's state of mind?

k3rry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"convincingly" modifies "arguing" btw-- my syntax was a bit garbled

anyway if anyone were to design a momusbot i'm certain that "My perspective on this is that politics and aesthetics are inseparable" is the only clause you will need to teach it.

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Some questions pollsters might ask of the public:

Do you find Cheney repulsive because you disagree with him?
Do you disagree with Cheney because you find him repulsive?
Do you agree with Cheney because you find him repulsive?
Do you find Cheney repulsive because you agree with him?

Now, choose the response which best completes this sentence: 'I found Cheney repulsive not because I disagreed with him but because...'

a) I suffer from heartburn.
b) A donkey bit me when I was a child.
c) Hating him just makes me feel so good, so right!
d) When I look at him I remember that I owe my uncle money.
e) I feel sure that he has webbed feet.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/sonoma/08.16.01/gifs/monk-0133.jpg

Thelonious Sphere,

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely d) or e).

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

momus you criticized me for something. do you remember what it is?

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

a) Yes
b) No

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

This is a thread about Vice magazine, right? Right?

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

amateur!!!st, where were you when Dan offered champagne to everyone?

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Why, thank you Dan!! *Quaffs champagne* Et si on mangeait? J'ai faim.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

C'est que des 'hommes-filles' qui savent parler en francais. Et des flip-floppeurs.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Mon cher collègue, enchanté de faire votre connaissance.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Buvons à l'esthétique dyonisiaque, et invitons notre estimé ami amateur!!!st à nous faire part de ses propre élucubrations sur les intersections entre l'esthétique et la politique.

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

and after the argument there's the after party
and after the party there's the hotel lobby

Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Sébastien,

Faites gaffe á cette intersection lá. Il y’a toujours plein de flics bourrés

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

anyways, the wimblehack piece hstencil linked to is the best thing ever written

Symplistic (shmuel), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry for the odd aside about whether hate is negative. But still I continue...

"Hate" is not just an abstract noun, it has a meaning. A meaning that you employ when you make statements such as "hate is bad".

Sorry, I didn't mean to be obtuse, I mean 'abstract noun' as a noun which refers to something without concrete existance, such as states, ideas, feelings etc., and when say hate is 'bad', which was terribly vague of me, I mean unhealthy, destructive or distracting.

Love of what? Hate of what?

This is a good question, of course, and for the sake of avoiding the Boddhisattva's 'do you desire Nirvana?' problem I shall qualify the definition of 'hate' I am using. As I am talkin about morality, I think it makes sense to assume these words only refer to other humans, or 'persons' (perhaps an argument for animals, but that makes it more complicated); as the problem came up in relation to whether hating Cheney was a good thing, I think limiting it to humans for practical purposes is fine. While we may say 'I hate broccoli', 'I hate fascism' and 'I hate my father', I think the word hate functions in different ways in each case, and that only the final one is relevant. Anyway, I feel this is mostly irrelevant. I will only say that I wish no specific ill will to Bush or Cheney - they probably have some good qualities, maybe those close to them love them and they love them back, and they have the potential to enrich humanity (okay, this would take a fairly extreme conversion, but the possibility of such is part of what makes life sacred). However, I do not think they should be in power - I don't really care if Bush and Cheney spend the rest of their lives happy as pigs in shit on some tropical island (sure, being held accountable for lying about Iraq would be nice, but that ain't going to happen), as long as they are not wielding the force of nations.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Dick Cheney and John Kerry should fuse into one being and become Don Cherry.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 6 October 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"Surely love of heroin is not a good."

Who are you to decide?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Even though I hate Momus and all he stands for, I must say he is very good at arguing his lies".

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ONCE AGAIN I AM TEH THREDKILLAH!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

One good thing that came from the debate is that, judging from Cheney's body language and stuff during the brief period that he talked about Bin Laden, it doesn't look like they have him under wraps right now.

Cheney had body language?

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 6 October 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps jowl language then?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 October 2004 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Does crushing the life out of baby mice with your bare hands count as body language?

http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2004/10/06/cheneyblows/cover.jpg

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 7 October 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

i missed dan's champagne offer in skipping a bunch of posts. is there any left?

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Thursday, 7 October 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

He's not crushing mice, he's making diamonds. Can't drill for oil without diamonds.

Gold Teeth II (kenan), Thursday, 7 October 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

We could compromise - I guess you could crush a mouse into a diamond?

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 7 October 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't mean to suggest that Cheney was avuncular. He just didn't seem particularly evil to me, but maybe the way he spoke caught me off guard. I was actually surprised by his expression in that photo, and equally surprised by a photo of Edwards on the LA Times web site where he looked almost grave. Even though I expect politicians to stretch the truth or to give one-sided arguments, I thought Cheney's comment about Edwards being unconcerned about Iraqi deaths was way off the mark. First of all, Edwards was making a point about the coalition. Secondly, the Bush administration bears responsibility because of the way they conducted the war. Cheney's comment about Kerry always being on the wrong side of defense issues was also upsetting. Does he even think that the right side is always being for war?

I guess Edwards was trying not to be controversial in his answer to the question about Israel. I don't know what Kerry's position is, but if it's more balanced, I wish he could make it known and carry his supporters along with him, challenge and convince them.

youn, Thursday, 7 October 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

judging from Cheney's body language and stuff during the brief period that he talked about Bin Laden, it doesn't look like they have him under wraps right now.

That might be good news, but it has to be bad news that Cheney spoke several times about the likelihood of terrorists detonating a radiological weapon in an American city. It seems like a very specific threat, almost an agenda the Bush administration is pushing. That's the kind of terrorism they want everybody to focus on. That's next. What's odd is that it isn't based on any sort of intelligence or specific threats from terrorist groups. In fact, in May 2001, when Mohammed Atta met in Spain with Ramzi Binalshibh, they specifically ruled out a strike on a nuclear plant.

Obviously the Bush administration has two reasons for 'wanting' the dirty bomb scenario:

1. It's terrifying, and they want people to remain terrified. In this sense they share the objectives of the terrorists.

2. Radiological material has to be provided by a state -- this is 'state-sponsored' terrorism. And where you can implicate a state, you can invade a state. It's the ideal pretext for any military adventure you feel like mounting.

It's between-the-lines stuff like this that makes Cheney so thoroughly 'evil'. Speculation about whether his wife loves him is completely irrelevant.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 7 October 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure, but we'd all be pleased if Cheney was a cuckold.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 7 October 2004 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll have a bit of a Roth moment later (dinner beckons) but safe to say this is miles away from most things I've read by him and as the things I dislike about the writing are usually misogynistic/sex-related. He wouldn't be the first politicized man I've encountered to be pound-sound when faced with fascism but a bit of a putz when it comes to women.

oddly enough, the only other Roth fans i know are women... Sharon O'Connell got me into him when i was at Melody Maker, and have met many women who love his stuff (my gf loved the books of his i've loaned her). oddly, roth's sexism is my biggest turn-off with his stuff, because its so blatant and unchallenged, its not even an intriguing flaw.

stevie (stevie), Thursday, 7 October 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I see the notes Bush could be seen taking during his debate with Kerry have appeared in the public domain. They provide an interesting insight into the mind of a President. Perhaps Cheney's will also appear on this valuable website.

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 7 October 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Biography on the CBC's Fifth Estate says: Cheney is fucking evol!
This aired last night and was beyond enraging.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 7 October 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)


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