Are you not hating it when this happens?

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― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

All I have to say is that if you do not see a man sleeping in the booth, how can you expect to clean up all the semen?!

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

and what kind of 'proof' did he offer the police that he wasn't burgling the place?

'Here's my floppy dick, officer. You can clearly tell by the crusted semen that I rubbed one out during normal business hours.'

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw that on CSI.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

What? People rubbing one out during normal business hours?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Like we've all never rubbed one out during CSI.

― briania (briania), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Not me. Just during CSI: Miami. "Ooh, that creepy red-headed guy from NYPD Blue."

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

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