JEWISH NINJA

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Besides a Star of David Ninja Shuriken, what does a Jewish Ninja pack?

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 8 October 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

anything he bought wholesale!

nyuk nyuk.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 October 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

a little sweater

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

A little matzo and some corned beef, maybe?

― Zoidberg (trayce), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Ohhh, a pogo stick!

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Yarmulke.

― Helios Creed (orion), Friday, 8 October 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.shalomnewyork.com/gallery/data/media/22/lulav.jpg

instead of

http://www.knifesite.com/fullsize/UC1283.jpg

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 8 October 2004 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

that picture belongs in the "where the titties at?" thread.

― AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 8 October 2004 11:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that should be, "WHERE THE TZITZIS AT?"

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

BWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
Too good for the excelsior thread. Too Jewish, as well. :)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 8 October 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Hava nunchaku
Hava nunchaku

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 October 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Throwing Stars of David

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 8 October 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Nunchuks are two stone tablets joined by a chain.

― Huk-L, Friday, 8 October 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thehebrewhammer.com/

Although the movie wasn't nearly as funny as the concept.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 8 October 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - "kosher assassin" - did not match any documents.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 8 October 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

The kosher assassin
Stays up all night stalking
The kosher assassin
Picks off pishers like flies

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 October 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha. I'm glad someone got my tzitzis joke. It's not often you can make one.

― Nemo (JND), Friday, 8 October 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

they appear and disappear to the accompaniment of a fluttering bamboo clarinet

― alfalfa romeo (natepatrin), Friday, 8 October 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

maternal guilt

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 8 October 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

...MOSSAD's Martial Arts program takes a turn for the strange...

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 10 October 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Nunchanukahkus

― joseph pot (STINKOR™), Sunday, 10 October 2004 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

two sets of chopsticks

― antexit (antexit), Monday, 11 October 2004 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

call to attack:

Torah! Torah! Torah!

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Monday, 11 October 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

...

― Jordan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

Nunchanukahkus

-- joseph pot (STINKOR™), Sunday, October 10, 2004 5:12 AM

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

Ninjewtsu

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

http://jewishfaces.com/
^the "THEY LIVE" decals throughout sort of signal the tongue is not so much in cheek as tickling the reptile brain

― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 September 2010 06:20 (fifteen years ago)

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