― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)
On September 11, we published a story suggesting that Indian scientists had invented a robot with the ability to improve couple's sex lives.
This was based on a report in an Indian newspaper. However, we have since learnt that the story was not true and it has been removed from our site.
We would like to apologise to Honda, the company responsible for the ASIMO robot.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 8 October 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 8 October 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)
We've been asked to point out that Commander Bill Shepherd apparently made the remark regarding only one particular procedure aboard the space station.
The particular procedure not having been named, the mind boggles.
― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 8 October 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 8 October 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)
Not Ananova but in the same spirit
Correction appended (2:37 P.M. PST/9/17): A previous version of this story incorrectly quoted Dropbox cofounder Drew Houston saying “anybody with nipples” instead of “anybody with a pulse.”
― Marvel's Agents of S.O.U.T.H.S.H.I.E.L.D.S (sktsh), Sunday, 22 September 2013 22:35 (twelve years ago)