pirates = cuddly??

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Dubplatestyle: i dunno where our pirate love came from.

stinkerrrbean: it's because pirates are so snuggly. ;)

― jess, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

is this the secret link that animates anthony's pirates and sodomy book?

― jess, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pirates are (arrrrgh) cuddly and they wear fantastic dramatic clothing. and they have the best catch phrases in town after scarlett o hara's fiddle dee dee

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pirates suck

― , Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

don't makwe me break my foot off in yo' arse Doorag

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pirates suck

― , Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mmmmm swarthy.

― Kim, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ARR!

― turner, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

not bad for a buck an ear

― duane, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

fuck pirates tho

― , Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

FUCK EM

― , Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pierce your ears and start wearing bandanas duane, I know you want to me hearty

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

vikings area far more snuggly

― Ed, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I really woundn't have wanted to meet a pirate or a viking. jel=early morning sensible answer.

― james, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

AAAAARRRRRRR!1 stupid hookians... swab await yez!

― ARRRRR!!, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

fact: pirates always wear shants.

― chaki, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pirates can't be that cuddly with all the stubble. There's a question -- do pirates wax?

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Stubble = cuddly, when it's just when you're too lazy to shave and not because you want to cop some Don Johnson smug gigolo persona. So stubbly pirates are indeed cuddly.

Bearded pirates, on the other hand...need I say more?

― Nicole, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Aaar indeed.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought Viking raiders counted as pirates. So we've got both in one. Beautiful. (Vikings may be cuddly but regular pirates shouldn't be. They should be lanky and have knobby bones and muscles.)

― Maria, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

NiCoLe SeZ:

Bearded pirates, on the other hand...need I say more?

Ah, but what if they had LIGHTED CANDLES in their beard, like Blackbeard, eh? Given that 2 of the most famous pirates were called "Blackbeard" and "Redbeard" (NB info from the Ladybird book of Pirates, which I have just got down from the bookshelf. A slim but informative tome) The likelyhood is that they would mostly have had beards. Apart from Mary Read & Ann Bonny of course.

Blackbeard aka Capt. Teach was a bad-ass motherfux0r. When they caught him, they shot him 25 times before he fell. (turns page) Furthermore, Captain Bonnet actually made people walk the plank. Looking at the frightening illustration, captioned "A prisoner walking the plank blindfold, with a jeering crowd of ruffianly pirates watching him" I conclude that pirates != cuddly. "Pirates" is also the name of a truly bloody awful Emerson Lake & Palmer track, featuring the GX-1 synthesiser also used on "Fanfare for the Common Man". So you see, it doesn't look good for pirates, does it?

xoxo

― Norman Phay, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My favourite wannabe pirate is closer to Peter Pan than Hook;).

― suzy, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Its the beards and the love of Tim Curry and Kermit the Frog.

― Mr Noodles, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pirates fuck you with cutlasses up the jacksie.

― Ally C, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

i was wondering where i could some sites about red beard the pirate? could some one let me know.

― kelly sherman, Monday, 10 November 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i was wondering where i could find some sites about red beard the pirate? could some one let me know.

― kelly sherman, Monday, 10 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cjtr.ca

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

haha

― penelope (penelope), Monday, 10 November 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

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