Fat people on trains. Something must be done.

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I don't like fat people wheezing next to me on a train. Recently on a long train trip I had a fat person sit next to me. She immediately opened a bumper bag of crisps that smelt like shit and scoffed them down. I asked politely if she may let me out of my seat to get a can of Pepsi from my bag. She did. A few minutes later the ticket inspector came and I realised that my ticket was still in my bag. I asked to be let up again and the fat cow started complaining and moaning to me and then moved seats when I told her: "HEY - I could be a fucking mother sitting her with a kid. You gonna whine if you get a mother and a kid sitting next to you? Huh? You don't like sitting here you don't have to".

I should have said: "Listen porky, maybe getting out yer seat once in a while will give you some much needed excercise and how about I complain about you? Number one - you take up too much room. Number two - you're ugly. Number three - your crisps smell like shit".

Fucking fat people eh?

― Controverisal .Colin., Saturday, 9 October 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck em. thats why i like to fly. airlines make the fat fuckers buy two tickets. i suppose the downside to that is the chubby gits get two meals.

maybe thats why i don't like pandas? cos they are all fat fucks. http://www.letpandasdie.com for info on panda exercise programs.

― L.P.D! Webmaster (letpandasdie.com), Saturday, 9 October 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread has already been done ten million times.
can't you come up with something ORIGINAL and offensive?

I throw down the guantlet. you gizzards.
Can you come up with something that is not completely predictable, trite, overdone and still offensive? Remember, tubgirl has been done, so you've going to have to get very creative here. If you can.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 9 October 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 9 October 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone on here has too much time on their hands worrying about other people and badly needs a life... I'm speaking to you Sean.

― Controversial .Colin., Saturday, 9 October 2004 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever you say, Calum.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 9 October 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

But what about the fat trains on people eh? EH?

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 9 October 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

We need to make our trains fat! Expand the structure gauge! George Stephenson was a body-image fascist!

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 10 October 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Sunday, 10 October 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Sunday, 10 October 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Sunday, 10 October 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Sunday, 10 October 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Smokin' funk by the boxes is fat, I betcha.

― -, Sunday, 10 October 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

T/S: skinny vs fat people

― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Sunday, 10 October 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 October 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 October 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

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