Take the 'Y' off Wifey and whaddya get? : The Roger Adultery Is Getting Married thread

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Wifey said yes. The fool!

So we're planning a wedding for late summer. Looking for suggestions, advice until then.

Hooray!

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 11 October 2004 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Congratulations to you and wife(y)!

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 11 October 2004 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Right on! I know nothing of weddings, so all I can say is congrats etc.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 11 October 2004 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

congrats! my advice would be to think carefully about inviting anyone you think might be likely to, in the event of a torrential downpour, dive over the table and demolish your wedding cake in the process. like in that Guns n' Roses video (but you won't be getting married in November so it's ok right?)

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 11 October 2004 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh congrats dude, what great news!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Monday, 11 October 2004 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)

congratulations!

― lukey (Lukey G), Monday, 11 October 2004 08:26 (twenty-one years ago)

congrats & luck t'ya!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 11 October 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Am I invited?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 11 October 2004 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Send Telegrams/Telemessages!

Best Man: "Ah, umm here's a message from roxymusak, not the famous group but ermm... "Hey Roger Adultery.....""

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 11 October 2004 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

nice work roger a,
true test of manhood will be
build-up to wedding!

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 11 October 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The only advice I'd offer is get a master of ceremonies or a toast master for the reception - the wedding I was best man at this summer had one and he was a god send, making sure everyone knew what order speeches were in and making sure everyone followed ettiquette etcetera - he was invaluable.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 11 October 2004 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you were married already? I'm confused!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 October 2004 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

haha.

well done.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 11 October 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I thought they were married already, too.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 11 October 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

congrats and good luck! Glad to hear it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 11 October 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Will there be hats?

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 11 October 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Congratulations, Roger!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 11 October 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe this is his 2nd wife

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 11 October 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Good luck to the future Mr and Mrs Adultery.

(Hmm, when you put it like that...)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 11 October 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ROG GET MARRIED IN OVERALLS IN YOUR BACK YARD PLZ/

― brock (brock), Monday, 11 October 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Some real advice? i was called Thurs. morning to be the wedding coordinator for my friends Fri. wedding. Ask a friend to do all the stuff like: make sure candles are placed, musicians are cued, groom knows when bride is about to appear, all the ceremony details that have to be worked out...(and ask this friend before the day before the wedding). It should not be someone in the wedding party. Then watch said friend drink alarming amounts of gin and tonic and lose their shoes at the reception.

― aimurchie, Monday, 11 October 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and - CONGRATULATIONS!

― aimurchie, Monday, 11 October 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

some real advice? get tan as fuck to belt out sparks covers at the reception.

― brock (brock), Monday, 11 October 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Great news! Congrats!
(and I also thought you were already married)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 11 October 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

tan as fuck is playing with pengo in the roch'!

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 11 October 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

congratulations!

have you decided to have a traditional wedding? If you want any advice on getting away (central park sound good?) and inviting only close relatives you want there and your friends, then just ask!

― Vicky (Vicky), Monday, 11 October 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Congratulations, Roger.

Let us hope your happy day is not like this one:

http://www.rowanatkinson.org/wedding.htm

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 11 October 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Congratulations

― beanz (beanz), Monday, 11 October 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Congratulations, Roger and the future Mrs. Adultery!

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 11 October 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Congratulations!

― Borats of Kazakhstan (Andy K), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

congratulations! are you going to change your name to roger fidelity now?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Based on the photo at your friend's wedding, do it like what they did, you looked like you were having fun. Congratulations!

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Keith Moonogamy

(that was bad/blame lack of sleep)

― Borats of Kazakhstan (Andy K), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

congrats.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

You know, until I read Andy's post, I hadn't made the Who pun connection with Roger's name. I am a fucking idiot. Oh, and congrats!

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Rock, Rog!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

As my friend Joe told me when I got married, "Congratulations, you have just added seven years to your life expectancy." (Apparently married men live longer, though not as long as their wives, generally.)

― Formerly Lee G (Formerly Lee G), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I have to admit that stat bugs me, in that I wish to live longer but am not yet married. (Was the research done by the If You Get Married You Live Longer Foundation?)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Dunno, but it's been floating around for years. I'm still alive after seven years of marriage, so I guess it's all gravy from here on.

― Formerly Lee G (Formerly Lee G), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Kick back, m'friend.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

BTW, didn't the future Mr. and Mrs. Adultery move to Knoxville? If so, you gotta look up my old amigo Peg Hambright--she makes the most amazing wedding cakes right there in town. The name of her company is Mag Pies. You won't be sorry.

― Formerly Lee G (Formerly Lee G), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I am useless at HTML. Try www.magpiesweddingcakes.com.

― Formerly Lee G (Formerly Lee G), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I assumed since you called her Wifey, she was your wife. Oh how wrong. Congrats, dude. Marriage is fun.

― mcd (mcd), Monday, 11 October 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

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