People Who Claim to be Vampires

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Aaargh! Get me a wooden stake NOW. I read an interview with one of these freaks in The Metro, he came away with guff such as

"Drinking the blood of others really energies me"

Bullshit I say. He claims he and other 'vampires' get together to perform ritualistic drinking of the blood after having been tested for HIV and other blood carried diseases. This tosspot even has a silk-lined coffin which he and his equally fucked up girlfriend sleep in.

Fucking behave yourself - you are not a bat, you do not need to drink blood and your poor ma is probably despairing.

What makes one think they are a vampire? Do you know anybody with this deranged conviction? Have they yet discovered that garlic will give you at worst bad breath?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 09:23 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: drinking each other's blood, expressed with the 'victim's consent vs. eating meat

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 09:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Generally, though, I think they're people who never got over The Lost Boys.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I saw this once on CSI.

― sgs (sgs), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 09:25 (twenty-one years ago)

This chick I went to college with claimed to be a vampire. She had my dumb friend totally convinced. He claims he saw her fangs retract. Even asking him to consider what animals in the natural world have retractable teeth didn't convince him.
There was a nasty commercial jet crash near the campus around this time and she demanded he take her down there to watch. He did not appreciate it when I asked, "Oh, did she want a snack?"

― Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, this guy had his canines lengthened as well. Eh, why?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

becaasue rather than becoming ineteresting through working hard on something he was passionate about, he chose to be interesting through breaking boring taboos, and trying to gross people out. Vampires are intersting/attractive because they hang out all night and sleep all day. He was trying to convince himself/you that he had a life.

― lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Drinking others blood is stupid, hello potential incurable diseases.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I have The Lost Boys soundtrack in my head now....

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

People are strange tarum te ta dum dum

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I have quote in my head too like "It's only noodles Michael" and "What did you do to my dog you asshole!" I need help....

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I find this phenomenon absolutely fascinating. And it's not just because goth girls are kinky. Why isn't the idea of psychic vampirism addressed in modern film? I think we all know people we could describe as psychic vampires, feeding off the attention of others. Anyway, here's the classic modern text, 'The Vampire Codex' by Michelle Belanger:

http://www.sacred-texts.com/goth/vc/

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

'They're worms Michael'

I used to pretend to be some kind of wild cat when I was a kid, my lair was under the dining table. I had special powers. My name was Purrs the Power Cat.

Pure childish fantasy. If I regressed into Purrs the Power Cat right now and persuaded my friends to do the same, we would be reviled. And quite rightly so. It's not normal to sit under a dining table licking oneself, just as it's not normal to lie in a coffin thinking you're Count Dracula.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Let me get this straight, Rumpy. You once thought you were a cat?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Erm, yes? Don't we all?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Purrs the Power Cat, oh man am I gonna get some mileage with that one...

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

death by stereo!

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Never invite a vampire into your home you silly boy, it renders you powerless

Or words to that effect....

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you have a problem with that Smee? Mmm? I was a lithe and graceful cat, and got all the milk I wanted. I can feel myself starting to morph back into her....

Miaow!

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

A ha ha ha! Will you arrive at my b'day do as her? Please?! I need not pay for entertainment then....

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, only if you drop me scraps. And I like my chin scratched.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

smee's Lost Boys line OTM, yo

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanx,yo ;0)

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

You two ladeez are nutters!!! Although, I am pretty partial to the Lost Boys myself. 'My own brother, a godamn shit sucking vampire!'

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the attack of Eddie Munster!

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:16 (twenty-one years ago)

If you're looking for the diet frozen yogurt bar, it went out of business last summer.

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you freebasing? Enquiring minds need to know....

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

no two bloodsuckers go out the same way

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I was attempting to get the soundtrack out of my head, but now it's stuck for the duration!

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

don't let the suuuuun go doooooown on me-eh-eh-eeeh

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm a lonely grille, I aint got a home....oo oo oo oo oo etc....

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, I love that!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

you'd better get yourself a garlic t-shirt, buddy, or it's your funeral

ok i'm getting a bit overwhelmed by my own encyclopaedic knowledge of lost boys dialogue now

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, me too - it's quite scary...

Rumpy will be in a huff, I've totlaly hijacked her thread with Lost Boys stuff!

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, i am completely the same, could probably recite the whole film!
x-post

'if all the corpes around here stood up, there's be one hell of a population problem'

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, I'm cool. As long as everybodies enjoying themselves yeah?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/PEPH/KS1B2.jpg

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i hadn't thought about lost boys for years. i loved that movie!

ummmm also with respect to the actual thread i think 'real' people who claim to be vampires are pretty sad and usually trying hard for shock value.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

damnit!!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:32 (twenty-one years ago)

great, the blood-sucking brady bunch

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Burn rubber does not mean warp speed!

Damnit whit PinkP?I can see the pic....

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

smee my fellow library users aren't really thanking you for planting the "i'm a lonely boy.... ain't got a home" song in my head. i can't help but hum out loud.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Have they yet discovered that garlic will give you at worst bad breath?

they sound like morons.. but vampires don't EAT garlic do they? aren't they repelled by it?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh it shows as a link to me?!! Go figure!

I bet you hate garlic don'tcha?

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

garlic was the only thing that wasn't in full abundance in my curry last night that would have made it perfect (i ran out of them :((((()

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

them?

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

you got a big date tonight, grandpa?
i'm going to drop my handiwork by the widow johnson.
what'd you stuff for her? mr johnson?

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Exactly Ken, silly buggers are ignorant of garlics only downside.

I love garlic me.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You guys been sniffin old newsprint or somethin?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

How can you love garlic but hate mushrooms? This proves you are mental, non?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Ehhh?

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah garlic and mushrooms go together. much like flies and the undead

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Garlic & mushrooms go together innit?

See! xpost.

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Geez, I'm not sure what's worst, ~~vampires~~blood fetishists, darling, or FURRIES ie what Rumpy is describing as Purrs the Power Cat. Yes. They exist too. I am serious. I can give good url of a specific "feline spirit"'s journal if you all want to go and throw interwebtacular rocks...

― Starry (hello chickens), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Rumpy is a furry! Haha, what is Kev, is he Kev the Koala?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Furries by a mile.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I was four ferfucksake!

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

That's no excuse.

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://thighswideshut.org/videos/sax.gif

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

D'oh!
http://thighswideshut.org/videos/sax.gif

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the best sitename ever.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

This is on behalf of Kate, who is not here to do it herself:

MAGGOTS, MICHAEL! YOU'RE EATING MAGGOTS! HOW DO THEY TASTE?!?!?!

thank you and good night!

― Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

my maggot has no tongue

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

No offence, Rumpy, it just seems hypocritical for a former furry to have a problem with vampires. You have the anti-vampire zeal of an ex-smoker.

The first girl I kissed was called Kat Black. I wonder if she was a furry too? I can't remember whether her tongue was rough.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

We blew it, man, we lost it!
Shut up!
We unraveled in the face of the enemy!
It's not our fault, they pulled a mindtrap on us, they opened their eyes and talked!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasn't a furry! I didn't have fur!

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

My name was Purrs the Power Cat.

I mean, not only were you a furry, you were a superfurry! You had powers!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

They were pretty limited though...

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

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