Do you think Tony Blair watches porn and/ or has pornographic magazines stashed under his bed? If not, then does Michael Portillo?

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If so can somebody try and get them and bring to the attention of the press, as I do not think the PM should be engaging in this sort of behaviour.

I bet Portillo does though.

― Controverisal Colin.., Tuesday, 12 October 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

This is just wearying.

― Wooden (Wooden), Tuesday, 12 October 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is a Bad Thing, as it has reminded me of the Portillo/Paxman slashfic story which I was hoping I had blocked out of my mind forever.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Colin i think you missheard. Blair is a HUSTLER, which is why he is no longer welcome in HIGH SOCIETY's MAYFAIR adresses. Because he is so hated he requires a constant ESCORT, and when he dies we will all have a FIESTA.

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, i couldn't work out why you had started mentioning Ford cars for a minute there

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 08:27 (twenty-one years ago)

there SHOULD be a Ford Hustler...

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

That would be awesome.

― Catford Hustler (Matt DC), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

defo and a Toyota Swank and a Volvo Color Climax

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I was going to contribute AN ACTUAL TRUE STORY to this thread.

Then I realised who had started it.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

also Vauxhall Barely Legal

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 09:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to hear the actual true story. Come on, redeem this thread.

There was a great interview between Paxman and Blair a couple of years ago when Richard Desmond donated a load of money to the Labour Party. Paxman arched an eyebrow and asked "As well as the Daily Express and OK!, Mr Desmond is also the publisher of Asian Babes, Horny Housewives and 40 And Over. Mr Blair, do you know what these magazines are like?"

Such a perfectly constructed question I never did hear.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

OK.

Trying hard not to completely out myself, a current member of the cabinet always has 'extra television' (nudge, nudge, etc) to pay for on his hotel bill. If he's there for multiple nights, it appears for every night.

I can't believe we're taking a C*l*m thread seriously though.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

he is banking on the tried and trusted 'aren't teh gays deviant and isn't it hilarious?' meme

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

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