Seth Putnam In Coma (Blabbermouth.net)

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Share your thoughts on the likely and impending death of the man who just plain hated everything and everyone (that didn't immediately bring him drugs).

― Alan Conceicao, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Weird. No further rumors than that?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Hospitalization Is Gay

― dave q, Wednesday, 13 October 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

You're in a coma, a useless vegetable
The nurses use your catheter in target practice
Someone shaved your eyebrows - you couldn't do a thing about it
Every day at the hospital is like "Weekend at Bernie's"

You're in a coma - you're fucking gay

The AIDS patients sneak into your ward nightly
The hospital hires gay immigrants for orderlies
One of them tried to fuck you in the ass
But when he saw your bedsores he fucked those instead

You're in a coma - you're fucking gay

You ran out of insurance, so the hospital threw you out
The orderlies dragged you to a gay bar
Then you woke up - being gangraped on camera
It was for a Converge video

(apologies to the greatest lyricist of all time)

― dave q, Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

What a way to go.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

update:
"for anyone who hasn’t heard, i had a seizure, which caused me to go into a coma for like two months. i am currently at a rehabilitation hospital trying to get better. i guess my coma was really bad – i almost died, and when i survived the doctors wanted to pull the plug on me because they thought i was going to be a vegetable for the rest of my life. i also had really bad pneumonia and i had to be put on dialysis for kidney failure. i overcame all that shit, though, and i am totally fine again mentally. the only problem is i can’t walk or use my hands properly, but i am working on all that and coming along well. so, i am here at the hospital watching gay t.v. shows all day, eating horrible hospital food, trying to scratch myself in places I can’t reach, and taking as many pain killers as possible. hopefully i will be out of here in a couple of months."

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

oh good, he used the word "gay". phew.

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 07:34 (twenty years ago)

are you going to post penguin gifs here too?

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 07:38 (twenty years ago)

that would be gay.

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 07:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sethputnam.com/index-filer/seth&michael.jpg

― eman (eman), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

Bumped, as he's updated his site again. He played a show with Eyehategod on the 1st of this month, and had to use a walker to get around (he sat down for the entire performance). He's currently in a state run hospice, but wants to get AC back together as soon as possible. That's a man with vision.

― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Monday, 27 June 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug
but you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag

[pre chorus:]
you shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't move

[chorus:]
you're in a coma [x4]

i tried to give you a hotfoot,but you didn't notice
you're gay and you're in a coma,you're a fruit and a vegetable

...

[repeat pre chorus and chorus]

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Monday, 27 June 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

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