If you were to publish a new men's magazine what would it have in it?

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Tits? Check.

But what else? Bum maybe?

― Enterprising Eddie, Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

cake recipe

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

comparison of prices of a pack of 8 chicken thigh from various supermarkets

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

stress test on durability of various brands of garlic presses

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

tube station pronunciation guide

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

cool car number plates

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Four fried chickens and a coke.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

knitting patterns
robots
misprints

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

comparison of goodies given away from canned drinks

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

condom recipes

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

beer alcoholic content charts

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah come on. You always moaning about men's mags so what would YOU like to see? A cross between Men's World, Playboy, Loaded and Maxim perhaps?

― Enterprising Eddie, Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

staples

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Magic Eye designs. Though I know they will just be pictures of breasts.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

acrostics
"apartment 3G"

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

How about a comparative guide to mammalian breasts?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

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― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

erma bombeck

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

KFC meal combination and price charts

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

death notices

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

pictures of cute animals

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

advertorials about local restaurants that are "fun for the whole family!"

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

guide to the constellations

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

london bus time tables

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

pictures of lifesize models of the london underground in clay

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

sidney omarr

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

The periodic table.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Quantum Physics Bedtime Stories.

― Danger Whore (kate), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

a couple of tear-out paper towels in the back

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

calculus tutorial

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

pants guide

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

auction listings for seized property

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been collecting a number of older men's mags for awhile now, namely True, Saga, Cavalier, and Argosy, dating from about '58-'75. It's fascinating to see the differences. They do show the occasional screen starlet, but are much more focused on Bigfoot and UFO's, hunting & fishing, lost Mussolini gold, Steve McQueens weekend getaway, cabins you can build in a weekend... you know, manly stuff.

Maxim et al have become really girly... men shouldn't be concerned about carbs and abs or pleasing their women, they should be worried about Northern Pike, gyrocopters and raising chinchillas for fun & profit.

― andy, Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

guide to tennis technique

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

snooker tactics for beginners

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

pinball machine tour

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

A "Dear Calum" column.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Northern Pike, gyrocopters and raising chinchillas for fun & profit.

fuck, why don't WOMEN'S magazines have this stuff??

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

conning techniques

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

bukakke for dummies

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i wanna raise chinchillas for fun and profit!

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

discussions
mediations
demonstrations

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.n2.net/prey/bigfoot/images/0_sagaDec73.jpg

― andy, Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

london best kebab guide

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

pyrotechnics workshop

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

pyromaniacs workshop

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

pyromaniacs anonymous

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

limb exchange

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

obituaries

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

reincarnation discussion forum

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

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Poison ratings.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Nothing. There are too many "men's magazines" in particular, and too many magazines in general.

ken c's calum stick man = funny of the day.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

identification guide to regional barbed wire variations

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Seasonal fashions for Japanese rent-boys.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

six ways to recycle better

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Regional guide to lace doilies.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 14 October 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Goofus and Gallant.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Free cd of Billy Jean King interpreting the songs of Lawrence Welk.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Some toenail clippings I found behind the couch.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Sewing diagram for a sock monkey.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Webster's Dictionary Word of the Day

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Recipes for foods to make using won-ton wrappers.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

The complete lyrics to "HELLO DAD? I'M IN JAIL" by Was (Not Was).

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Interview with Was (Not Was).

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Watercolor paintings of a scantily-clad Was (Not Was).

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The "HOW MANY BRAS DO YOU OWN?" thread reprinted in full, but in a small enough font for it to fit on one page.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

One of those fold-in things they have on the back of MAD Magazine.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Make your own cock ring.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

EXCLAMATION POINTS AT THE END OF EVERY SENTANCE!!!!!!

― still bevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"how one guide dog helped his blind owner learn to SHOOT SKEET"

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Reminds me of that David Sedaris story.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

101 Ways To Toss A Salad

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Was (Not Was) annotates the "HOW MANY BRAS DO YOU OWN?" thread.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 14 October 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Jack-O-Lantern ideas

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Improving articles on religion.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Ask Sir Patrick Moore

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

It'd just be naked ladies and retrospective on Milovan Djilas, but in fairness that'd also be my women's magazine.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

a paper doll of classic square-jawed hunk, with twenty different styles of facial hair to try on

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Or one of those magnetic facial-hair-arranging toys, in tiny size.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

YES!! that would so do it. then of course you have to have the same thing, except with a naked lady. and maybe not quite so many iron filings.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I loved those things when I was a kid, I kept trying to pry them open though to get out the "hair".

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

the thing is these are all actually excellent ideas (well ALMOST all - not sure on the details of the limb exchange)

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

No more jokes. No more airbrushing. No more drink receipes.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I did the same thing. Sometimes I just tried to violently spear the plastic with the dumb little blunt object they give you to arrange the hair, out of frustration. xpost to ally.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

ally and roxy what would you have done once you had prised it open??

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

A dissertation on religious iconography in the paintings of the Renaissance.
And excerpts from the book that Nabokov planned to write about butterflies in art.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I would hire Gideon Yago to do an investigative report which involves him taking all models of Real Doll and making teh sex with it to tell the readers which one is bestest.

xpost um I would've probably eaten the metal shavings to be honest.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

because it would've made me become a robot.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I would commission Kurt Loder to write a 10-page investigative report on which tastes better: breast milk or formula.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

SHIT THAT WAS GONNA BE IN MY 10TH ANNIVERSARY ISSUE :(

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know, when you're a kid and something is inside another thing, you want it out. Is that not universal?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, pretty much, except for that time I put my sister in a dog cage. I didn't want her out then.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I just heard that Britney Spears is having a kid. God, if you're there: Can you please kill me off humanely and reincartnate me as her unborn so I can then breast feed until I'm 45?

Thanks man.

― Enterprising Eddie, Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

She's not all that, Calum.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

You can buy milk at the grocery store. It's cheap!

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 October 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

drug reviews obv
a decent well informed car review each month
the only girly spreads would be of girls who you have noticed are really hot but that your friends dont find as attractive as you do.
London pub of the month
weapon of the month
battle of the month
true story of cowerdice and shame of the month
thing discovered in colon+flimsy explanation of the month

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 15 October 2004 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

and then when you grow up you see empty spaces and you want to fill it with things. life is weird

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Ray Mears mocking your feeble human concepts of 'truth' and 'love'.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 15 October 2004 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"I would hire Gideon Yago to do an investigative report which involves him taking all models of Real Doll and making teh sex with it to tell the readers which one is bestest."

OTM! OTM!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 15 October 2004 08:21 (twenty-one years ago)

haha. I like all of Ally's answers.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 15 October 2004 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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