We should encourage lapdancing bars to open in universities, thus giving female students a way to pay their way through their studies.

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Come on ladies. With your six months off to drop out a sprog (that's a child to you non-Geordies) and your mood swings you've got two choices:

*Marry a rich fella
*Go into the media industry (you're in competition with other young honies mind, and a uni education counts for squat).

So why not lapdance?

Answers to Controversial Colin here. Not really controversial. Thinking of changing name to "Concerned Colin" or "Nice Guy Colin".

― Controversial.. Colin, Thursday, 14 October 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

DAER CONCRENED COLON WHY YUO BRAEK BALLS?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 14 October 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Oct/200410143990756954111509.jpg

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 14 October 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Desperately Lonely But Not Especially Bright Colin might work well.

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Thursday, 14 October 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Colins everywhere are dismayed by this man. True Colins are nice.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 15 October 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

but isn't it a valid career path?

isn't true female empowerment about allowing them the choice to make money from their bodies or otherwise?

now male students that are forced to work in call centres, that's real slavery right there, and no fucker ever asked me to dance for money.

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Friday, 15 October 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf is a honie?

― gem (trisk), Friday, 15 October 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.t-shirtcountdown.com/ratemytee/tees/img3f5cb877ec9dc.jpg

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://kriss.org/joe/images/art%20collection/kachina_stripedface.jpg

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

here she comes now singing honie honie

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 15 October 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rimpparemmi.com/kuvat/mainpic.jpg

― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Friday, 15 October 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

c man, if only your grades had reflected your name, unfortunately F man seems more appropriate.

― lukey (Lukey G), Friday, 15 October 2004 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Y'know damn straight. Show me the opportunites for men to make hundreds of pounds/ dollars per week??!! Yeah, but if you're female go and show your putang and you're loaded through university. Deeply sexist and unfair. Women have it easy.

― Controversial Colin.., Friday, 15 October 2004 10:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I fucked yr sister in the ass

― Haha (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 October 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot exactly which C*l*m identity started this thread and thought for a minute he was responding to his own thread as a different C*l*m pseudonym.

Which would very nearly have made him even sadder than he actually is.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 15 October 2004 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

calum you are such a fucking loser!

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 15 October 2004 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I make hundreds of pounds a week. It's nice.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 15 October 2004 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

There are male strippers too you know Calum, they make lots of money. Maybe you should give it ago.

xpost

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 15 October 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

He's kept this bitter-at-not-getting-a-TV-job schtick going for a long time. It must have really hurt.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 15 October 2004 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

... we live in hope!

― Daddyismus (Dada), Friday, 15 October 2004 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

what about that fiver i gave you last month for bukakke?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

That went on dry cleaning bills

― Daddyismus (Dada), Friday, 15 October 2004 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/seem.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Is his point still "ILX is real sexist so I'll be MORE sexist and then" actually I can't finish that, cos it doesn't make sense. Calum WHAT IS YR POINT AGAIN?

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 October 2004 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

he was telling me how great it was to finally have a career in which he earns money and enjoys, rather than in media failing to compete even with the girls.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 15 October 2004 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't true female empowerment about allowing them the choice to make money from their bodies or otherwise?

NO.

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 15 October 2004 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Cos like it was sad enough his making out that ILX was a big hive of SEXIST BULLSHIT but his response is enough to have him made a ward of the state

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 15 October 2004 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Good thread.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 26 March 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

did ken c ever receive that bukkake he paid for?

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 26 March 2006 08:25 (nineteen years ago)

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