ILX TRUTH OR DARE?

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Well...truth or dare?

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

dare, obviously. You're not to fucking know whether I'm doing what I say I am.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Moderators, delete thread please.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

(PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD NOW)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Truth: my penis is so large that most women won't have sex with me. It's a terrible cross to bear.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

*has nevah heard of a cross-shaped penis b4*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i remember doing this on an aim chat a long time ago, and then we all had a good laugh when we discovered someone was fucking someone else, but now i can't remember who they were!

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Dare: I'll have a woman hack that penis until it's just about right for womankind.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

No NO WAIT...

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.nabou.com/celebrities/angelina_jolie/photo_galleries/hackers/hackers_4.jpg

http://mitsuhirato.free.fr/images/fels%20hatchet%20girl.gif

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like a gigantic buffet of easy jokes.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Teh second one has clearly defined boobs, so I'll go with that one.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

That was my line of thought back in the voting booth on 2000! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT US.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

IN 2000!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Truth: 'twas Smokin's monstruan penistrum that Prince wrote his "Cross" about.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

This isn't how you play truth or dare you dickshits!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

dick i may be, and indeed do haveth, yet shit i amn't, yo!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

You could dare people to post 'funny' things on other boardw I suppose, that way you could check if they did them. Wouldn't be very good though.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

(since he started the thread, I call him out)

N/A - TRUTH or DARE!?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"dickshits" = very colorful.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh...trare?
Honestly, I always hated truth or dare because I am a big wuss and am easily embarassed.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha just like every other person who suggests a game of Truth Or Dare who isn't using it as an excuse to try to see someone naked!

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought you would just go naked at the drop of a hat.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

(I'm sorry, that was mean and I didn't intend for it to be.)

(xpost Alas those days are gone, esp. when I'm at work.)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

hehe i've always sucked at it, too.

i'll never forget the time me and my friends played T/D with my 9 year old sister. on truth, she was asked, "what's the worst thing you've ever done?" and she said, "uhhh when i was little i pooped in the bathtub!"

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG ENDLESS BLACKMAIL FODDER

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

We've all done THAT.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Baby adam. had a little inflatable boat that his parents would sit him in on vacation. Once he pooped in it and nobody noticed and he sailed around all day in the ocean like that.

I miss childhood.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://download.wbr.com/tsn/triumph/triumph_tn.gif

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

vs.
http://c.myspace.com/00025/65/16/25406156_l.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd offer to play, but what with having been completely open about loads of personal/intimate stuff, and offered a nude photo of me to anyone who wanted it (very few takers!), I don't think I'm right for the game.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I was just thinking that this game is no fun with ultra uninhibited people. It just makes you feel like a wuss for not being able to match them.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Not nude, but this is my October afternoon wear:

http://giganticmag.com/images/underwear.jpg

If I win Truth or Dare, what exactly do I win?

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Are those...part of a superhero costume?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. Duh.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I have killed this thread like no other thread has ever been killed.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha only Martin can beat you!

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not cruel enough to post a naked picture of myself where people might accidentally see it!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Truth: I miss not having a big disgusting beergut.
Dare: I will now slap out some big beat drum breaks on my beergut.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Kenan DUDE you took a picture of yourself in your underwear in front of a mirror! It was for craigslist, wasn't it?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude: you have a camel toe!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost) But I still have it and am happy to send it to anyone who wants to see it, and as before I promise not to tell on anyone who does. (It's not terribly interesting, or a great picture.)(Not just because it has me naked in it, even by those low standards it's not great.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

It was spontaneous.

That's not a naked photo, notice. Not that I have shame, just that I fear comparison.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, he totally does.

XPOST

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

It's shadows! All shadows! I do have a penis! Really!

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

IT'S JUST LIKE THE CRYING GAME

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Dare: proove it! (xpost)

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

We will not be looking at my penis today. Sorry.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"We".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The royal "we."

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Infundibula (Wooden), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone still up for a round?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Sure.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Truth or dare?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Truth

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(luna, I DARE you to come out with us on Tuesday!)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

What are the things you'd die for, if any?

(Im not sure whether this is for Remy or Luna, but you can both answer.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

And by "die for" I mean "sacrifice your own life for".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

(I plan to, so there)

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

(And I'll let J. take that one - my answer is my son, so too easy)

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm, I kinda guessed that... Anything else?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Ummm...

My family. Otherwise -- I'd like to say I'd die for the salvation of mankind, but I think if push came to shove I'd probably wimp out. I'd also kinda look forward to the endtimes, fireworks and dragons and all.

That sounds terribly selfish, dunnit?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno, the reason I asked this is because I don't consider myself to be selfish, and yet I'm not sure whether I'd die for anything, not even for my children. Although that's probably going to change once/if I really have them, right Luna?

Also, I'm an atheist, and I don't believe in any sort of afterlife, a fact which has significantly diminished my willingness to die for any cause. No seven virgins waiting for this dude!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i dare you to ask that girl out Tuomas

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, if only the magical power of Truth or Dare would actually force me to do it...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

That pic upthread doesn't really look like Kenan, but the camera's in the way, so I guess it could be.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

What, you don't recognize his crotch?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Or his sexy ribs and his hot.. flat... stomach... Mmm....

Sorry, got carried away!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Although that's probably going to change once/if I really have them, right Luna?

It's entirely possible, yes.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Now let's play some more.

Dare!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

do you have a digital camera?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Not with me.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

hmm... drastically cuts down on my ideas.

I dare you to make (and post) an mspaint picture of a taco.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

well now I want to know what the camera one was! (I'm going home for lunch, I can get it)

Meanwhile, this took 30 seconds: ihttp://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bshurb/lunacrap!/taco.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

except that doesn't work

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

haha. ILX Photo Truth and Dare is a fantastic idea.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

ok since the taco didn't work, gimme another one and I'll get my camera.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

although you're right, it is a fantastic idea, and I think it should be it's own thread.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

(starting it!)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no you didn't. xxpost

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how this thread has gone dead while everyone waits for Luna to show up with a camera.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

And here I am!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

That pic upthread doesn't really look like Kenan, but the camera's in the way, so I guess it could be.

And you forget... I have continued to lose weight. When you met me, I was a fatty. I guess you never *do* get a second chance to make a first impression.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)

ILE Photo Relay Challenge!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 18 October 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

im ready for a question and you all know i hold nothing back.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

*Dons splash guard*

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Truth or dare?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Truth

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

What part of yourself would you change, if you could?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to play too.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

and I want truth.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

from...er, myself.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

If you could go back in time and made one decision in your life differently, what would it be?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know, I guess it's a question which points towards regrets, but I can't think of many, well I can, but I can't think of many regrets I could have changed by acting differently, which maybe means they aren't regrets at all. I think really I'd like to go back to a general time period; when I was a teenager, and back then I think I'd like to have been nicer to people perhaps. then again maybe I wouldn't be who I am today. maybe that's why I want to do it, I don't know.

I realise the question says "one decision", but I can't think of one huge defining decision I've made in my life to date, perhaps cos I'm only 21.

As I've said elsewhere, the biggest regret I have about my teenage years is that I never had a teenage relationship, and it seems to be a sort of rite of passage maybe. I don't think I could have done much differently, it's water under the bridge to a certain extent.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

me too, give me a truth question.

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

Another round?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 21 February 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

eighteen years pass...

Dare

― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 21:28 (two years ago)

We were all idiots in ought-four.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 21:35 (two years ago)

Oh, good. I didn't post on this thread.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 31 October 2023 22:20 (two years ago)

Hhaha yes I also ctrl-f'ed this.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 1 November 2023 00:41 (two years ago)

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