there ain't nothing in Chicago for a monkey woman to do

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True or false?

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Climb the Sears Tower.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I predict this will be the biggest and bestest Chicago thread evah. I also predict Kerry will win the election. If I am wrong, this thread will die in November. If I am right, it will live forever.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Do they sell bananas in Chicago? Are there things to climb on?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

nick is quick. That even rhymes.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Because if there are I'm THERE!!!!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

RACIST

― I AM NOT BEING SERIOUS (Dan Perry), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan is such a monkey. Look at Dan Perry run!

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://chicago.indymedia.org/usermedia/image/9/banana-republic-1.gif
Hi Adam!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

For once I do a google image search hoping for disturbing/offensive/pr0n type things and get nothing but BORING. What is the world coming to?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Found this at metromix.com, http://metromix.chicagotribune.com/barsandclubs/mmx-040811-barsdaiquiri,0,2430776.story?coll=mmx-bars_top_heds

Slushie Monkey, $15
Can't get your own helper monkey? Drown your sorrows in this daiquiri at Slow Down, Life's Too Short. Served in a hand-carved, monkey-shaped coconut shell, the Slushie Monkey is a mix of rum and your choice of four frozen flavors (strawberry, hurricane, orange cream and blue Hawaiian). And while the hefty price tag seems daunting at first, you keep the monkey and get $6 refills on return visits.

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Saturday, 16 October 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I love that lyric.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 16 October 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

it's ambigu-liscious.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Saturday, 16 October 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Served in a hand-carved, monkey-shaped coconut shell...

I'm sorry, what?

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Saturday, 16 October 2004 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

RACIST

-- I AM NOT BEING SERIOUS

Did you happen to catch the episode of America's Top Model where one of the black contestants confessed that she though she looked "like a monkey"? OMG. Blank, disbelieving stares from all. I thought Tyra was going to choke her.

― Smokin' funk by the boxes (kenan), Saturday, 16 October 2004 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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