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I have some questions about Homosexual Sex. How do you decide whose dick goes in whose butt? Do you get poo on your penis? Do homosexuals masterbate the same as everybody else or do they put something in their butt?

― Binglis, Saturday, 16 October 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I see C*lum finally dropped his name shtick.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 October 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/homosexuality/animal-homosexuality/

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 16 October 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

1. No, you don't.
2. Rock, paper, scissors.
3. Condoms exist, you know.
4. Homosexuals masturbate just like everyone else AND they put stuff up their butts. Sometimes.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I think we can lock the thread now.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Your first response is best.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

10,000 posts by Tuesday

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

you are very boring.

― cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the original questions may be valid. I am so drunk I'm gonna be sick, is there a category for that? Or do i need to speak to assholes in chatrooms?

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Your first response is best.

Nausea and hatred?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

even without vowels.

― cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

We are of the same mind, Mr. Mike.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

what is "butt"?

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I have some questions about Homosexual Sex.
Me too. Wanna get together and work things out?

How do you decide whose dick goes in whose butt?
You can shove your junk in my crank first, but you gotta promise to let me reciprocate.

Do you get poo on your penis?
I don't know, the inverse scenario - C in the R - seems a likelihood

Do homosexuals masterbate the same as everybody else or do they put something in their butt?
Are you implying that the carrots make me gay?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

what is "butt"?

it's a town in Montana.

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

What's a homosexual? You always hear that word on TV.

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

homo = A member of the genus Homo, which includes the extinct and extant species of humans.

sexual = Implying or symbolizing erotic desires or activity.

therefore: homo + sexual = a symbolically sexy hominid.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

WE ARE ALL HOMOSEXUAL! LET'S HAVE A PARADE!

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

how thuper to thee you all

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I spoke tonight, for the very first time, in a chat room. I shall not be repeating the experience.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Sunday, 17 October 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

go on...elaborate.

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Sunday, 17 October 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

lesbicons are homosexuals too, how to they have the sex?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 17 October 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

to = do

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 17 October 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, elaborate on that too..

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Sunday, 17 October 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't. I was kicked out for inappropriate language!!!

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Sunday, 17 October 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

aw fuck. the cunts.

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Sunday, 17 October 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

That's kinda similar to what I said. Bastards. I was well up for a chat 'n all

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Sunday, 17 October 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

gosh, aren't chatrooms getting awfully genteel nowadays?

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Sunday, 17 October 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know. Where they different in your day?

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Sunday, 17 October 2004 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

oaiw yaise, in maiy daioy it wause a vairy civilised affaiyar

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Sunday, 17 October 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

why are you talking to yourself?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 17 October 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Remember when conservative america viewed AOL (specifically) chat rooms as vestiges of the last frontier? That was great. I used to go on and post goatse.cx links.... and before those existed, I'd just say the word 'cunt' a lot.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 17 October 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

sixteen years pass...

????

― Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:39 (four years ago)

🤔

― pomenitul, Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:42 (four years ago)

Ah, yes. I recall the random googler drive-by trolling. You don't see it so much now that ILX has been eclipsed by Big Social Media.

― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:47 (four years ago)

Thread is now prepared for no way sna

― Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:48 (four years ago)

Can see this being useful for Thread Connections (2021).

― Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:53 (four years ago)

random googler drive-by trolling

I'm willing to bet at least half of them were transitory socks.

― pomenitul, Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:55 (four years ago)

Shall I just lock this, or does anybody have a burning desire to keep the ability to bump a homophobic troll thread from 2004?

― emil.y, Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:55 (four years ago)

Lock away.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:55 (four years ago)

^^^ yep.

― pomenitul, Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:58 (four years ago)

Lock away, but it’d be good to have this applied to all worthless bumps (which is almost all of them)

― scampish inquisition (gyac), Sunday, 31 January 2021 20:59 (four years ago)

idk we could wait for darragh to follow up

― Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 31 January 2021 21:01 (four years ago)

I dunno i think we should be allowed to both start new threads and bump old threads

That doesn't seem outlandish to me

― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 January 2021 21:05 (four years ago)

worthless bumps of worthless threads are part of the texture I wouldn't want to be responsible for shutting them down

― Canon in Deez (silby), Sunday, 31 January 2021 21:07 (four years ago)

Well look 'worthless' is a perspective im not sure it does to be using it, really, in this context

― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 January 2021 21:09 (four years ago)

Oh, I'm pro worthless bumps in general, just not stuff like this. Gonna lock now.

― emil.y, Sunday, 31 January 2021 21:09 (four years ago)

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