What happened to Hitler's body?

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I bring this up because this was one of situations where someone tells a joke, then you laugh, then you think...well...that could've happened.

My friend asked if Hitler's body had been cremated after he committed suicide in his bunker. He thought that if his ashes were released into the air, anyone who inhaled them would become just like Hitler. “If a chinese baby inhaled the ashes, he would start speaking German” I laughed at first, then I thought…could that happen?

Sieg Heil!

― Dante, Der Führer (Sean3), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Where did Hitler keep his armies?

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

On the end of his handies.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I heard his mother was a dirty bugger.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

up his sleevies, surely.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yes, that is better.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

If I remeber corectly, after he killed himself his peeps burned his body. his burnt remains were taken by the soviets when they raided the bunker.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 17 October 2004 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you mean the Nazis when you say his peeps?

― Dante, Der Führer (Sean3), Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

stavros to thread.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

what else did the greeks do, during the war?

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Why didn't the Greeks just use a special army of all their gods to fight the Nazis? I'm sure Neptune could've survived a Blitzkrieg.

― Dante, Der Führer (Sean3), Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I think they tried that but something happened.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe they were busy.

― Dante, Der Führer (Sean3), Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

something like that, yeah.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sitec.fr/users/mcos/archives/Jpgs/zeus.jpg

Versus

http://hsgm.free.fr/liens/hitler.jpg

― Dante, Der Führer (Sean3), Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

did you know that hitler was a big charlie chaplin fan?

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, he annexed Poland because he thought it would impress him.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

They took his body out the back entrance to the bunker and threw some petrol on it. Apparently, though, they didn't do a good job of it, and when the Soviets came, they took it away. This was all kept secret until the end of the Cold War, when Russia revealed some of the skull from the archives.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Sunday, 17 October 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

hitlers skull, in a cardboard box, underneath your bed

― zappi (joni), Monday, 18 October 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

They saved Hitler's cock, They hid it under a rock.
I discovered it, last night. I couldnt even, believe my eyes.

If Hitler's cock could start to talk, it would say: To kill today. If Hitler's cock could choose it's mate, it would ask, for Sharon Tate!

They saved Hitler's cock. They stuck it it in Himmler's(?) sock. They saved Hitler's cock, and now it wants to talk.

Now it's starting to get hard, i found it in my backyard. Everynight it kills a dog, and now it wants, some nightly fun(?) Hitler's cock is on the move, and now I'm scared of what it's gunna do!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 18 October 2004 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

If I recall correctly from my world history class, the Greeks were too busy fucking one another in the ass to bother calling upon their gods to do anything.

― GUSTAVO, Monday, 18 October 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Boy, that's hysterical.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Monday, 18 October 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/09/3lon/img/26d3.jpg

― Alf Lief Erikson, Monday, 18 October 2004 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Girolamo is correct, I saw a documentary about this some years ago. There is a little bit of his skull left from when the soviets recovered the burnt remains of his body. It fetched a record price on ebay late last year.

(I made some of that up)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

what happened hitler's body?

he hit middle age, starting eating the wrong foods and stopped exercising.

it's a bit harsh to start a thread about it though..........

― darr.agh.mac, Monday, 18 October 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Eating the wrong foods? I thought he was mostly on a vegetarian diet, due to health reasons.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but the health reasons were that up until he was 30 he ate ground glass three meals a day.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont think hitler went fat. after all, he invented starvaiton diet.

― :|, Monday, 18 October 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

not to mention the water-free sauna.

― :|, Monday, 18 October 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but the health reasons were that up until he was 30 he ate ground glass three meals a day.

Huh?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

That may not be completely true, Tuomas.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont think hitler went fat. after all, he invented starvaiton diet.
You disgust me.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

something he never really got any credit for...

― d.arraghmac, Monday, 18 October 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven years pass...

Is it just me, or has Hitler gotten kinda hot lately?

http://teamcoco.com/video/adolf-hitler-donald-trump

― how's life, Friday, 11 March 2016 17:59 (nine years ago)

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