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http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/home.html

It makes me feel like I'm having a paranoid freak out.

Elephant Polo, Ballooning, Naked Asian Girls, Morbid information about Torture Devices, etc.

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 18 October 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

NSFW: http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/02/01/2bkk/img/08a.jpg

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/02/02/1bkk/img/10e.jpg

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/02/02/1bkk/img/11c2.jpg

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/09/1bkk/img/12i.gif

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/balloon/cb3/img/stick.jpg

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 18 October 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

come on

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 18 October 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

[...]

Putting ladyboys on elephants to play polo was the brainchild of one Alf Leif Erickson, a retired American inventor whose enthusiasms now run to hot air ballooning, corkscrew collecting, and visiting erotica museums.

Predictably, alcohol figured in Erickson's elepolo involvement. "I met Jim Edwards over a few drinks in London," he says. "And I said, 'I'll bring a team.' I had four daughters - a mixed blessing, that - and they played [as the Screwy Tuskers] for four or five years. Then they got married. I wanted to do something crazy."

Erickson's first efforts to recruit a replacement team were disastrous. "Patpong [Bangkok's notorious red light district] ladyboys are not the most stable people in the world," he admits. "Lots of recreational drugs and hormones, which don't mix. There were ... problems."

[...]

Elephant polo's rules allow women players to swing the mallet with two hands, while males use one. Are the ladyboys, uh, actually qualified to use both hands? "This is a gentleman's game," huffs Peter Prentice, captain of the Chivas Regal team and a WEPA board member. "If Alf Erickson says they're ladies ... they're ladies."

― Alf Lief Erikson, Monday, 18 October 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Was that photo of the guy w/half his head gone as a result of a fan accident for real? That was freaky, esp after all those "hey some hot chicks on the beach think I'll take a photo" pics

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 18 October 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/cork/best/04/img/best04.jpg

― Alf Lief Erikson, Monday, 18 October 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Wednesday, October 1, 2003
Now that we are back in Florida we've started their days with good wholesome breakfasts of CheeriosTM, skim milk and dry toast. None of these 7AM meals of whole fish, curry rice and green peppers.

I just hope that once the Interstate Highway (mostly I-95) crosses the Florida/Georgia border the 'girls' will be able to have their first taste of a real Southern breakfast: grits, corn muffins and Jimmy Dean sausages. (*)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/10/1fll/img/01a.jpg

* In truth, a REAL Southern breakfast is a Doctor Pepper and a Moon Pie taken with an unfiltered Camel.

― Alf Lief Erikson, Monday, 18 October 2004 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Thursday, October 2, 2003
Last night the 'girls' were not at all accustomed to going 'beddy-bye' on this big plush Irish goose-down mattress ... it was all too feathery and airy compared to their own waffle-thin Bangkok martyr-mats.

Anyway, as you can see, these 'sweet young things' just sank right-away into their new wonderful new comfy-bed. But ... still giddy with glee ... they finally had to tire themselves into their beauty sleep with a round or two of playful girlish pillow fights.

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/10/1fll/img/02a.jpg

― Alf Lief Erikson, Monday, 18 October 2004 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Friday, October 3, 2003
Translations from an overheard three-way shower conversation: the Thai to English (*) was provided by: tinglish.co.th/eng/thai/eng/html:


"What a change from those Bangkok rainwater buckets!

"And this nozzle can be aimed in all directions and into all the right places."

[feminine giggles heard]

"Even the force of the stream can be adjusted anywhere from a gentle liquid lick to a thrusting ram jet."

[sounds of water (crescendo followed by diminuendo followed by crescendo) ... accompanied by feminine gasps and sighs and gasps]

"Cold ... warm ... hot ... even steamy; we can take it anyway we like it!"

[a not unpleasant blurring of splashes and girlish squeaks and spanking sounds then continued for many minutes, right up until the Tinglish Company 'robot' was called upon to do some menu work over at the Sukothai Take-Out]

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/10/1fll/img/03a.jpg

* Watcharee believes that this machine translation left out some of the more colorful bits found in the original spoken 'shower' Thai. Though distortions caused by a 'tonal' language ... like Thai ... ricocheting off hard ceramic bathroom tiles might have been largely responsible for these omissions.

― Alf Lief Erikson, Monday, 18 October 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/10/2roa/img/08l5.jpg

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/10/2roa/img/08l4.jpg

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/10/2roa/img/08p1.jpg

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/10/2roa/img/don09c.jpg

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/10/2roa/img/12b.jpg

― Alf Lief Erikson, Monday, 18 October 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

ps:

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/10/2roa/img/14a2.jpg

― Alf Lief Erikson, Monday, 18 October 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

arghhhh

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 18 October 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Tilman, this is the ever loving fucking truth: while Army was practicing today her right breast ... (a rubber one ... half of a set of two that I bought her in Hong Kong; as she is the only one of the Screwless Tuskers not on hormones) ... fell out onto the playing field. Her elephant picked it up with its trunk like it was some floundering polo ball and dutifully 'handed' it to the mahout ... the mahout quickly but gingerly (with fingertips) passed it back to Army. I SWEAR TO GOD THIS HAPPENED!!!!!

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 18 October 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/09/3lon/img/26d3.jpg

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 18 October 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/09/3lon/img/25b2.jpg

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 18 October 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/09/4nyc/img/27e1.jpg

― Alf Lief Erikson, Monday, 18 October 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/02/09/1bkk/img/05a.jpg

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 18 October 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.textfiles.com/occult/telepath.txt

involved in telepathy research?

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 18 October 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/12/1bkk/img/04a1.jpg

― Alf Lief Erikson, Monday, 18 October 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/12/1bkk/img/07b1.jpg

― Alf Lief Erikson, Monday, 18 October 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/12/1bkk/img/21a1.jpg

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/12/1bkk/img/21a2.jpg

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/03/12/1bkk/img/21a4.jpg

― Alf Lief Erikson, Monday, 18 October 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Sunday, December 28, 2003 (teaser)
It has been a long time ... yes, a very long time ... since THOCBDC last brought you a picture from a Norwegian web cam. When I first searched for Norwegian web cams I had no problem finding interesting sites: fish packing plants in Stavanger, the airport runway lights at Tromso ... even the rocky coast near Bodo. Now when I 'tune in' "Norwegian web cams" I am more likely to find an Oslo student giving herself a hand-job or, well ...

― Alf Lief Erikson, Monday, 18 October 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

This wins the internets WTF award of all time!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 18 October 2004 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

revive

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

COME ON U SLAGS

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like staring into the great toothy maw of interwebbery.

ITS FULL OF STARS

― Dale Panopticalis (cprek), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
REVIVE!

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Monday, 7 February 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.thepancakes.com/bilder/momus.jpg

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Monday, 7 February 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)

momus looks like he's borrowed the body of winston churchill in that pic.

― kate/papa november (papa november), Monday, 7 February 2005 05:34 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/04/10/1fll/img/25c1.jpg

― he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Monday, 7 February 2005 05:39 (twenty years ago)

haha It's a David Byrne zoot suit!

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 7 February 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/04/08/1fll/img/16a1.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 7 February 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...
lol revive

― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

You might be loling on the outside, but inside...

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 07:33 (nineteen years ago)

inside i'm |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|ing

― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

!

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/05/01/1bkk/img/06e.jpg

!

― Otto Deward, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

I think all the women on the site are trannies.

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...
revive

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

that one asian chick up thread with the BRITE lipstick has the most confounding nipple placement that has ever happened, short of having like rows of them or something.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

"chick"

― jw@lynx, Friday, 14 April 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

ok fair enough but her tits are still mind-boggling

also lol @ lynx!!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/cork/best/05/index.html

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

lol waht

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 14 April 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

thoroughly baffling: A+
extra credit for sudden elephant in best flash intro ever

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 14 April 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

What is the deal with the cutouts of the TRANNY ELEPHANT POLO PLAYERS??!?!??!?!

― jw, Friday, 14 April 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...
revive

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

just a bad boob job, no

― jelkino (jergins), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

Weird. I was just in Italy and saw this live and in person. It is called the pear. And depending on how you use it, it can be either an oral, rectal, or vaginal pear.

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/misc/torture/29s.jpg

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

Looks painful...or is that the idea?

― I'm down for runnin' up on them crackers in the city hall... (papa november), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

Now, when you say 'in person,' do you mean...?

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

I went to the museum of torture in Siena. From what I've learned, you insert the pear wherever you'd like and then adjust to make it expand inside your victim. The museum is totally cheesy but pretty fun.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

My innuendo kungfu is very poor.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

THESE BITCHES ARE HOT.

― KANTLIPS, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

WAHT DOES REVIVE DO?

― KANTLIPS, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god this thread.

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/02/03/1bkk/14a.html

what the fuck?!

― Kim, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

UH

― John Justen, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:16 (eighteen years ago)

OH MY GOD ARGH.

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

ILX is weird tonight!!

― leavethecapital, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

otm

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

i really am totally confounded.

― the table is the table, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

Theyre like... stillbirth photos or something horrible right? I mean the soup part is some sick joke. Right?

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

dude has a flash intro now!!

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/findex.html

― gr8080, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

six months pass...

THESE BITCHES ARE HOT.

― KANTLIPS, Thursday, June 21, 2007 1:31 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

WAHT DOES REVIVE DO?

― KANTLIPS, Thursday, June 21, 2007 1:32 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 11 September 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

I was seriously just looking at this thread like five minutes ago.

― Pohnny Jolo (buckatee91), Sunday, 11 September 2011 23:27 (fourteen years ago)


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