" Britney takes a break after being 'naive and overexposed' "

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Well then.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40277000/jpg/_40277611_britney_bodyap.jpg

"I AM YOUR OVERLORD! Sorry about that, goodbye."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Good for her, I say.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha why do all of our pop starlets dress like comic book villains on stage?

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.undercover.com.au/pics/christina_10.jpg

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know, but I approve.

― Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://us.ent3.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mtv/mtv_movie_awards_show_2003_photos/pink/mtv3.jpg

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how this is suddenly becoming Dan's list of celebrity endorsers for his campaign, photographed while introducing him at political rallies.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.csr-berlinweb.de/Shania%20Twain%20press%203.jpg

"Vote for Dan or I will unleash my death ray!"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.beyonce-knowles.biz/beyonce-knowles-049.jpg

"Only Dan Perry can stop me from destroying Kansas City."

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

It's amazing what advisors will push you to do, even if it means taking a naive, young, blonde girl and putting her on the cover of every magazine."

THE HORROR.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan is on fire.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.mixonline.com/files/141/onlineextras040103/onlineextras040103_shak2.jpg
"BOW LIKE ME BEFORE THE GREATNESS OF THE DAN OR PERISH IN THE ETERNAL HELLFIRES OF REPUBLICANISM!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of US Weekly be your entertainment - good luck girls!"

When she learns a big word she makes good use of it.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Overexposed?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

No, I'm fine.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ishi.org/products/m-aaliyah1.jpg

"I have come back and only Dan can stop me. Vote 2008!"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

If she was really interested in taking a break, why keep doing interviews and selling pictures of her wedding to magazines like People?

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I think she means 'priority' rather than 'prerogative'.

― Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/images/madonna.jpg

"All your base are belong to us... unless you vote Perry '08."

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

(Did anyone else notice that the name of Ned's original JPEG is one letter away from being "britney_bodybap.jpg"?)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan's right. Every single pic here screams Cobra.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jerrypippin.com/celine%20dion.jpg
"With my HypnoPelvisThrust powers, I will do everything in my power to make sure that Dan wins the supreme office of the president of the United States of America in 2008, and my heart will go on."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1062549063350_2003/09/06/GEORGE,0.jpg

"Vote for Dan or else I will unleash my karma chameleon!"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

haahahaahahaha

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

If she was really interested in taking a break, why keep doing interviews and selling pictures of her wedding to magazines like People?

That would be too easy?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/gwen_stefani_grammy.jpg

"My spiderwebs will keep you all under my control! Only a strong leader like Dan PErry can save you now!"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The first election convention sponsored and broadcast by MTV.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"My body was shutting down and needed rest. It's funny how the
Man upstairs works."

Does she mean Arthur Fonzarelli? No wait, that's the Man over the Cunningham's garage.

― Huk-L, Monday, 18 October 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Only The Inexasperable Shakira can save us now

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

or Dan 'Chocopope' Perry

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 18 October 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.w-clematis.com/image4/jl-dress.jpg

― andy, Monday, 18 October 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jekyl.com/jekyl/graphics/lil_kim.jpg

Actually, I don't think Lil Kim belongs in any thread with the word "naive" in the title.

― andy, Monday, 18 October 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

is it a wardrobe malfunction when that's not even the wardrobe's function?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I think something is wrong with me. I'm repulsed by these pictures.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i know you want to be up there with them, patience fledgling

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I so would with Lil Kim. She'd kill me, but I would.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I think there's something wrong with me that I'm least repulsed by Celine and Shania.

x-post

― Al (sitcom), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I know Gwen is bona fide fashion icon, but her outfits have never failed to appall me. The results always come off like a nine year old's rainy day dress up.

― andy, Monday, 18 October 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

She dresses like a Star Trek villain.

― Leon Czolgosz in NYC (Nicole), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Shakira's pants.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.aol.com/abishort/she-ra/pictures/catra3.gif

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 18 October 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

is Britney really 22 or is it bollocks?

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 18 October 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

16 in 1998 when Baby One More Time came out, 12 in 95 when Dizznee Klub finished... Seems about right.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure she really just wants to make way for Jandek:
http://www.girliepop.com/10.18.04-15_32_42P1010025.jpg

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

oops
http://www.girliepop.com/10.18.04-15_32_42P1010025.jpg

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Shakira's pants.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Britney in 5 years = http://www.canoe.ca/JamPeopleImages/jackson_michael.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 18 October 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"My body was shutting down and needed rest. It's funny how the
Man upstairs works."

It must be really convenient having your drug dealer so close by!

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Monday, 18 October 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Monday, 18 October 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Britney.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 October 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Then why don't you marry her?????

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Because he doesn't want to be a bigamist?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Then again, maybe adaml does, you never know with him.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

That Darn Bigamist, starring AdamL! Costarring Sarah, Britney and introducing gygax! as "gygax!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

And the disembodied voice of Rodney Dangerfield!

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

I breathe and give this thread LIFE.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Sunday, 13 March 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

and i give it a funny picture:

http://www.sugarpants.net/archives/whitetrashbritney2_thumb.jpg

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Sunday, 13 March 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

We have a good team-thing going -- we should name ourselves.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Sunday, 13 March 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

How about "Hot Underage Teens"? Or "Brian"?

Those are both good names, methinks.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Sunday, 13 March 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

Team Brian would be good.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Sunday, 13 March 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha awesome!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 March 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

We know.

TEAM BRIAN: ASSEMBLE

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Monday, 14 March 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait, dang! Here I am!

We need to work on that. I mean, uh, I need to work on that. :D

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

BRITNEY Spears has strange advice for Michael Jackson. The 23-year-old reckons the superstar on trial for sexual abuse should grow some facial hair, get drunk and have a punch-up.
"If he did do those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help," she tells Allure magazine.
"He needs someone to be like, 'OK, let's buck you up, let's give you a moustache, let's rough you up, let's go to a bar, let's get drunk and be a man.'

"And if he didn't do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight."

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

OMG THAT IS THE BEST QUOTE EVER.

"And if he didn't do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight."

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

TEAM BRIAN ASSEMBLE!

― Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

I just saw all that bigamy speculation upthread! WTF?

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...

Hunt new super villain lady pics. For the sake of INSURANCE.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

I was so mad to see that many of these pics went away! :-(

PLEASE TO HAVE ILX WEBHOSTING TOOT SWEET

― Dan (Cuz I'm Lazy) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

I was gonna say, I want to know what was missing!

At least the Brit capsule shot that started it all remains.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 June 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

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