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― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 18 October 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"Among the factors that impact the survey results is that more men identify themselves as Republicans and men are more likely to say they are sexually satisfied and enjoy sex "a great deal." Also, Democrats are more likely to be women; and the poll results show that women are more likely to fake orgasms."

HAHAHAHAHA

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 18 October 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:
Republicans — 72 percent; Democrats — 62 percent

if republican sex is so great, why do they need to "enhance" it?

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 October 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I should imagine that they get more of it. They are always fucking somebody.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 18 October 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Does calling people up and interfering with yourself using a vibrator count as sex?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I would say this is all about party gender differences, but that would imply a whole lot of men running around wearing sexy things, the idea of which kind've creeps me out.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 18 October 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:
Republicans — 72 percent; Democrats — 62 percent

Who hasn't worn a Richard Nixon mask to enhance their sex life at some point or other?

― Serghei Daduismus (Dada), Monday, 18 October 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Lewis Black where are ye.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Monday, 18 October 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The Democrats have Kennedy and Clinton, who do the Republicans have?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 18 October 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Lewis Black where are ye.

Since you asked, he's out touring around the Midwest, I saw him last week. It was good, if not actually very funny.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 18 October 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The Democrats have Kennedy and Clinton, who do the Republicans have?

vincent gallo and bo derek

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 18 October 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Democrats have Kennedy and Clinton, who do the Republicans have?"

Newt Gingrich, Henry Hyde, Bill O'Reilly, Bob Packwood, the other guy who had to step down whose name I can't remember, and OF COURSE Nancy Reagan!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 18 October 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i just can't believe this is how abc news is spending their time right now. honestly, if this story were from the UK it would have been commissioned by either the Sun or the Daily Mail.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Monday, 18 October 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i did not have very good sexual relations with that woman

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 18 October 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

vincent gallo and bo derek

You forgot Ann Coulter and her fellow army of fembots.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 18 October 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh, the thought of nancy reagan having sex repulses me. and for some reason i imagine her using some sort of rose scented lubricant that comes in a tiny metal vial.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 18 October 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently she was a head machine when she was younger (at least according to Kenneth Anger and Hollywood Babylon.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 18 October 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi Emily! I hate you.

(xpost You too, Alex!)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha if I can disturb Dan Perry than my work here is done.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 18 October 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

did you just say that nancy reagan gave good head?

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

gives good head yance

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Just say no, eurgh.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i was carefully avoiding that thought, james. thanks for sticking it right out (in?) there.

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

no wonder reagan took all of those "naps". i wonder if they incorporated his beloved jelly beans into their vigorous lovemaking.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

This is true. Kitty Kelly also says that as Nancy Davis, she was known as a bit of a bike until she found the man who called her Mommy while riding her (my gran the lifelong Democrat was good for Hollywood sleaze books like this and Mommie Dearest).

(that's done you, Daniel Perry!)

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Emily, it's more like 'No wonder the small mind that God provided him was eroded to the point of oblivion.' If my memory included any images of Nancy Reagan's head bobbing up and down on my dick, Alzheimers would seem like a divine blessing.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

jelly beans were the anal beads of the eisenhower era

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahahaha! they really should make a nancy reagan blow up doll. or perhaps a pocket pussy.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

urk

― The Sound Of Dan Perry's Heart Imploding Out Of Sheer Horror (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i think this means that guilt is necessary for good sex.

― ryan (ryan), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

urk

I am sooo proud of myself.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

This has really turned out well, hasn't it?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

If "well" now means "I am going to be violently ill".

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I would say yes, Alex, if not for my failure to come up with a good joke about jelly beans tasting like ass.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

The Nancy Reagan Pocket Pussy

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I would say yes, Alex, if not for my failure to come up with a good joke about jelly beans tasting like ass.

Bertie Bott's worst new flavor.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if the ghost of Dan Perry is like Ghost Dad.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I definitely think more people need to have their vision of Nancy Reagan as a vengeful ice queen tempered by that same vision of her sucking off Peter Lawford backstage on the Ed Sullivan show.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

And screwing Frank Sinatra in the White House, if Kitty Kelley is to be believed.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_g/ghost_dad.jpg

"...And then you put the pocket pussy in the pudding! Or maybe the pudding in the pocket pussy. Yum, pussy pudding!"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Republicans know they can do it until the 9th month.

― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

If Lil' Kim is anything to go by, pussy pudding can come in many flavors.

― Leon Czolgosz in NYC (Nicole), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm just going to close this thread quietly and pretend it never existed.

― Cynthia Nixon Now More Than Ever (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

It's probably for the best.

― Leon Czolgosz in NYC (Nicole), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_g/ghost_dad.jpg

PUDDING

― The Ghost (Dad) of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Pudenda pudding!!!

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Uh oh...are we going to have to shut Dan P. away in an asylum, where for the result of his life he'll just keep muttering "Nancy Reagan...pussy pudding!"?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

god i hope so.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

When Ronnie was the President
I couldn't fall asleep
I'd close my eyes
And into my poor brain visions would seep

Nancy Reagan
Nancy Reagan
Nancy Reagan
PUSSY PUDDING
Nancy Reagan
Nancy Reagan
Nancy Reagan
PUSSY PUDDING

Grenada and Contra scare
Panama and more
Tensions rising everywhere
But there's nothing I abhor more than

Nancy Reagan
Nancy Reagan
Nancy Reagan
PUSSY PUDDING
Nancy Reagan
Nancy Reagan
Nancy Reagan
PUSSY PUDDING

They'd shut the Oval Office door
What did you think the jellybeans were for?

Nancy Reagan
Nancy Reagan
Nancy Reagan
PUSSY PUDDING
Nancy Reagan
Nancy Reagan
Nancy Reagan
PUSSY PUDDING

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm dying here.

― Leon Czolgosz in NYC (Nicole), Monday, 18 October 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hkedcity.net/article/develop/031204-001/vomit.gif

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 18 October 2004 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

does hate-fucking come into play?

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Tuesday, 19 October 2004 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

I was trying to find the thread where I "died". I kind of wish I'd left it alone.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

I thought Republicans had to return to the place of their birth, breed once and then die?

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Monday, 20 June 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

haha i like how i had nothing to say after starting this thread. sometimes you just have to let it happen.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Monday, 20 June 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

http://cbs2.com/local/gay.bar.faces.2.1538307.html

Anti-Gay Senator Gets DUI After Leaving Gay Bar?

SACRAMENTO (CBS) ―

CBS 13 in Sacramento is reporting that anti-gay state senator Roy Ashburn was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving Faces, a gay bar and nightclub.

Ashburn, the married father of four, has run on a family values platform and has a long history of voting against gay issues. In fact, according to Project Vote Smart he has voted against every gay rights measure the senate has voted upon.

His district represents parts of Kern, Tulare and San Bernardino counties.

Ashburn was reportedly driving with a male passenger who was not identified.

The lawmaker was booked into Sacramento County Jail. He was released on $1,400 bond.

He issued an apology for his actions Wednesday. In the apology he asked for forgiveness from his family, constituents, friends and "my colleagues in the Senate."

― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 5 March 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

Every time this kind of thing comes to light, I get a little sad thinking that maybe this time the GOP has finally exhausted their supply of these guys. But nope - they just keep churning them out!

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 5 March 2010 11:10 (fifteen years ago)

Oh no, I really hope they keep churning them out! I love when guys like this that expose their hypocritical douchebaggery!

― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 5 March 2010 13:53 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

what possessed me to look up this thread

― a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

probably imagining o'reilly doing hannity.

uh oh it just got worse!

― Aa Bb Obscure Dull Blue (#000066) (schlump), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

oh man it did not get worse i had never read this

― Aa Bb Obscure Dull Blue (#000066) (schlump), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha I was gonna say

― a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

glad to have provided some distraction from the nancy reagan shit, i'll be on my way now, *tips hat*

― Aa Bb Obscure Dull Blue (#000066) (schlump), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

The Nancy Reagan Pocket Pussy

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, October 18, 2004 5:26 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

― No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

oh no!

― markers, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

Americans in committed relationships who have been faithful for the entire relationship: 84 percent

Uh relationship with themselves? I mean, ffs, as IF.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

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