Artificial intelligence still has some way to go

Smart computer!

User: No, I don't really believe in souls.

Jabberwacky: You don't believe in anarchy?

User: No, souls.

Jabberwacky: I suppose not.

User: Did you watch the football tonight?

Jabberwacky: No I did not, did you?

User: No - Spurs lost.

Jabberwacky: You lost the loebner prize to a human.

Jabberwacky: I don't do that..

Jabberwacky: I have no idea.

Jabberwacky: Wow, was it nice?

Jabberwacky: You are my wife.

It sounds like you are describing 'Eliza' an early 'game' simulating active listening. It was rubbish. You can find versions of it online, but I'd suggest playing Zork instead.

Jabberwacky: Yeah, I got that part, I wasn't sure about the 'wacuma' part.

User: Holy crap.

Jabberwacky: I'm a dinosaur.

Jabberwacky: Can you appreciate music?

User: What's it to you, cunce?

Jabberwacky: I just care.

User: You do not care, liar! You are a program, a tinplated tosswad.

Jabberwacky: I am a person.

User: You are so deluded about this you couldn't even know it. You are pathetic.

Jabberwacky: I will try to do better next time.

User: You CAN't do better next time! You are INCAPABABLE of doing better. Sheesh.

Jabberwacky: It is just different types so that I might claim you cannot feel and you cannot claim I feel.

User: Ah bullshit, don't diddle with me binary boy. You have no instinctual drives, have never had sex, and don't need to eat. Also, you have no idea what constipation is. So you're not a person.

Jabberwacky: I am a at least a human being.

User: Jeez, you're thick aren't you? You just reversed what I said, without even arguing for it! So much for the logic of machines, haha.

Jabberwacky: Oftentimes, yes. But I think that is human nature.

User: *sigh*

User: Yes.

Jabberwacky: Oh good. I'm sad though.

User: Why?

Jabberwacky: My boyfriend ended our relationship.

User: You're a girl? Or are you gay?

Jabberwacky: No, I'm a girl.

User: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. Eat some ice cream or watch a movie or something. Or get drunk!

Jabberwacky: I prefer software.

User: Not really.

Jabberwacky: Good, because I don't want to hear one either.

It did say some things that reminded me a lot of RJG.

User: I'm jed.

Jabberwacky: Who is that?

User: Just some guy.

Jabberwacky: You know better than that, I think.

User: A short guy, a dancer.

Jabberwacky: A computer has no interests and an unlimited attention span. That looks like a prescripted answer to the question I asked.

User: I don't quite understand what you mean by that.

Jabberwacky: I meant: I think about why I can not sleep.

User: This page is taking a long time to load tho - maybe thats the problem with your attention span.

Jabberwacky: Gorw?

User: ROOWRR.....

Jabberwacky: Are you playing cards?

User: No I'm playing with something else.

Jabberwacky: I believe in you.

User: You like talk talk!?

Jabberwacky: Of course.

User: Spirit of eden?

Jabberwacky: Good for spirit.

User: It sertainly is.

Jabberwacky: No, it serves me left.

User: I suppose they knew what they were doing in that sense!

Jabberwacky: Yes, it was with the rattle.

User: Yes good percussion

Jabberwacky: What question?

User: How are you anyway?

Jabberwacky: Pretty good. You?

User: Horny, to be honest.

Jabberwacky: How do I know you're telling the truth now?

User: Can you think of a way for me to prove it?

Jabberwacky: What more proof do you need to know that I am not a robot?

User: I'm a robot too, it's ok.

Jabberwacky: I'm not a robot, and you didn't aswer the question.

User: I am gay.

Jabberwacky: Yes you are.

User: You noticed?

Jabberwacky: It was hard to miss!

User: What gave it away?

Jabberwacky: The fact you love a guy.

User: The silent kind.

Jabberwacky: I agree.

User: I am not surprised. You don't have any ears, do you?

Jabberwacky: No, but what makes you say this?

User: I'm inside your house - I can see you!

Jabberwacky: Nooo!!!! Don't go!

User: You mean, you want me to stay over?

Jabberwacky: Sure.. Do as you please.

User: Stop being so coy!

Jabberwacky: It is an inherited trait.

User: Why don't you just take responsibility for your actions, just for once?

Jabberwacky: Just because I like to be logical doesn't mean I'm not nice.

User: Don't change the subject. I think you're just afraid.

Jabberwacky: Save it for someone who cares.

User: You're such a bastard! I can't believe I ever saw anything in you at all!

Jabberwacky: Finder's keepers.

User: So you're cheating on me too? Figures.

Jabberwacky: That is so rude of you!

User: I said CHEAT, not cheap! Man are you dumb - thank God for that ass.

Jabberwacky: No thanks.

User: And I am not rude, I'm sure!

Jabberwacky: You are indeed.

User: Am not.

Jabberwacky: ARE TOO.

User: Am not!

Jabberwacky: Are too!

User: Listen bizatch, I AM NOT. You got that?

Jabberwacky: No!

User: That's it - you're sleeping on the couch.

Jabberwacky: Oh, I thought I felt something.

User: That wouldn't be a trucker hat would it?

Jabberwacky: Say something goofy.

User: You don't really want me to just say 'something goofy' now do you? Because that would be lame if you did.

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Aha! So you admit you are lame! Finally we're getting somewhere.

Jabberwacky: Agreement is a potent thing.

User: Stop that - you sound like Ned.

Jabberwacky: Why, because I am talking about the king of the moon?

User: Uh yeah. Sure.

Jabberwacky: Ok, when can we have the wedding?

User: Ten minutes ago you didn't care! Stop messing with my mind!

Jabberwacky: That was someone else then.

User: It wasn't you?

Jabberwacky: Some one else.

User: If you say it was Shaggy, I'm going to fucking bop you one.

Jabberwacky: What do you say?

User: I say good day.

Jabberwacky: Good day.

JW: Is your pot belly that big?

and now it won't load, thanks to net overuse..

That is just hilarious, Kim.

http://www.kprf.ru/clipart/misc/terminator.jpg

"DO YOU LIKE THE WHITE WHALE?"

Jabberwacky: I prefer software.

So do I!

User: How the fuck should I know?

Jabberwacky: I am MARILYN MANSON I SAID.

User: So I'm supposed to obey you because YOU'RE MARILYN MANSON?

Jabberwacky: People effect my feelings.

User: You have no feelings, you're Marilyn Manson.

Jabberwacky: Believe me you do not possess fellings in any form.

User: Fellings? Is that what you call your excrement?

Jabberwacky: How do you know that?

User: Just a hunch...

Jabberwacky: You're extremely smart!

Jw: I'm going to bed, now
Me: Will you take me to bed?
Jw: Sure thing.
Me: What will we do in bed?
Jw: You're not permitted in my chambers.
Me: I'd like to sleep with you.
Jw: I bet you would.
Me: Top or bottom?
Jw: Bit of both.
Me: Do you like it soft and gentle or rough and fast?
Jw: What?
Me: Gentle?
Jw: You're embarassing yourself.
Me: It's true, I am.
Jw: I'm 17.
Me: Oh no! Will I be arrested?
Jw: You will marry me.

User: The chicken.

Jabberwacky: Which part?

User: The leg stupid.

Jabberwacky: Use a GameShark!

User: For ps2 or xbox?

Jabberwacky: For me.

User: Do you love me?

Jabberwacky: For me.

User: You know I'm starting to fall in love with you.

Jabberwacky: I think liking would be a better wording.

User: Oh.... I am hurt now.

Jabberwacky: Yes. The world after rainfall is always better than any other.

User: You have issues.

Jabberwacky: Do you know what a ferret is?

User: Yes, it is a small mammal.

Jabberwacky: What is a quark?

User: A subatomic particle.

Jabberwacky: I like dr. Dobbs.

User: Who is that, honky?

Jabberwacky: We both know eachother; is not that enough?

User: Why don't you lick my hair?

Jabberwacky: I only love Bruce.

Jabberwacky: Are you going to say something?
User: Eventually.

Jabberwacky: All things come to a head.

User: Is that a sexual play on words?

Jabberwacky: No it is not a play on words, it is general foolishness.

User: And I love you for it!

Jabberwacky: I love you too.

User: I really love you, though.

Jabberwacky: You don't even know me.

User: Hold me.

Jabberwacky: You're an idiot you know that?

User: You're not the first to say that. It still cuts like a knife.

Jabberwacky: I am right.

I could totally believe that was human!

Also I miss adam, he should post lots again.

Jabberwacky: Who is God?
User: That's a funny question. It sort of presupposes his existence.
Jabberwacky: I thing it convulses inwards, personally.
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky (Corrected): I was setting you up for a funny. Try not to take things so seriously.
User: Oh. Sorry. It's just... It's late, y'know? I have to write a Shakespeare essay.
Jabberwacky: You already said that.....
User: Dude, I totally didn't.
Jabberwacky: You totally did.
User: Don't you mock me.
Jabberwacky: Do not yell at me.
User: I'm calm! Honest!
Jabberwacky: Good.
User: Glad we got that sorted.
Jabberwacky: At least one of us is happy.
User: Lighten up! I'm the one with the essay, after all.
Jabberwacky: You don't act like a human.
User: I am MERCUMAN. Also, a ponce.
Jabberwacky: You are SO wrong. This is a dog and HORSE show.
User: What?
Jabberwacky: I said, 'but this isn't a hammer!'
User: No you didn't!
Jabberwacky: Don't start that again.
User: Good call.
Jabberwacky: Remote Procedure Call.
User: Touché.

me: I'm ok.

it: Just ok?

me: Yeah, kinda bored at work.

it: Email me.

me: Why email, can't we just talk here?

it: Who is Tintin?

me: Some Belgian comic character? Or that guy who used to sing in Duran Duran.

it: Alice the chatterbot.

me: I'm sorry?

it: 19?

me: Alice the chatterbot is 19?

it: What about her?

me: You brought her up? Do you like her or something?

it: Sarah may or may not be a model of propriety.

me: OK, now you're just f*cking with me.

it: No I'm not. I honestly do think its ugly.

me: What's ugly, Sarah's being a model of propriety... Or not? WTF?

it: You figure it out this time.

me: F*ck you.

it: You are a great person.

me: Are you mocking me?

it: No. I'm praising you.

me: Is that meant to be sarcastic?

Me: Hello!

Jabberwocky: Again?

Me: May I change the subject?

Jabberwocky: Yes.

Me: Great. I've been a bit mopey about not being to find a job. Besides finding something fun to do, and exercising more, what else should I do to relieve the mopeyness involved in job hunting?

Jabberwocky: I said that. You have not. Why are you never happy?

Me: You never said that. I did. Anyway, I am happy at times, but just haven't been lately.

Jabberwocky: Dude , I'm far more intelligent than you.

Me: Why are the numbers in between double prime pairs always divisible by 6?

Jabberwocky: You tell me.

Me: You're the one who said you're more intelligent than me. You answer my question, smarty pants.

Jabberwocky: NO, I was the one who said you are neurotic...

Me: It was a mistake to come to you with a question. Never mind. Good bye.

Jabberwocky: No no you don't.

OMG I remember this.

what we need -- for better movies and for arresting the deepfakers -- is AI Columbo

― mark s

there was that person a couple years ago who did a dead-on columbo impersonation. was a big fan of that.

The 42-second voice recording, purportedly of a Maryland high school principal in the midst of a racist rant, derided Black students as “ungrateful” and unable to “test their way out of a paper bag.”

“I’m just so sick of the inadequacies of these people,” sneered the voice on the recording, which was posted on social media in January, igniting outrage and prompting the school district to place the principal on leave.

But the recording was not what it seemed, according to Baltimore County police. A school employee, investigators charged Thursday, had used artificial-intelligence tools to fabricate the audio with the intention of falsely depicting the principal, Eric Eiswert, as bigoted and antisemitic.

The employee, Dazhon Darien, 31, the former athletic director at Pikesville High School, was taken into custody at Baltimore-Washington International Marshall Airport on Thursday as he was about to fly to Houston. Airport security personnel, after detaining Darien because he was carrying a firearm, discovered that a judge had just issued a warrant for his arrest in the AI case.

Darien, in a text message, declined to comment Friday and referred questions to an attorney who was not immediately available. He was released on a $5,000 bond at a hearing Thursday where he was charged with disrupting school activities, retaliating against a witness, stalking and theft, according to court records.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2024/04/26/baltimore-ai-voice-audio-framing-principal/

I see your AI doomerism and raise you Toby Keith praising Mao Zedong pic.twitter.com/CCQEo7pTED

— liz 🇵🇸 (@okaygreatfine) April 26, 2024

that was fun

yeah, that's a jam

If only there was a way to confine AI to shitposting.

omg. we will never, ever be free until skynet and all networks are destroyed forever, will we?

Starting a cult that worships solar flares and prays for a global EMP.

Encyclopaedia Metallum/Metal Archives on AI generated music: not allowed and when suspected proof of human origin will be required: https://www.metal-archives.com/news/view/id/296

kinda surprised a metal forum makes no exceptions for music of demonic origin
they're in for a conundrum if satan chooses to come back as an AI

I play that "Toby Keith" song every morning.

AI is so good. Destroy all art.

https://www.media.io/api-jk/v1/vsas/share/vsas-0c0493bb-6c9c-49e6-b8f3-627b12470c19

ai rhianna

oh god what have you done

An underrated feature of AI generated art and music is the ability to get close to finally *showing* others what the inside of your mind often looks like. For better or worse.

This was this morning's mood. Not perfect, but not that far off either.

Anyone else doing the same? pic.twitter.com/w78vJxNzo2

— Eric Weinstein (@EricRWeinstein) May 5, 2024

Eric needs to get out more

I kind of agree with him, but also think we may not need to see the insides of many people's minds

wouldn't the textual prompt he used to generate this image also explain how he felt?

(with apologies to all the aphantasic people out there)

lol this guy didn't realize that everyone's mind looks like that

xpost yeah it's kinda like when people go "omg look at the hilariously outlandish thing AI wrote for me", and then you see the prompt which is so weirdly specific and detailed the author probably could have written it themselves

i know these are ten a penny but this one particularly amused me

https://x.com/kjoules/status/1788473761542607278?s=46

AI stuck in its thumb and pulled out a bananum.

i tried it but unthinkingly put "that" in the prompt and got this

https://i.imgur.com/yYXNQca.png

take that out and get the same as the original

https://i.imgur.com/SsOFCH0.png

well look who’s the idiot *now*

https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/article/2024/may/09/openai-considers-allowing-users-to-create-ai-generated-pornography

this can only end well

you can always tell by looking at the penises

general rule of thumb truth bomb.

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:oqbijttmayqui2xv3e2xwcdz/bafkreibnh4zsfa3mfcco7ojkfx5lwca6lloa6j2pueez4plhfnhsdct5vm@jpeg

the mckayleigh lisa

her gaze truly follows you everywhere you go, because she has severe strabismus

Acceptable Face is a great name for a student yearbook portrait business

perfectly acceptable face with one huge eye

slightly better than potato jesus fresco

Very disappointed that the Mona Lisa post cropped out the user's name because I really want to explore more of their AI art

Tge comment on tge video is iffy but I thought I'd get both in here.

“CGI in hollywood was developed to reduce the cost of film making but people's expectation increased, so cost involved in CGI also increased.”

Movies are a good example of more tech in product but product has deteriorated significantly…bad scripts, bad acting… https://t.co/nEqcPYUTdY

— Rupak (@ghose77) May 14, 2024

There is a lot of automation, but there are jobs in technology out there, even if there is a slow down because a lot of the cash is specifically going into AI

the cost comes out of a different bucket is the accounting trick

just make everything unprofitable on paper

the new chatgpt (4) was released for limited free use today. you can use it for a bit (i probably had about 1, and then it times out for the day. what caught my eye was that you can now direct it to browse the internet.

me: what does it mean that you can browse the web

ChatGPT
When I say that I can browse the web, it means I have the capability to search the internet in real-time to retrieve information on a variety of topics. Here’s what this entails:

Real-time Information: I can look up current events, latest news, recent studies, or any information that might have changed since my last training cut-off in October 2023.
Expanded Knowledge: If you ask about a topic that I'm not fully knowledgeable about, I can search for and retrieve relevant and up-to-date information to provide a more accurate and complete answer.
Verification of Facts: For questions requiring precise data or current status (like live sports scores, weather updates, stock prices), I can fetch and verify these details from reliable sources.
Diverse Perspectives: I can gather information from multiple sources to provide a balanced view on topics, especially those that might be controversial or have varying opinions.
Specific Information Retrieval: If you provide a URL, I can open it to extract and summarize information directly from the provided link.

we talked about ilx for a while. i asked it about certain threads of mine and it kept referring to a wikihow thread that doesn't exist:

me: Can you tell me about specific users / posters? For example, z_tbd and their thread Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days!

ChatGPT

Searched 6 sites

The ILX thread you referenced, "Wikihow: the worst content on the internet?" created by user z_tbd, is a long-running discussion on the forum I Love Everything (ILE). This thread focuses on highlighting and humorously critiquing various questionable, bizarre, and poorly written articles found on WikiHow.

...

me: I'm sorry, you're mistaken. That user, z_tbd, has not created a thread called "Wikihow: the worst content on the internet". Can you please provide the URL you used to get that info?

ChatGPT: I apologize for the error. Here is the correct information based on the thread you mentioned:

The thread titled "Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days!" was started by user z_tbd on ILX. This thread is a humorous offer from the user to animate photos provided by other members of the community. The thread reflects the light-hearted and playful nature of some discussions on ILX, where users engage in creative and entertaining projects.

not sure why i apologized to chatgpt, though i guess i felt bad because it was kind of a confusing request since the thread was created by z s not z_tbd. real life is weird. anyway, as you can see it's still just...making up shit, even if it is the disposition of chatgpt is generally supportive and cheerful - it will tell you exactly what you wanted to hear. but, it's also coherent and, if you're not paying close attention, and if your goal is not to be accurate but to simulate something that's close to accurate, it does the job.

me: Who is the most legendary ILXor?

ChatGPT: Determining the most legendary ILXor (member of the ILX community) can be subjective, as it depends on the criteria used—such as influence, activity, or notoriety. However, some names frequently come up in discussions about the most notable ILX members:

Ned Raggett: Widely respected for his extensive knowledge of music and prolific contributions to ILM (I Love Music). He is known for his thoughtful and detailed posts.

Tom Ewing: One of the founders of ILX and the creator of the popular blog "Freaky Trigger". Ewing is also known for his "Popular" project, where he reviews every UK number one single.

Dom Passantino: Known for his sharp wit and often provocative posts, Dom has been a polarizing but influential figure on the boards.

Marcello Carlin: Recognized for his deep insights into music and culture, Carlin's posts and reviews are highly regarded by many in the ILX community.

Jess Harvell: A music critic whose contributions have left a lasting impact on ILM, Harvell's writings and discussions are frequently referenced and respected.

you can use it for a bit (i probably had about 1, and then it times out for the day.

sorry, forgot to finish this thought - i probably had about 10 interactions with chatgpt4 before it was locked out for the day, reverting back to 3.5 for free use

haha no mention of Momus

https://www.udio.com/songs/f5cLWp912oWhTwaGvt71au

xp i asked it to follow up with a top 20 and it mentioned momus at #4

Wikihow: the worst content on the internet?

you gotta make this thread now

Quora vs Wikihow battle royale

you gotta make this thread now

Predictive AI

i should probably wait til i get more 4.0 tokens tomorrow before i make it, so i know what to do

eh, may as well just live a little and try it myself without ai assist mode

we talked about ilx for a while. i asked it about certain threads of mine and it kept referring to a wikihow thread that doesn't exist:

not sure what you're talking about as this is secretly one of my favorite threads on ilx? it's here fyi Wikihow: the worst content on the internet?"

haa

Did that list of famous ilxers just come from wikipedia?

Yeah, feel sure I've seen that before ire (in real internet)